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[Roybertitos]

The obligatory daily fed posting

Thanks Null for featuring this thread, wouldn't have discovered this Tranny Waco waiting to happen otherwise lol.

For a buncha trannies living on internet welfare and alpaca wool in the desert, they spend a fuckton on high-end guns. Not sure what that rifle is but it looks like some kind of .338 or .50 with that muzzle break. That pistol is definitely a Ruger-57 tho, which is like 800 bucks.

I don't see why they'd need anything more than like .308 hunting rifle and a 9mm pistol for their purposes. With the money they'd save they could buy a generator that actually works or something more useful for their gay commune. But I guess I'm not under siege by MAGA road warriors every day so what do I know?

 

[SmokeyMcRunFast]

The floodlights idea from the Tranch has a snag in it.

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[Knives Out]

In my early 20's I worked around a bunch of counter-culture crackpots that would sperg for hours on end about renting out a school bus and turning it into a mobile apartment... or adopting a ranch full of living animals... or living in a 10-room remote chateau with 50 of their sex pest friends.

It was all a big departure from the "3 bedroom house, picket fence, 3-person family" style they were used to growing up with. Basically they wound up living in their parents' basement forever with a worn down old 80's Winnebago outside that rusted over and became wrapped by weeds. That was their "school bus". None of them were practical handy or even went camping. None of them understood how to discharge grey water or generate mobile power. They opted for a 1,000 rustbucket that went as far as it could before it broke down the first time.

The "let's live in a mansion with 50 of us and our dogs" idea also almost failed. It turned into 5 of them sharing a studio apartment for some reason. They'd almost always fight and one would have a drug problem, one wouldn't be employed, and 2 of them would be working at a min-wage establishment to keep the lights on. They'd all be living in squalor.

I've never met any of the "OOO LETS LIVE ON A RANCH FULL OF [Random obscure animal here]" until now. It sucks about as bad as I thought it would. These people don't understand that this requires a massive amount of responsibility. Way more than simply mowing the lawn or taking out the trash. Things they couldn't even bear to do.

I kind of hold a special contempt for people who made an impulsive decision and waste all of this farmland. I hope it gets appropriated soon. Colony collapse and the US are on a head-on collision.

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

These ones are worst
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Jesus.

What the fuck are they even talking about?

Suppressing fire is to suppress hostiles that are maneuvering or already firing at you so that your forces can maneuver.

What they're describing is an ambush where they use indiscriminate gunfire to murder someone while recklessly endangering anyone within a mile given the opportunity.

Also, good luck "suppressing" anyone with that sniper rifle. You'll burn through $100 of ammo and then get killed by a well-aimed shot anyway.

 

[Techpriest]

In my early 20's I worked around a bunch of counter-culture crackpots that would sperg for hours on end about renting out a school bus and turning it into a mobile apartment... or adopting a ranch full of living animals... or living in a 10-room remote chateau with 50 of their sex pest friends.

It was all a big departure from the "3 bedroom house, picket fence, 3-person family" style they were used to growing up with. Basically they wound up living in their parents' basement forever with a worn down old 80's Winnebago outside that rusted over and became wrapped by weeds. That was their "school bus". None of them were practical handy or even went camping. None of them understood how to discharge grey water or generate mobile power. They opted for a 1,000 rustbucket that went as far as it could before it broke down the first time.

The "let's live in a mansion with 50 of us and our dogs" idea also almost failed. It turned into 5 of them sharing a studio apartment for some reason. They'd almost always fight and one would have a drug problem, one wouldn't be employed, and 2 of them would be working at a min-wage establishment to keep the lights on. They'd all be living in squalor.

I've never met any of the "OOO LETS LIVE ON A RANCH FULL OF [Random obscure animal here]" until now. It sucks about as bad as I thought it would. These people don't understand that this requires a massive amount of responsibility. Way more than simply mowing the lawn or taking out the trash. Things they couldn't even bear to do.

I kind of hold a special contempt for people who made an impulsive decision and waste all of this farmland. I hope it gets appropriated soon. Colony collapse and the US are on a head-on collision

You know nothing about ranching. 36 acres isn't a lot of land and it's scrub land only good for grazing unless you want to invest an absolute fuckton into soil fertilization.

