DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DiabeticSP]

Here ya go: https://youtu.be/hfDRu7wpQ-A?t=1919

Funny enough he acts like he loved it and his viewers hated it but the clip proves he didn't really enjoy it either.

Clockwork. He HATED worlds demo and had his coop partners carry him. It was pathetic. Like even by his standards it was basically him not playing the game.

And then he Code Vein'd World for MONTHS while it was super popular on twitch despite chat begging him to play it.

Then again when Iceborne came out.

 

[SojiroSakura]

He's playing this just like dark souls. Wants to be able to tank and power through everything but he can't. Game's too confusing, dood!

 

[fuckshitsnake]

Good on you, OiC! Proved every single detractor wrong and showed Phil that you are not an idiot by gifting those subs and hitting the subs goal. Oh man, I can hear those trolls cryi-

Wait, what is this?

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Oooh, right. It's DSP we are talking about! Phew, you almost won, OiC! Now get your wallet prepared again, boy.

Sunk cost fallacy taken to its most extreme. If OIC leaves, the trolls win. He'll sooner donate himself into financial oblivion than let that happen, even when it's been proven that his gout governor will never grant his appeal.

Just keep throwing your money into that black hole because you're too afraid of the truth, buddy. Scopely might thank you someday, but we already know Phil never will.

 

[UaineRunei]

IMPORTANT REMINDER that OnlyIngestsCum will never be mod! But keep on keeping on buddy! Open your wallet even more, it's much funnier knowing that you're throwing it down a financial black hole and that you will never EVER get your coveted modship, no matter how much cash you throw around.

It's just a theory, but I think OiC is a little bit slow... I mean, after spending more than $10.000 and being called an idiot... At least I would get the message.

Ah, and just a reminder to my friend CoffeeBoy:

See this?

Even Jicherty it's allowed in this list. Now tell me, where is your name?
I don't see it. Weird.

 

[Paladin Derich]

He is now lecturing people on privilege and why you can never chastise someone on never putting in enough effort, sometimes they're just unlucky dood.
When pressed on why he never votes and contributes to his community, he just deflected and said
"the system's fucked up, I'm naht a pahlitician with reach so I can't do anything about it, I don't know what you expect me to do" despite him being the one who got up on the soapbox in the first place. He ended his rant with extreme backpeddling, in the vein of "haha no one takes me seriously anyway"

He reminds me of comedians who consistently chime in on politics, but when people push back and expose his lies and/or ignorance, they t-pose and say "I'm just a comedian". Always afraid of putting his money where his mouth is.

 

[DiabeticSP]

He's playing this just like dark souls. Wants to be able to tank and power through everything but he can't. Game's too confusing, dood!

He's PLAYED A MONHUN BEFORE.

He fucking played the World demo. He should be aware what the genre is why is he so fucking retarded I-

Okay deep breaths. Honestly I hope his gin brain antagonism switch flips and he insists on playing Rise day one anyways.

I'm pretty sure he removed World from at least two Viewers Choice polls (same as Code Vein).

Wild stuff.

Edit: I caved and was gonna watch him be a fuck up idiot but he went on break and promised not to 'waste his health potions' next time so I turned off the stream and probably saved some brain cells

 

[Jasper2K]

Maybe the next few thousand dollars will secure that modship

OIC is DETERMINED to be a mod in his chat. Even though we know he's being strung along and thats a 100 percent undenialable fact now. A true and honest cucked pay pig. In reality, he just wants to see phil be successful. No strings attached.

 

[OJ Simpson]

IMPORTANT REMINDER that OnlyIngestsCum will never be mod! But keep on keeping on buddy! Open your wallet even more, it's much funnier knowing that you're throwing it down a financial black hole and that you will never EVER get your coveted modship, no matter how much cash you throw around.

