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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I'm no electrical engineer, but I know that the left side of that board has more issues than not being grounded. And the right side of the board looks off as well. Dunno if it's just because it's dirty, but I don't think that the screws are supposed to be rusted in an electrical area, especially as the system looks relatively new...

Also lacking that Grommet, that's dangerous. I know that the picture are about a year old at this point, but the likelihood of them fixing any of it is slim to none
That looks like a Schottky or rectifier diode that got its shit pushed in, big time bro.

Basically anything upstream from that is going to be suspect, especially those resistors that look blasted just below it.
 
I hate these fucking people. They create some public identity about happy unicorns and shit and then actually torture and starve innocent alpacas because they are completely incompetent to care for them. Fuck these troons. Alpacas may be the most useless animals in existence but they do not deserve to be tortured to death by the pathetic incompetence of scum like this.
 
That looks like a Schottky or rectifier diode that got its shit pushed in, big time bro.

Basically anything upstream from that is going to be suspect, especially those resistors that look blasted just below it.
This means their power heavily fluctuates correct? (At least more than the regular power grid would) Or does it mean that the appliances are not getting the full 120 volts they're rated for?
 
Anyone remember what became of that? IIRC, it got shutdown for some reason.

It didn't so much get "shut down" as it never really got going. Funnily enough, even trannies aren't crazy enough to get Brazen Bulled in a shipping container 50 miles from the nearest fresh water. Someone went up there and took pictures a couple of years ago, iirc all they found was an empty ketchup bottle.
La Zorra ended up being an abandoned pile of trash and rubbish after Greta/Nina ran off the slave labor volunteer workers including the one person that seemed legitimately interested in fixing up the place and making it work.

From what I recall, an unidentified photographer snapped pictures of the abandoned property. The most noteworthy item left behind seemed to be a cast-iron pan/skillet.

Now I don't know if the leaders of the tranch are purposefully doing this to further cult indoctrination but it wouldn't surprise me.
Keep in mind that the transgendered lolcows documented here aren't known for taking good care of themselves. Many have irregular sleep patterns as evidenced by some of them posting on social media all hours of the day and late night.

The lack of consistent regular sleep can cause other health issues and perpetuate itself as a vicious circle of sorts. It doesn't help that the tranchers already believe their own delusions that everyone is out to get them just for being transgender. their delusions will get worse when their lack of sleep starts to affect their minds and judgement if it hasn't already.

Just imagine minding your own business in sheep screw Colorado and out of nowhere a bunch of commie troons move next door and start pointing AR-15's at your kids.
I'm willing to bet their neighbors wouldn't even care if they were transgendered so long as they were good neighbors that weren't looking to be antagonistic towards everyone.

An interesting look into this place is to see where exactly their donations are coming from
As seen with TLL, woke transgendered people will donate to nearly anything/anyone with "trans" in it because they've been indoctrinated to blindly support their own at all costs. I forget which thread it was in, but there were caps of a trans person admitting on social media that they were using money that should be paying essential bills to instead donate to one of these grifts.
 
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As seen with TLL, woke transgendered people will donate to nearly anything/anyone with "trans" in it because they've been indoctrinated to blindly support their own at all costs. I forget which thread it was in, but there were caps of a trans person admitting on social media that they were using money that should be paying essential bills to instead donate to one of these grifts.
Hmmm, Maybe Null could con some troons out of some cash to keep the site up next time funds run low
 
This means their power heavily fluctuates correct? (At least more than the regular power grid would) Or does it mean that the appliances are not getting the full 120 volts they're rated for?
That thing just turned the 3 phase power from the wind turbine to regulated DC to charge the battery plant. The solar panels would also charge the plant. The stuff in the house would run off an inverter. In no way does that little thing or the few panels keep up with their gamer demands.
 
That thing just turned the 3 phase power from the wind turbine to regulated DC to charge the battery plant. The solar panels would also charge the plant. The stuff in the house would run off an inverter. In no way does that little thing or the few panels keep up with their gamer demands.
oh, so there is technically power fluctuation, as in there's power sometimes, and no power a lot of the time
 
I wonder what their taxes look like, if they even do them. I searched for their store (on Etsy lmao) and of course there's nothing for sale right now. They do have to continue producing something in order to be classed as a farm and keep receiving tax breaks. Unfortunately breeding them also counts as production, so they have a low-effort loophole if they get lazy about the wool and shearing.

