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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%

  • Total voters
    2,036
Why do people watch Quinton? What does he actually offer?
He's a novelty channel that does video essays that give you the "deep dive" on nostalgia for zoomers and millenials that he's passionate about. The algorithm loves to promote those channels and it's trendy. The viewers don't tend to have the knowledge to call out bullshit about the topic if they're producing shit content as long as it doesn't miss basic themes and topics. The channels that float to the top of the medium tend to cover more topics and are of exceptional quality. I.E EmpLemon and Fredick Knudsen's Down The Rabbit Hole. But, there's an underbelly of mediocre, bad and niche ones like Quinton who still find reasonable success that you've never heard of. Quinton is just special in that he's an exceptional individual that had a chance to go for the gold because of his connections but threw it all away. That's why anyone knows his name at all and if it wasn't for his uncontrollable urge to poltisperg he'd just be one of the aforementioned nameless niche essay channels with a slow and consistent growth.

If you wanna see it done right I'd suggest Billiam. He has that proper soy look that adds charm to his talk about products and shows for little kids. Still has pronouns in his bio and is subbed to Contra and Philosophytroon, but you'd have to go out of your way to find his politics. At least last I checked. While on the other hand his passion for Y2K era shit comes in spades and is abundant in everything he does. Been awhile since I watched him though, so apologies if this has changed.
 
Still has pronouns in his bio and is subbed to Contra and Philosophytroon, but you'd have to go out of your way to find his politics. At least last I checked.

He had an entire episode dedicated to talking about how important and serious the BLM riots were and how evil and horrible and evilly horrible da police were, and how he was auctioning off an extremely rare and coveted collector's item with all the proceeds going straight to domestic terrorist bail funds. (Conveniently it's gone from his main channel, I think it was brigaded very, very hard and a lot of people called him out.)

Dude is trash, unsub.
(Actually I have a strange feeling I'm wrong and mean somebody else, but I can't remember who. It was definitely an anime/cartoon reviewer with productions very, very similar to Billiam. I'm very confused now.)

Edit: If you want a good anituber, look no further than kenny lauderdale. I love him.
 
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He's a Breadtuber so he gets a bit of support from the Contra/Vaush/Destiny crowd.

No, Quinton gets no support from those types. If anything his fanbase mainly overlaps with Jack saint and whatever other breadtubers make over thought videos on children's media.

Yeah, he's a failed Breadtuber who tried desperately to appease the real ones and flopped out.
 
If I was in Quinton's shoes and I had failed to join so many different social groups until the one I found myself in was about fucking Garfield, I'd probably have a mental breakdown.

Also, late to this, but the Mumkey implosion was one of the best things I've seen occur and was one of the incentives for me to create an account here
 
Q shilling Blaire Imami. At this point, I am sure he checks who has a thread to see if he can get into a rat king.
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$70 for a drawing of Garfield looking like Sonic?

This is why attaching yourself to comedic cartoons who were made for Gen X’ers and Y’ers is the least creative thing that you can do.

Quentin actually bought two other items, still pathetic

You just know that they are varying sizes of the same shirt

Yeah I think he just bought the same shirt 3 times, but he needed them in size "Queen bedsheet".
 
Q continues to be a diet MovieBob. Instead of Marvel, it's Garfield. Instead of Mario, it's Sonic. Instead of having very few friends, he has none.
I mean....Bob also has no friends. He has dicksuckers sure, but so does Q.
 
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