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"the majority of my sex life comes from Twitter"
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His sex life consists of one (count 'em, one) time when he played "just the tip" with Wedge because the amhole is sealed shut and Wedge couldn't recite the correct incantation to open it. The rest of his Twitter sex life is him adding people he interacted with more than 10 times to his online list of GFs.

Remember when Bonnie was on his Twitter GF list for a hot minute? Bonnie was probably like "Miss me with that polycule shit, bro. Just because I talk to you doesn't mean I like you, Captain Autism."
 
I've had a thought:

A lot of Kev's behaviour post-tranch arrival can be attributed to his gigantic cannabis consumption. I reckon he started smoking weed to help with the pain of his surgery and its complications, and is now perma-stoned. I don't know if Kev lived in a weed-legal state before he moved there, but since that time he has shown classic stoner symptoms:

- He has gained a huge amount of weight.
- He seems to have become even more stupid and incoherent.
- He seems to have lost all motivation to do anything. Serious stoners just lie around all day playing video games, because even if you're not stoned all the time, long-term weed use saps your energy and motivation 24/7, making you permanently tired, lethargic and lazy.
- He has wild and inconsistent mood swings, including a distinct paranoid tendency.
- Lastly, (and most Islamically), his orgasms. For a lot of people (of both sexes), orgasm while high on weed is completely mind-blowing. It doesn't happen for everyone, but for those for whom it does, they never want to come sober again. It's much more intense and lasts much longer. I reckon that these "amazing full-body orgasms" are just Kev masturbating while high on weed, which he hadn't done before, and he's mistaking weedgasms for girlgasms, because he is stupid. If he did start smoking to deal with pain post-surgery, it would explain why he didn't know about sex on weed before.
 
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God, I can't imagine having my sex life just be nothing but words on a screen, but then again I'm not an incel in denial.
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And don't get me started on communist/socialist trannies and soys buying mosin nagants and posing with them, claiming they bought it for self defense.
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God, I can't imagine having my sex life just be nothing but words on a screen, but then again I'm not an incel in denial.
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Heavy doubt.


Edit: Two of mine are from the late 1930s, and are very clearly never issued or used in combat rifles. His looks way to clean to have done anything but sit in an armory for decades. Idiots think just because the rifle was made during war years and might have a Soviet star, that it was combat issue. There were literally millions of these rifles made and there's probably more of them in the US right now that's unused new old stock than was used in the actual fucking war.

Edit 2: Idiot leftist also clearly doesn't understand what surplus means. That rifle likely never left it's crate from time of production and proofing to it's import.
 
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I weep for the physical therapist.
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What is the physical therapist supposed to do against the scar tissue that's responsible for the tight amhole?? Does Kevin still think he has vaginitis?

I don't even think the genital butcher can help the amhole. It's nearly closed shut and it's Kevin's own fault. He wanted an amhole so badly but couldn't be arsed to care for it once he had it.
 
What is the physical therapist supposed to do against the scar tissue that's responsible for the tight amhole?? Does Kevin still think he has vaginitis?

I don't even think the genital butcher can help the amhole. It's nearly closed shut and it's Kevin's own fault.
He's probably begging that a revision surgery can open it back up, just for him to be a lazy cumbrain again and let it close.
I for one am all for it.
 
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keV has ignored his dilation so much he needs to spend an hour working up to a 7/8" thick, 2" long pencil dick.
My fucking sides
I know it's been said to death before, but following the path to the ultimate coom and ending up unable to have sex or even masturbate ever again is just... :story:
 
What is the physical therapist supposed to do against the scar tissue that's responsible for the tight amhole?? Does Kevin still think he has vaginitis?

I don't even think the genital butcher can help the amhole. It's nearly closed shut and it's Kevin's own fault. He wanted an amhole so badly but couldn't be arsed to care for it once he had it.
IDK Kev might have some trouble with them big wurdz and he thinks the emphasis in "physical therapist" is on the "rapist" part.
Or he's mistaking a psychiatrist for a physical therapist.
Or he's bullshitting as usual with his "medical costs have suddenly come up oy vey" e-begs.
He's made it clear on several occasions he fucking hates dilating and I suspect this is the reason he can't get a "proper" revision surgery which IMO is "well shit, I fucked up, so I guess I'll have to fix it for free", so he might be trying to salvage the situation as well.
 
He's probably begging that a revision surgery can open it back up, just for him to be a lazy cumbrain again and let it close.
I for one am all for it.
Yep, he would continue to NOT dilate because he is lazy. Perverted tweets & buying toys are easy and don't need any effort. Dilating is uncomfortable and probably painful,
 
In Kev's defense, he did have some pretty nasty complications. Didn't part of his AmHole literally rot and fall off? His butcher doctor wouldn't see him for the longest time until I guess they couldn't avoid it anymore. So, it is likely that he was in pretty bad pain and scared to dilate because it was falling apart every time he touched it.

I'd feel sorry for him except he is now a history revisionist who swears that getting his neo-vag was the equivalent of rainbows, butterflies, and a basket of puppies. If he honestly discussed how bad it was (even if he was still retarded enough to claim it was all worth it), I might have a modicum of sympathy for the dude. As it is, I'm glad his AmHole is nothing but misery for him. He should have learned to love anal. That would have given him a few years of pleasure and validation from being dicked before he ended up with a blown out asshole like Wedge.
 
I know it's been said to death before, but following the path to the ultimate coom and ending up unable to have sex or even masturbate ever again is just... :story:
They say God is the best comedian because he's got the most material to work with. Kev is an elaborate, expensive, perfectly executed comic set-piece, a real career highlight for the Big Man.
 
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