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People batching on reddit is the engagement you're looking for dumbass, take the fucking hint that nobody wants the degenerates on the show.
Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.
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If engagement was the only metric Dax went by you think he would spend less time on his dead sub Reddit and more time in this thread...
Wait, whenever I pointed out that Dax's user engagement was dogshit didn't the whack pack claim that the user base doesn't have time to interact because they are all blue collar workers?
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Well I dug a little into the account that posted the allegation that Mint was raped by Digi and BirdStorc and it's not looking like the person making the accusation is faking it or trolling.
I'm not saying being in the armed services makes you an honest righteous truth teller, but this doesn't read like just a prank bro and the blow back for military personel getting caught up in stupid e-drama calling people rapists willy nilly getting reported to their superior officer is not worth it.
First page of the dudes history is mostly Air Force stuff. Guy seems proud of his service.
This is what so many people don't understand.
So the same as when you called yourself a guy? I fail to see your point?
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Guy doesn't seem to be some massive bleeding heart that considers everything rape either. Probably just thinks women are people and may lean a little left on some definitions.
Some additional examples of this guy not being some bleeding heart f-slur
A good advice for regressive people who oppose breastfeeding in public.
If you can't stand being ogled, look away.//////Same logic.
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Women of Reddit, what's a common hint that men don't pick up on?
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What commercial did you dislike so much that you now avoid the product?
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Seems like a normal sane guy. Doesn't seem to have some ideological slant other than over all not caring for gender baiting woke feminism.
I think it's safe to say I don't think this user is trolling or part of Riley's whack pack with this accusation that Riley and Digi raped Mint.
This user is also not in a position to throw false accusations around carelessly because of the issues it can cause at work for a career he takes very seriously.
And this user doesn't have a standard of rape that is so low that hugging a girl after she sips your beer with out explicit written consent is rape in their eyes.
I think this accusation that Dax covered up Digi and BirdStorc raping Mint Salad and Riley letting it happen may be legit.
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So there's this site called Podbay, that I use to subscribe directly to podcast RSS feeds. It has a chart for each podcast showing its ranking on iTunes. This is significant because iTunes accounts for about a third of all podcast downloads. Here is The Dick Show's current chart:
Note that it goes up to April 1st. Also note that it is not April 1st yet. That is because Podbay only tracks when a podcast is in the top 200, an it doesn't specify the year. At some point The Dick Show was in the top 200 US Comedy Podcasts, dropped off that list and never made the top 200 again.
Here is The Dick Show Chart from Chartable, a site that specifically tracks podcast performance on Apple Podcasts:
He manages to break the top 100 in Honduras and Nicaragua. These stats only go back a few months, so the time he was on the top 200 US comedy podcasts is not here.
So from all this we can infer three pieces of information:
1) The Dick Show was in the top 200 US comedy podcasts at some point, dropped out, and never recovered.
2) This was not a result of Dick being banned from having the ability to chart over some controversary, nor was it the result of Dick removing his podcast from the charts in some other way. If it was, the show would not be charting in a few random countries.
3) Something happened around March/April at some point that caused the show to decline in popularity.
It's important to note that iTunes chart rankings are not a reflection of total downloads. It's some secret algorithm which is apparently a combination of total subscribers, downloads and new subscribers. I think we can determine it's general popularity though by comparing it to a currently higher ranking podcast. Let's compare it to the current #150 on Podbay, History Hyenas. Note I have never listened to this show in my life.
History Hyenas Graphtreon Archive.
Dick Graphtreon Archive.
1) History Hyenas have not released a new podcast since mid February when they had a finale and have been posting repeats once a week ever since. It's essentially a dead podcast.
2) History Hyenas have had a major drop off on Patreon since they ended their show. They were making over $37k a month and are still breaking $14k. They were a good $10K above Dick's peak at their peak. It's been a dead podcast for a month and he's still only beating them by around $8K
3) This dead podcast still has twice the youtube subscribers Dick has.
4) Reruns of the dead posdcast's episodes on youtube get 4-5 times the viewers new episodes of The Dick Show do on Youtube.
5) This dead podcast is at least 101 spots higher than The Dick Show on iTunes.
At the end of the day you can draw your own conclusions from all this data. I think the fact that I picked #150 on the podcast charts at random and it turned out to be a recently dead podcast is pretty telling. The Dick show is not a popular podcast. I wouldn't be surprised if between itunes, patreon and Youtube etc. he's only getting around 20,000 people listening to each new episode total.
He doesn't kick people like Digi and Cripple Jesus off the show because they are representivie of the people who actually pay him. He's like an Onlyfans whore. You don't pay for the nudes, you pay because you're desperate for any social interaction and the whore will interact with you for money.
Now let's go back to the April 1st thing. You know what happened in late March 2020? Road Rage LA got cancelled after Dick swearing up and down it wouldn't be, followed by that disasterous induction into the Killstream Hall of Fame. It seems those events caused the show to hemorrhage whatever casual listeners it had.
