Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Cheesegirl78]

I feel like my 40s were my best time, I was an adult woman in charge of stuff in my life, my lower back didn't hurt, no wrinkles yet, and so on.
Like someone above said, I wouldn't want to be a teenager again unless I could take my old fart brain with me.

 

[Flawmil]

So anyways here’s how Nick looks now

 

[Cheesegirl78]

So anyways here’s how Nick looks nowView attachment 2003394

He looks like he's lost a bit of weight, and he also looks extra gay here.
Poor Bowie.

 

[Rotogravure]

So anyways here’s how Nick looks nowView attachment 2003394

He's a prettier lady than Tess.

 

[Luna Mothews]

Bowie's parents are the ultimate American stereotypes. Gay effeminate dad, obese slutty mother. Here's to hoping that kid isn't growing up either a troon or a serial killer.

 

[Clotso Coof]

I’m a bit disappointed we didn’t get to see her squeeze into strawberry dress 2.0.
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Tess, you do everything "big".
Why doesn't she just slit the black strawberry dress 2.0 up the back or side, and drape it over her? A little tape, and it will look like it fits from the camera's angle.

That's what the styling team did with half her outfits during the height of her modeling career. She always lied about her measurements (which is why her agency finally dropped her), so the on-set styling team would have to "adjust" any clothing to photograph her. Search this thread for many examples.

 

[bloomingcactus]

Tess is getting vaccinated? Interesting.



I love this guy.



And just for fun!

 

[Miss Misery]

MOTI, but I really hope Tess gets all of the best (read: worst) vaccine side effects; she's managed to go this long without getting Covid despite acting like a jackass regarding masks and social distancing while at the same time being a sanctimonious fuck about it on social media.

Edit: Not to mention her idiocy regarding the efficacy of the vaccine and what it does and doesn't do. Maybe she'll luck out and get the Moderna vaccine (which has worse side effects) due to her supermorbid obesity.

 

[Easy Peasy]

So anyways here’s how Nick looks nowView attachment 2003394

He looks insufferable as shit, but getting rid of the greasy quiff and Brussels griffon beard is a marked improvement. It's a look. Not the best, but better than before.

Hes still trash, but I give him a little credit for maintaining his silence in the face of tess' "abuse" accusations. It will help in the long run that he didnt lower himself to her immaturity

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Tess is getting vaccinated? Interesting.

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I love this guy.
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And just for fun!
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My theory, developed through painstaking research, is Alan is a secret fat fetishist. He fills his Instagram account with luscious Tess lumps under the pretense of “fat shaming” so the grandkids don’t find out what a gross pervert grandpa actually is.

 

[Barbarus]

Let's hope its not going to kill her, eh?

I wouldn't get the vaccine anyway, but I'm double sure I wouldn't get it if I was the size of a fridge freezer. Aint fat cunts more likely to get blood clots too? Ouch.

 

[Flawmil]

Tess, you do everything "big".
Why doesn't she just slit the black strawberry dress 2.0 up the back or side, and drape it over her? A little tape, and it will look like it fits from the camera's angle.

That's what the styling team did with half her outfits during the height of her modeling career. She always lied about her measurements (which is why her agency finally dropped her), so the on-set styling team would have to "adjust" any clothing to photograph her. Search this thread for many examples.

My theory is she gave the same measurements as last year and obviously gained a bunch during covid. I think that’s why she started her new hot Pilates journey. Not fitting in that dress was a wake up call.

I do hot yoga about 5 times a week. The yoga I take is fast paced and similar to Pilates. I haven’t lost a pound doing it. For me it’s about muscle buildup and strength. Anyways, the point being is that she will probably lose little weight and maybe gain muscle and then stop doing this workout like she does with all her trainers.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Well Tess is like all the other deathfats. They think they can keep on eating like shit, if they just flail their body around a few times a week. Sure, exercise is good for you regardless of the reason why you exercise. But just being her size is a workout sooo....

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

My theory is she gave the same measurements as last year and obviously gained a bunch during covid. I think that’s why she started her new hot Pilates journey. Not fitting in that dress was a wake up call.

I do hot yoga about 5 times a week. The yoga I take is fast paced and similar to Pilates. I haven’t lost a pound doing it. For me it’s about muscle buildup and strength. Anyways, the point being is that she will probably lose little weight and maybe gain muscle and then stop doing this workout like she does with all her trainers.

She won't gain muscles with her technic (nor pilates is good choice for it), and that dress wasn't good enough wake up call, considering her 5 cakes on Valentine's day.

 

[Water-T]

Well Tess is like all the other deathfats. They think they can keep on eating like shit, if they just flail their body around a few times a week. Sure, exercise is good for you regardless of the reason why you exercise. But just being her size is a workout sooo....

Tess is like every other deathfat who thinks that rolling around the floor in yoga pants and leg warmers for a few minutes a day means they have carte blanche to eat a whole carton of ice cream afterwards. Burning 100 calories does not negate the 1000 they inhale as soon as they get home.

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

My theory, developed through painstaking research, is Alan is a secret fat fetishist. He fills his Instagram account with luscious Tess lumps under the pretense of “fat shaming” so the grandkids don’t find out what a gross pervert grandpa actually is.

Alan spends most of his time mad on the internet and screaming at a camera about fat people. Something is off about the guy. It is funny, the way that he bullies Tess though.

 

[wholesaleho]

Vax and Botox

It has recently been reported that three patients with dermal fillers have had adverse reactions to the Moderna COVID-19 vaccine. In two of these cases localized facial swelling occurred after vaccination, and in one - lip angioedema two days after vaccination. Each of these cases was resolved after treatment with steroids and/or antihistamines.

Let us pray that Tess gets the moderna shot and her face puffs up.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Vax and Botox


Let us pray that Tess gets the moderna shot and her face puffs up.

We won't notice the difference.

 

[multiverse]

Oh, great white savior, thank you ever so much for your instagram.com posting on this matter! Everything is better now!


This fucking moron. An angry incel hates that the girls he pays for a rub and tug won't date him so he kills them? That's classic male anger against women for not touching his peepee, not racism. He even said it wasn't anything to do with them being Asian - and two of his victims weren't. They were just sex workers who died at the hands of an angry john. Don't bring woke shit into this; this is feminist shit.

 

[Speakeasy Electric]

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This fucking moron. An angry incel hates that the girls he pays for a rub and tug won't date him so he kills them? That's classic male anger against women for not touching his peepee, not racism. He even said it wasn't anything to do with them being Asian - and two of his victims weren't. They were just sex workers who died at the hands of an angry john. Don't bring woke shit into this; this is feminist shit.

Word. Perhaps she didn’t feel like she could just put “Protect Sex Workers” without “outing” herself.

Her saying “we must protect our people from these horrific acts of violence towards them” seems weird too. I understand she probably means WE as in Americans, but it reads like she means we Asians (or we Sex Workers?)