EDIT:

To further explain, a square mile is 640 Acres. 36 Acres is about .05 Square Miles. It's about a thousand feet by a thousand feet. It's not a small area, but if you're going to be doing farming and actually make a profit you're going to need decent farmland. This area of Colorado is pretty much scrubland - not very good soil. As such all it's good for is for ranching. You can raise pigs on that land no problem, or sheep or goats. Cows need more space but you could keep one or two, if you're willing on investing in buying feed. Almost all those animals are going to need feed, and water. I think they have a stock dam on property so the water isn't too much of an issue, but still, that's not a lot of space.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Bonnie selfie and fed posting
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More like a 7 chin selfie.

Edit:
Since we're looking at the prices on their weapons, that Ruger Precision rifle is pretty pricey, 4 digits easy. They apparently are not spending any of this money on optics, because the scope on that rifle is a Simmons of some sort which tops out around $300 assuming a non-sale price, but on sale this ends up somewhere south of $200 easily.

I have to wonder if they've verified that thing holds zero under sustained recoil.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I bet that behavior changes once a police officer shows, and then its "ITS ONLY JUST TO SCARE AWAY PEOPLE, WE AINT SHOOTING ANYONE!!!"

They're all about ACAB. They're going to be non-cooperative at best and confrontative at worst.

Thanks Null for featuring this thread, wouldn't have discovered this Tranny Waco waiting to happen otherwise lol.

For a buncha trannies living on internet welfare and alpaca wool in the desert, they spend a fuckton on high-end guns. Not sure what that rifle is but it looks like some kind of .338 or .50 with that muzzle break. That pistol is definitely a Ruger-57 tho, which is like 800 bucks.

I don't see why they'd need anything more than like .308 hunting rifle and a 9mm pistol for their purposes. With the money they'd save they could buy a generator that actually works or something more useful for their gay commune. But I guess I'm not under siege by MAGA road warriors every day so what do I know?

It's a Ruger Precision in .300 WinMag. And they don't use any "common sense ordinary people" cartridges because they just need to be sooper speshul.

 

[Jump]

My guess right now is that these guys aren't going to make it until next winter, especially if the delusions continue and the money starts running dry. A tip to all scam artists - never do a con that requires you to relocate for minimal returns.

I don't even see this making it through the spring with out shit going down. They are going to gun down some jehovah's witness(looks fash!) or lost person who accidentally comes up their driveway.
Also I have a question for the country folk. Didn't this alpaca herd start off in the double digits and now has ballooned to 200 in just a few months? How long until 250? 300? They seem to be making zero effort to fix or separate them. All on a postage stamp 36 ac "ranch" that is grazed bare.
And now they are busy chasing shadows along the wire who is maintaining these things? This is shaping up to be a massive disaster.

 

[Cool Spot]

I guess it's somewhat relieving that Kevin blows his expendable donations income on children's toys and not firearms like the rest of them. They're both troon toys and the only difference is that Kevin is just retarded and not a delusional combat LARPer with bloodlust.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Also I have a question for the country folk. Didn't this alpaca herd start off in the double digits and now has ballooned to 200 in just a few months? How long until 250? 300? They seem to be making zero effort to fix or separate them.

They started out around a hundred, and no, they did jack and shit to separate or fix the animals. They were very very surprised to find pregnant females.

Edit:

I guess it's somewhat relieving that Kevin blows his expendable donations income on children's toys and not firearms like the rest of them. They're both troon toys and the only difference is that Kevin is just retarded and not a delusional combat LARPer with bloodlust.

Just wait until dear mxtress tells his cute little Kevryn the fash are coming for his troonsformers.

 

[Techpriest]

They started out around a hundred, and no, they did jack and shit to separate or fix the animals. They were very very surprised to find pregnant females.

That's just fucking completely retarded. Did they do no research on alpacas?

 

[Jump]

That's just fucking completely retarded. Did they do no research on alpacas?

No.
They also picked this "ranch" only because the dome house looked like the house in starwars.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

I don't even see this making it through the spring with out shit going down. They are going to gun down some jehovah's witness(looks fash!) or lost person who accidentally comes up their driveway.