*I edited this a little to organize data and arguments better.*
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You think Dax would pay some third world shit hole click farm to inflate his numbers?
Doesn't make sense an english speaking podcast would be in the top 100 of a non english speaking country.
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I think in Dax's drug ravaged brain, "Engagement" is another word for "My fragile ego."
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It's better that fans hate the guests, hang out with degenerates, and let people think you are a pedo by defending Cuties than it is to have people like you or your product. Piss off your customer base by having a bad show because you are so desperate for people to talk about you, it's better to have a fan exodus and lose money than put on a good show because the number of comments increases. Big brained move there.
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What point is Dax even making here? Making your fans angry by bringing on huge fags is not real engagement. And, if anything, his engagement has gone down an INSANE amount since he started orbiting these IBS homos. Each podcast episode would get hundreds of comments a year and a half ago on Reddit and now he’s only getting like 25-50. Same with the Facebook, so it’s not just Reddit banning users/subreddits. He should realize these people are making fans flee the show like crazy; I was a pay pig, but Ralph and Digi suck so hard and he’s had such gay takes that you’d be a fool to keep giving him money. It’s truly frustrating because he’s clearly lying. The “people” who are still his fans are too retarded to get that though.
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Every time Digi's boyfriend said "her" and "she" in reference to Digi it made me cringe.
Also, that fucking asshole Digi wants to be called something different every time he's on the show.
Also, that fucking asshole Digi wants to be called something different every time he's on the show.
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PPP is streaming Dick files Ep 3 in an hour
"Dick Files Episode 3- New Project Brew + Digibro's BF Grabs A Dudes Penis"
edit: live now
"Dick Files Episode 3- New Project Brew + Digibro's BF Grabs A Dudes Penis"
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Cuckoldry is respecting a troon's constant name changes. Dick is a giant fucking cuck.
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I always saw it as him humoring retards for big lolz, but I'm starting to think I may be wrong.
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Idk but #dicklies, dicklies, maddoxlost, cuties, and #1cutiesfan are *not* valid passwords.
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My uncle used to work for a coffee company and I am telling you all, the amount of coffee suppliers (mostly in south and central america) are endless and the quality is dubious at best but get advertised as premium. I would hedge my bets and say that the coffee dick is peddling is worse then the name brand coffee you can get in super markets at least with the super market coffee there is a baseline of quality control. That being said $22 for 12 oz bag of beans is like 6-7 times the price that wholesalers sell it for when buying in bulk most of the costs is the import and shipping fees. A lot of the coffee farming operations use the same beans for the store bought brands as they use for the smaller market coffee retailers just repackaged and rebranded.
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I predict a ring of secret eceleb instagram accounts sexualizing coffeebeans & children in occult ways to be exposed soon, followed by a leaked fbi report about how dickly cryptocoins contain digital pedo symbology
When Dax says " only the Engagement matters", he's referring to his previously accepted proposal to Bird + Digi for their manhands in marriage, gay pedo thruple style
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That is a bit odd, but I think that it’s a bit much to expect CP or something from it.
Not because I don’t think Dick could be involved in such, I suspect anyone and anything of being capable of it, but mostly because Dick is one, used to things like scams and crime, and two, clever enough to probably have himself be removed by a couple steps with something as toxic as all that.
That being said, it’s pretty sus, ngl.
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Probably akin to when Maddox had a special password for people on his book mailing list to access a "super secret" section of his site with book/tour news (which got easily hacked because Maddox is a retard).
Doesn't seem all that nefarious to me tbh.
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I'd guess that link has the actual details of the bullshit beans he's selling. And Dick, knowing actual coffee snobs exist and will shit on the real info, protects it and instead offers joke-ingredients for cover.
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Maddax likely has a per bag of coffee deal that jacks up the price. There’s no way he bought the beans wholesale, he just passes the costs to his retarded fanbase. I agree that he likely found the cheapest supplier too. It doesn’t matter because the average dickhead is too dumb and lazy to work a coffee maker anyway. They don’t have a need for coffee either since they don’t need to be up for anything until lunchtime when their mommy microwaves a plate of tendies.
This is the conclusion we reach every time the discussion comes up: the stats seem inexplicable at first but it’s because Dax serves a niche of right wing soyjak incels who want unbridled debauchery. They’re at the bottom of society’s totem pole and feel resentful that they have to live up to any expectations. Go back to the road rage pictures and you’ll see a bunch of fat dudes, spindly guys and skullets. Lots and lots of skullets, just like Dax himself.
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If I had to make a guess he is using the teespring model to sell his shitty coffee. Like I said the only thing that separates coffee for small retailers is the brand and logo outside of that its the same generic coffee being sold by everyone else. He most likely is buying from a wholesaler who deals in coffee, you send them what you want printed on the bag and they will package and ship it to people just like how the teespring model works. So dick probably gets a few bucks off the top as the salesman for every order placed. Thats why a $5 bag of beans costs $22 dollars.