Does anyone know what's up with their dogs? It seems like there are a lot of pictures of half-grown puppies. Are they just letting them breed freely and keeping all the puppies without getting any of them sterilized? That's a good way to end up with a big pack of inbred mongrels that start mauling the alpacas. Large packs of dogs around livestock tend to end badly, even if they're supposed to be a livestock breed.
 
I wonder what their taxes look like, if they even do them. I searched for their store (on Etsy lmao) and of course there's nothing for sale right now. They do have to continue producing something in order to be classed as a farm and keep receiving tax breaks. Unfortunately breeding them also counts as production, so they have a low-effort loophole if they get lazy about the wool and shearing.

Does anyone know what's up with their dogs? It seems like there are a lot of pictures of half-grown puppies. Are they just letting them breed freely and keeping all the puppies without getting any of them sterilized? That's a good way to end up with a big pack of inbred mongrels that start mauling the alpacas. Large packs of dogs around livestock tend to end badly, even if they're supposed to be a livestock breed.
Their taxes are probably nonexistant, as they have zero "real" income, as personal "gifts" (ala go fund me and Kickstarter) are nontaxable. So they have very little in the way of income taxes.

And the dogs? They're already most likely feral, and are going to roam free and fuck 24/7 like dogs do. Perhaps it might create an ecological collapse in the area due to the amount, but I have no clue on that front.
 
oh, so there is technically power fluctuation, as in there's power sometimes, and no power a lot of the time
On that particular board, just eyeballing and I am not an electrical engineer either but if that is indeed a diode that blew, it would have gotten a high voltage going the "wrong" direction into the circuit. I can't tell if it's protecting components from the power supply (windmill, solar panels, generator, etc.) or from the batteries.

As far as what would cause that to happen, I guess it could have been lightning. If that's the case they're lucky that that component took the hit instead of it making it any further upstream (like into their batteries).

They could have also hooked something up backwards but you would probably have to really try to get it to blow like that (like hooking 10 batteries up in series instead of parallel and then plugging them in backwards).
 
And the dogs? They're already most likely feral, and are going to roam free and fuck 24/7 like dogs do. Perhaps it might create an ecological collapse in the area due to the amount, but I have no clue on that front.
And the troons are going to freak out about nazi neighbors when one shoots a stray on their property because they have young kids.
I really hope some organization gets involved at least to save the animals, they don't deserve to be caught up in this troon delusion.
 
They want sheep? Sheep require so much more care then alpacas. And they are much more sensitive to minerals. I don’t know about alpacas but one of the problems with running sheep and goats together is the fact that goats need much higher trace amounts of copper in their diets which will kill sheep.

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If I recall correctly the problem with the PV system was in the wiring and inverter. As to the batteries in the basement. I work in an industry where we have a room full of wet cell batteries for emergency backup to some critical valve systems. Those things need to be checked regularly and topped off or replaced as needed. This is not like your car battery that you install and forget about.

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Some quick research shows that camelids (alpacas) require a higher lever of copper then sheep. If they are feeding them the same mineral blocks they are in for nasty surprises as the copper will build up in the sheep’s liver to the point of death.
I'd question whether they even realize that they are supposed to be feeding the animals minerals at all, at least when they moved in (although it wouldn't surprise me if the free hay person helped them get some minerals too, I'm guessing someone in the area cares about the animals but it's not any of the troons). Hopefully they get some selenium supplements; most soils west of the Rocky Mountains are selenium-poor. Selenium deficiency in sheep gets you white muscle disease, where the sheep slowly loses strength, wastes away, and dies. The meat's unsalvageable, too. I don't know what it gets you in alpacas, but I guarantee that it is nothing good. White muscle disease tends to strike in pregnancy, when the needs of the developing lamb overtax the ewe's deficient selenium supplies, and results in prolonged, difficult lambing that the lamb often doesn't survive. Surviving lambs have white muscle disease themselves, and have obvious trouble standing and weak little baas. Without the ability to stand or suckle vigorously, they are likely to die quickly of hypothermia if not cared for properly (newborn lambs rely on burning glucose to keep their body temperature up and will die of hypothermia before they can starve to death).
 
