DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Swirling weeb]

BRING
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[Crooked 16th]

BRING
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It's been on the whole time, huh? MEOOOW

 

[Fill Bern El]

BRING
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I feel bad for jasper cause that seat must smell like hot ass after daily, continuous, use of like 6 years by a pigroach

 

[Swirling weeb]

You know your a Shit streamer when a cat looking at the shiny screen for 2 minutes is more entertaining than 12 years of what you can muster

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Things I predict for today's stream

Late start
clown mode
Lots of hair moving
lots of stoping and peeking at chat
addressing the discord after saying he won't - then saying he did nothing wrong
naming the kiwi farms
Telling someone to fuck off
saying he can't be cancelled
dead Asians mothers in news = his haters -somehow
yawning

Brand new account that's never been in chat shows up to give all/the vast majority of the tips goal.

 

[Mr. Brown]

You need only go back to 2017 for straight up unambiguous racism. Not condoning anybody troll DSP's Twitter or anything but here's the clip if anybody needs it to counter his retarded lies:

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*makes ching chan chong jokes*

"the book of ching? that's the most racist and generic shit ever"

IF anyone was ever in doubt of this man having a room temperature IQ, this clip is all they should need.

 

[ZehnBoat]

*makes ching chan chong jokes*

"the book of ching? that's the most racist and generic shit ever"

IF anyone was ever in doubt of this man having a room temperature IQ, this clip is all they should need.

mr. "i studied latin in elementary" has never heard of the I Ching?
i don't even know what it's about but i know about it

 

[Forbidden Math]

mr. "i studied latin in elementary" has never heard of the I Ching?
i don't even know what it's about but i know about it

I was going to say I'm pretty sure it's been in popular media a few times, I mean I'm in to Chinese and Japanese shit so I know about it but I felt like it was pretty common knowledge due to it's popularity.

 

[8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;)]

Phil has this obsession with his own version of the Motte and Bailey fallacy. In its simplest form the Motte and Bailey fallacy rests on making a sweeping claim that's not really easy to defend and then falling back to an easier to defend position and implying that the sweeping claim is true as a result. I.e. In Phil's case "I'M NOT A RACIST DOOD" then when he gets shown evidence he falls back on "THAT WAS 10 YEARS AGO DOOD", "I WAS A YOUNG, MATURE ADULT BACK THEN", "IT'S OUT OF CONTEXT" etc, and as far as Phil is concerned despite it ignoring so much other evidence to the contrary it shows he isn't Racist as far as he's concerned.

It would be so much easier to come up with a name for this instead of stating the obvious each time it happens but I can't think of much better name than Motte and Davey... Perhaps the DSPhillacy/DSPhallacy (Phallusy). I'm willing to offer a grand prize of one firm e-handshake to anyone who can come up with a better name.

For a bunch of mentally ill shitheads, I sure do learn a lot from this thread.

I do very much enjoy browsing here as opposed to say, I dunno, I'm just throwing this out there, from the top of my head, say something like reddit? The user base seems to skew, I dunno, not older, persay, but, I dunno, just throwing this out there off the top of my head, say wiser?

Obviously, unless you're @Nigel of Ukip , it's anonymous. We have no idea who is saying what. Save for the few "public" users who are more or less anonymous off of the farms anyway. But I've seen enough shitposts in my day that I feel confident in saying most of the users in this particular thread, for lack of a better analogy, have seen some shit. Been around the block, if you will. And the like. Let's see here. Uhm, I'm not even sure why I'm still rambling along. Anything to stall the vidya. Unless you guys have something else? Anyone? No, kingmichael, frozen lasagna was last night. Tonight is frozen stir fry. Idiot. Is it the chicken or the pork though? Uhhh... I don't remember! Ok. So if that's everything... Unless you guys that came here to see a balding, fat man play vidya have anything else? Uhhh.. I guess that's it. Ok, quick 40 minute break and when I get back we'll jump into, say 75 minutes of gameplay and then I'll take my 2nd break. Sound good? Fair enough? Ok then. SNOOoOOooORT

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Trying to explain to Phil what racism is and what is not

 

[Kosher Dill]

You need only go back to 2017 for straight up unambiguous racism. Not condoning anybody troll DSP's Twitter or anything but here's the clip if anybody needs it to counter his retarded lies:

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I'm dying
Get a load of those racist gamedevs and their I Ching-Chang-Chong

 

[YokuNama]

I do very much enjoy browsing here as opposed to say, I dunno, I'm just throwing this out there, from the top of my head, say something like reddit? The user base seems to skew, I dunno, not older, persay, but, I dunno, just throwing this out there off the top of my head, say wiser?

I know several reddit users in real life and I can tell you they are not wiser. In fact I'd counter they could be more autistic than the people here.

One of them says shit like "LOL" and "ROTFL" in real life verbal conversations like laughing isn't an option.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

I know several reddit users in real life and I can tell you they are not wiser. In fact I'd counter they could be more autistic than the people here.

One of them says shit like "LOL" and "ROTFL" in real life verbal conversations like laughing isn't an option.

People who pronounce Twitch emotes IRL like "Poggers" need to be punched in the mouth and sent to re-education camps to help them differentiate chat rooms from reality.

 

[snort inquisition]

People who pronounce Twitch emotes IRL like "Poggers" need to be punched in the mouth and sent to re-education camps to help them differentiate chat rooms from reality.

there are some people who say that shit CONSTANTLY too, like they can't speak without saying that kind of shit out loud

 

[fuckshitsnake]

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Jasper running the stream would be a net positive. Same amount of inability to play video games. Same amount of dead air. Yet far more appealing to look at, and the silence replacing Phil's gin-addled sundowning boomer rants would also be a huge improvement.

Phil is so godawfully shitty at everything he does that an oblivious cat would do a better job at all of it.

 

[Salubrious]

dead Asians mothers in news = his haters -somehow

Ok, THIS I am looking forward too. Like what he did with Etika's suicide.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Jasper running the stream would be a net positive. Same amount of inability to play video games. Same amount of dead air. Yet far more appealing to look at, and the silence replacing Phil's gin-addled sundowning boomer rants would also be a huge improvement.

Phil is so godawfully shitty at everything he does that an oblivious cat would do a better job at all of it.

But Phil would have to attend Jasper streams in some capacity. Otherwise, how would I know if Jasper did, in fact, do that?

 

[Zaryiu2]

He's finally getting around to playing DRV3 huh. He's probably happy to be playing it, he needs a chill, low effort game after the exhausting and torturous Mario3D and GnG.

I assume this was sarcastic because

Spoiler: he might reee

at the ending where the people making the series start reeing at the players

 

[DiabeticSP]

phil doesnt like music so of course hes gonna mock it. meanwhile other people liked the sound of that instrument

Phil and Kat listen to world music you nudnik.

They buy world music CDs during their grocery shopping.

(I have no idea what that means but thats supposedly what he listens to. I assume its a lie to make him and Kat seem 'cultural'l

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

For anyone who missed out on in, here is a summary:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/thatan...od-discord-server-infinite-invite-link.86768/