Even if he were to get modship, so what? Did his life peak? Is that as good as it'll ever get? Lmao. It means nothing to us, and he would have wasted over $10,000 to do so. 10 thousand dollars to become a twitch chat moderator. Lmfao what a fucking waste of cells. I hear if you dump $10k more into the black hole OIC we'll be double owned.

 

[CCheelai]

Edit: I caved and was gonna watch him be a fuck up idiot but he went on break and promised not to 'waste his health potions' next time so I turned off the stream and probably saved some brain cells

Oh yeah this "demo playthrough" has been an absolute disaster, the moment he went from an hour and a half of prestream, to break, to complaining about the title song, to going through each and every class spending like 20 minutes reading each one, I tapped out.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Oh yeah this "demo playthrough" has been an absolute disaster, the moment he went from an hour and a half of prestream, to break, to complaining about the title song, to going through each and every class spending like 20 minutes reading each one, I tapped out.

Just do one of the easy tier hunts with each weapon set and call it a stream thats such basic ass streaming.

HUH?! WHUUUUAH????!!!!! A GREATSWORD? ITS LIKE A BIG SWORD? [Do this for six minutes while staring at the select screen]

If he hadnt announced Rise before shit went wild I'd have assumed it was a spite pick to punish his fans with not-gameplay as revenge for the leaks.

 

[Planettenon]

I'm slow. Is OIC doing these sub bombs to get mod as part of his gay ops or is he a fan who wants to buy himself into modship?

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

Isn't OiC that nigger guy? He said it last week under his HHR name didn't he?

Na, that was joyful faggotry

I doubt Swagginz will do shit. He's all bark and no bite.

Unless you insult his favorite video game.. What a pussy

 

[CCheelai]

DSP should have this as one of his pre-stream/break songs, also shoutouts to DDM as his pre-stream/break/lawnmower songs are pretty good as well.

 

[ProvenWrong]

Interesting. No sympathy for piggie. Watch your back Phail.

I doubt Swagginz will do shit. He's all bark and no bite.

Just putting on a front, but behind the scenes hes worshipping Phil in his new found North Korea mod chat.

 

[Comma]

I'm slow. Is OIC doing these sub bombs to get mod as part of his gay ops or is he a fan who wants to buy himself into modship?

He's just roleplaying some kind of 4D-chess-playing edgelord, thinking he's a puppet master.

Spoiler: Reality

He's DSP's bitch on a leash.

 

[Planettenon]

He's just roleplaying some kind of 4D-chess-playing edgelord, thinking he's a puppet master.

Did he come out behind the scenes and admit it's gay ops? Are the leaks real?
Eiter way he must have read the anony leaks and realise that he's definitely not gonna get modded. Where does phil find these people. It's like moths to a flame.

 

[SojiroSakura]

"I hope you appreciate me playing this because it's sort of me going out of my comfort zone"

Lmao what? Playing anything that's remotely challenging or he doesn't understand is now "uncomfortable" for him.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Everyone in the FGC on my timeline “this is pretty solid news, EVO hasn’t been grassroots for years, if this means better pay out for winners that’s great”

phil: “this is the end of the grassroots era of the FGC, but I hated the guys that ran it anyway”

Of course Phil’s biggest takeaway is about how he hated people, seriously though why in the world would he claim we were still in the grassroots of the FGC, this shit has been on ESPN before. The grassroots were the couple hundred people years you tard....

 

[Gramh]

"I hope you appreciate me playing this because it's sort of me going out of my comfort zone"

- DSP on his wedding night

 

[That Anony Mouse]

I found the video in which Phil talks about getting substantial financial assistance from family in June 2018, particularly the rich uncle. I'm archiving it now, full face webcam:

edit: Some amazing tidbits in here as I'm going through, even beyond the family financial support. He talks about mods who bought modship, insults Vidar and calls him a whiteknight, blames Austin Mink for being dox'd, claims he has "innate talent" for video games, and admits to reading Kiwifarms in 2018.

edit 2: He complains about people jokingly saying all his donations came from Vidar. SOUND FAMILIAR???