As much as I'd like to imagine this going full glowie invasion, Troon Team Deathmatch, I've been thinking on a more plausible way that Troon Ranch falls apart via outside actions.

One of the things that insufferable trans communities rely on in cities is shuffling through people and places like mad. They'll burn every bridge, but new idiots are popping up in cities faster than the last batch is realizing they want nothing to do with them, and social pressure keeps folks working with them well beyond what normal people would want to do. But you don't have the same luxury in a rural community. They're going to keep antagonizing the locals, and then they're gonna roll into town for gamer generator fuel, only to be told we don't serve people threatening to kill their neighbors here. Trannies can't handle social pressure, that's why they screech and demand compliance, and a few "fuck you, get outta my shop" moments is all it'd take to get them to move the grift to some other community.

Troon Ranch will just use the publicity to fund moving somewhere else, then turn their experience into a NYT bestseller autofuckoffgraphy about the siege.
This is the worst part of this whole thing: No matter how deranged the troons act or how clearly they're in the wrong, in the eyes of the media they will always be the victims/good guys. If they really are forced to move somewhere, some retarded NGO will probably fund the whole thing. History will remember them as peaceful alpaca ranchers who dindu nuffin.
 
Hmmm, Maybe Null could con some troons out of some cash to keep the site up next time funds run low
You joke but if Null put some effort into the charade of coming out as a trans woman, he would suddenly be forgiven for a lot of shit trannies hold against him. Bruce Jenner got away with manslaughter, and plenty of internet troons were problematic or sex pests before ' transition' and are now suddenly defended. It would be an interesting experiment. :shit-eating:
 
Alpacas may be the most useless animals in existence...

Beg to fucking differ, alpacas may cost more to keep than their floof is worth on the market, but that makes them 5-10 times as useful as your average PhD these days. I bet the pacas can sing closer to on-key at the mandatory holiday party, and they won't judge me for slinking off to the bar. 10/10 would eat insulation with them anytime.

I really hope we can arrange a prisoner exchange system to free them. Let's try to trade Cyclopath for a couple pacas first.
 
I hate these fucking people. They create some public identity about happy unicorns and shit and then actually torture and starve innocent alpacas because they are completely incompetent to care for them. Fuck these troons. Alpacas may be the most useless animals in existence but they do not deserve to be tortured to death by the pathetic incompetence of scum like this.
Well they are nice pets (I know someone with them) but yes they aren't much use as farm animals, you get some nice wool but that is about it.

I'd question whether they even realize that they are supposed to be feeding the animals minerals at all, at least when they moved in (although it wouldn't surprise me if the free hay person helped them get some minerals too, I'm guessing someone in the area cares about the animals but it's not any of the troons). Hopefully they get some selenium supplements; most soils west of the Rocky Mountains are selenium-poor. Selenium deficiency in sheep gets you white muscle disease, where the sheep slowly loses strength, wastes away, and dies. The meat's unsalvageable, too. I don't know what it gets you in alpacas, but I guarantee that it is nothing good. White muscle disease tends to strike in pregnancy, when the needs of the developing lamb overtax the ewe's deficient selenium supplies, and results in prolonged, difficult lambing that the lamb often doesn't survive. Surviving lambs have white muscle disease themselves, and have obvious trouble standing and weak little baas. Without the ability to stand or suckle vigorously, they are likely to die quickly of hypothermia if not cared for properly (newborn lambs rely on burning glucose to keep their body temperature up and will die of hypothermia before they can starve to death).
It's not that difficult, most farm suppliers will have specialist feed with the required mineral content. But you are right about lambing, most competent farmers have a shed with IR lamps and the like to ensure it is warm and safe for the lamb and the ewe. I did the young farmers (it was the norm for the kids in my village) and it was a lot of work to keep them safe. You had predators (foxes etc.), they would just die if someone's dog came too close to them. You also have to ultrasound all the mothers incase any are carrying twins (or more) since her mineral needs skyrocket (sheep aren't really meant to have more than one) .
 
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