They want to drive around the county blasting music and flashing light to start a gunfight

Spoiler: one of their truck

 

[Cool Spot]

I wonder what's the status on the Tranch documentary right now? It was being filmed shortly before the Tranch Invasion saga and Bonnie said he wanted to cancel the project when it first started. Has there been any word on cancelation or postponing it? I'm going to guess Ash either hightailed it (I wouldn't blame him) or is on premises recording mock fascist attacks for it.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

They're all about ACAB. They're going to be non-cooperative at best and confrontative at worst.

They still ain't gonna do anything, they will just make faces, treat the cops really meanly and then weakly tell them to leave them alone. None of em are gonna shoot a officer. Time and time again shows that people like these are all bark no bite, even if they have the guns, I doubt they'll use it on someone who can FIGHT BACK. Keyword being FIGHT BACK. The most they gonna do is let the officer leave and then go back to begging on twitter about "NAZI COPS!!"

 

[Cool Spot]

They want to drive around the county blasting music and flashing light to start a gunfight
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Spoiler: one of their truck

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Okay, now they're just fucking asking for it.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Thanks Null for featuring this thread, wouldn't have discovered this Tranny Waco waiting to happen otherwise lol.

For a buncha trannies living on internet welfare and alpaca wool in the desert, they spend a fuckton on high-end guns. Not sure what that rifle is but it looks like some kind of .338 or .50 with that muzzle break. That pistol is definitely a Ruger-57 tho, which is like 800 bucks.

I don't see why they'd need anything more than like .308 hunting rifle and a 9mm pistol for their purposes. With the money they'd save they could buy a generator that actually works or something more useful for their gay commune. But I guess I'm not under siege by MAGA road warriors every day so what do I know?

Its a Ruger too

Spending too much money on guns is probably the most relatable thing a cow has ever done.

 

[Particle Bored]

This thread needs to know more about Josie/Jarrod Hunter Stanley:

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(Apologies if there are problems with the images here, I'm having big issues with attachments for some reason, I think xenforo is saving image files as webp but using a .jpg extension so they can't be re-uploaded. Some of these I've had to take screenshots to be able to upload because direct linking to the files on the other thread doesn't embed the images properly).

Josie Stanley (Powerword Jarrod Hunter Stanley) is the third member of Penny and Kev's BDSM poly throuple. Deets and dox from @Meiwaku (who deserves credit for digging up most of the information in this post) here, more from @Lubby Smith here. We saw almost nothing from him for the first year of the Kev thread other than his tweets from the @josiebean42 account, turns out that he wasn't "out" to his parents until early this year, hence his low profile, but since then he has been making up for lost time. Buckle up, Kiwis, because Josie is fucking insane. Credit to Meiwaku, Lubby Smith and @Law for the below:

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Like all Troons, he angrily blames everyone but himself for his problems, though in his case it's almost to a comedic degree.

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Note that in the above post he He also admits to being severely mentally ill, which is interesting given that he is armed 24/7:

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How did his "coming out" go? Not well. He possibly has the worst relationship with his family out of any of the Tranchers, and bear in mind Bonnie's dad is a convicted pedo:

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Looks like his family sees right through his bullshit.

Like Penis, he's ex-military and severely mentally ill. He is from a military family and his father, of course, is rich like all the rest and owns a 100-acre property in Texas. His mother works in intel, which has fuelled the family drama somewhat:

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Frankly, my money's on this guy to snap first. Penis may be delusional, but Jarrod seems highly unstable and antisocial, and hopped up on paranoid extremist politics 24/7. Place your bets, people!

T'would be a shame if any fashy TERFs dropped any dimes...

https://www.cpr.org/2019/04/09/colorados-red-flag-gun-bill-is-now-law-but-the-fight-over-it-still-continues/

 

[Jump]

They want to drive around the county blasting music and flashing light to start a gunfight
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Spoiler: one of their truck

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This is the needed supplies the GFM money is going to. $400 for garbage lamps and expensive guns.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

research

Lol. Penny can barely spell.