Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,599
Does anyone recall what his most recent job was, or if he's still working there?
For someone who self-doxes his apartments constantly, he has stayed pretty quiet about his job situation. Before he moved to Vegas, he used to list Allstate on his Facebook, but he also listed Geico on his LinkedIn at the same time. (Also, he pays for LinkedIn Premium, LOL.) Some other posters have made a convincing case that he is working at the Rio, but it's not clear what his role would be there, if he does work there at all.
 
For someone who self-doxes his apartments constantly, he has stayed pretty quiet about his job situation. Before he moved to Vegas, he used to list Allstate on his Facebook, but he also listed Geico on his LinkedIn at the same time. (Also, he pays for LinkedIn Premium, LOL.) Some other posters have made a convincing case that he is working at the Rio, but it's not clear what his role would be there, if he does work there at all.
Janitor. He's not intelligible enough to be a call center phone jockey.

Edit: AANK HEWW HORR HALLING HEICO, OW HAN I HEELP HEW?
 
We like to joke that he's a janitor, since he took a job as one at Walmart to save up money for a brothel trip. And he could be, but I suspect he's actually working some back office job that doesn't require face time with customers. Document processor, admin assistant, etc. Those kinds of jobs don't pay well and they have limited advancement opportunities, but he does meet the bare minimum qualifications, he could be considered a diversity hire, and he thinks working an office job confers prestige.
 
Either Russ doesn’t know what “working remotely” means or he’s LARPing as a white-collar professional with a big boy job again. Both are equally likely IMO. Sounds like he gets his rejection letter from AGT two weeks from now.
Working remotely means skyping your probation officer that you haven't informed you left the state.
 
This feels a lot like the Ariana saga again.

He gave his gift (you just know he stuck his contact info in the audition video), it was the greatest audition ever, and now he's just sitting around waiting for Heidi Klum to call his personal phone and have her limo come pick him up for a life of fame, fortune, and all the sex he wants in Hollywood forever.

Until two weeks pass, the call never comes, and he snaps when he realizes it isn't going to.
 
This feels a lot like the Ariana saga again.

He gave his gift (you just know he stuck his contact info in the audition video), it was the greatest audition ever, and now he's just sitting around waiting for Heidi Klum to call his personal phone and have her limo come pick him up for a life of fame, fortune, and all the sex he wants in Hollywood forever.

Until two weeks pass, the call never comes, and he snaps when he realizes it isn't going to.
Then I predict a lawsuit threat and a post about how NBC hates the disabled. Then he'll post the video of his "band" "rehearsing" and sane people will point and laugh and he'll be convinced he's winning people over to his side.
 
Then I predict a lawsuit threat and a post about how NBC hates the disabled.

But until then, this is gonna be the best two weeks ever and all his dreams are finally coming true!

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But until then, this is gonna be the best two weeks ever and all his dreams are finally coming true!

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Oh lord, the meltdown will be spectacular! But, since I'm a pessimist, what if, by some fluke, he does get accepted as one of the throwaway acts? He'll be convinced he's going to win, and when they reject him after his first performance, he'll go ballistic.
 
Oh lord, the meltdown will be spectacular! But, since I'm a pessimist, what if, by some fluke, he does get accepted as one of the throwaway acts? He'll be convinced he's going to win, and when they reject him after his first performance, he'll go ballistic.

If he ever managed to snail-trail his way on to the show and got broadcast, he would get laughed at and mocked more than he ever has been in his life.
 
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