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[the khat quaffer]

It appears that Kev-Kev hasn't gotten his Biden bucks yet:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1372690308715085827 (Archive)

In an idle world, the feds would've taken one look at Kev-Kev and realize that giving him $1,400 would effectively be the same as flushing that money down the toilet. In reality, the actual reason is probably just the fact that the money was always going to take a while longer than the purposed date.

In an "idle" world, Uncle Joe would just give that money straight to China, since they make the cheap plastic toys he so ravenously consumes. I mean, why go through the middle man?

 

[Cuscuta]

There so many, but transsalamander "kevin gibes" might just be the most repulsive tranny I've ever seen.

His behavior is certainly repulsive, but just going by appearance alone, he's hardly that bad compared to some others. Troonery leads to some truly awful looking individuals. Honestly even his fetid neovagina isn't the worst I've seen. The SRS thread is not for the faint of heart.

 

[Miss Misery]

Inspired by @Randall Fragg 's suggestion that someone do a write up of ranch denizens. I'll be taking it to the ranch thread, but wanted to put it here, too since all the source material was here. I focussed on actual ranch residents past and present, so no sex partners or orbiters included.
I gift you this information in the form of trading cards. I hope you both love and hate them, and find them informative in a neurodivergent-friendly manner. Do please tell me if I've fucked anything up or missed something good!

House Niggas / Permanent Members
The ranch has 2 bedrooms, presumably split along the following lines of who's in a stated relationship.

The tranch has two LEGAL bedrooms, as in they have four walls, a door, and a closet. I assume Penny and Bonnie each have one in the non-dome portion of the dwelling.

The dome has a loft (which is not legally considered a bedroom for real estate tax reasons), which is where Kevin has all of his shit and may or may not share a bed with... everyone else.

 

[Cool Spot]

His behavior is certainly repulsive, but just going by appearance alone, he's hardly that bad compared to some others. Troonery leads to some truly awful looking individuals. Honestly even his fetid neovagina isn't the worst I've seen. The SRS thread is not for the faint of heart.

Kevin is repulsive, but compared to a lot of cases, he's very well-off. Kevin just embodies the typical MTF AGP stereotypes to a T and that's what's so funny about him. White dumpy nerd manchild becomes a walking embodiment of his fetish and non-existent standards.

I wonder if Wedge is going to end up with his own thread like Mode_View. Wedge is more active and funny than Mode is. Mode is entertaining but most of the time his Twitter is locked now and at this rate I genuinely don't know if Kevin or anyone else will manage to crack his egg. Wedge is a bona-fide horrorcow. He's blown out his ass, sells porn of him in a clown getup, and is built like a Teletubby.

Who knows what the future will bring?

 

[KooksandFreaks]

His behavior is certainly repulsive, but just going by appearance alone, he's hardly that bad compared to some others. Troonery leads to some truly awful looking individuals. Honestly even his fetid neovagina isn't the worst I've seen. The SRS thread is not for the faint of heart.

Kevin is prettier than some other troons? People keep talking about how tall and heavy he is. Also, I hate his haircut.

It's so true about that genital mutilation thread. Can’t believe there are licensed doctors who that for a living.

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

I'm almost convinced its a toupee or he got surgery for it because hair like never regrows ....I'm calling bs on this but I'll have to look at more meta

edit: maybe I'm the retard apparently in some cases it can happen? Theres apparently also ways for normie men to stop going bald

Honestly the most likely scenario in my mind is that he had some regrowth, but grew out the parts that can be grown out longer. Where he’s not constantly buzzing over that bald patch he has some long hair to style over it, and the wispy hairs underneath that are growing (probably way slower) to give it a little more volume and appearance of length. I’d be curious to see a top down photo of his hair wet and another of his hair unstyled, dried naturally (as blow dryers often give volume).

you can see some regrowth on hrt and all that, it’s certainly not out of the question, but estrogen can oftentimes be quite unkind to the male hairline. If I was a betting person I’d bet that it’s a dsp style comb over/back/floofed over the thin part for ~feminine beauty~. Many mtfs add finasteride (hair growth medicine) to their cocktails due to hair thinning, but others can see a rejuvenated scalp. Wet, unstyled, naturally dried hair doesn’t lie though so

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Imagine not being able to change your clothes but having the energy to tweet all day.

He didn't seem to have any trouble filming a juggling video as a fuck you to the Farms. Wonder if his case worker has seen his social media? I wonder if Wedge knows that every state has a fraud tip line for social services? If he's fundraising for rent, they'd probably be pretty interested in finding out about that. Hypothetically speaking, of course.

He looks like a literal goblin, but can't deny that his hair regrowth is genuinely impressive.

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Worth chopping off your penis for? Definitely not.

I bet he's wearing a toupee. HRT does not make you regrow your hair that much. If it did, Kevin's hairline wouldn't be retreating as quickly as it is. He had all those shots of his "progress" on HRT in the beginning, but not one where he compares (with those top of the head photos) his bald male head and the glorious locks of his female form? If he doesn't have one like that, I'm calling bullshit. No way a troon wouldn't show off how great HRT is for hair regrowth. You could crack a lot of eggs with a photo like that. Hell, there'd be a lot of non-troon men mainlining that stuff if it actually could give you that kind of hair regrowth.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Even Joe knows not to give two weeks' wages to someone who'll spend it on plastic toys.

So I looked up Wedge's tattoo:

Deuteronomy 6-6

"These commandments that I give you today are to be on your hearts."

That's cute, but I can quote the Bible too.

”A woman shall not wear an article proper to a man, nor shall a man put on a woman's dress; for anyone who does such things is an abomination to the LORD, your God.” - Deuteronomy 22:5

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Penny staggering around like a drunk Grampa
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I love those "pretending to train" gun videos that are so common nowadays. Not just among troons but the general trend of people who treat guns more like funkos than weapons. Just film yourself shooting at a target while pretending to be tactical and voila! You're tactical! There's ways to actually do tactical training in the setup they have, but running around aimlessly and shooting at cardboard with no rhyme or reason ain't one of them.

 

[EnemyStand]

I love those "pretending to train" gun videos that are so common nowadays. Not just among troons but the general trend of people who treat guns more like funkos than weapons. Just film yourself shooting at a target while pretending to be tactical and voila! You're tactical! There's ways to actually do tactical training in the setup they have, but running around aimlessly and shooting at cardboard with no rhyme or reason ain't one of them.

Yeah, it's annoying as hell. Sometimes I just want to see a gun's features and how its fired. Not some jackass LARPing and thinking strafe firing somehow makes you a badass. And of course they don't do it properly anyway.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Sounds like he is a chimera

I only know of one way to deal with chimeras and in Kev's case I fully approve...

 

[SIGSEGV]

I only know of one way to deal with chimeras and in Kev's case I fully approve...
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I bet Nina likes it ruff :^)

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

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I wonder why he didn't quote the farms this time. He's obviously talking to us, none of those other knob-polishers would dare call him out.

It's funny how he doesn't realize most people don't try to apply for benefits they don't need because they aren't leeches. Most people aren't useless, scamming drains on society, Wedge. You somehow need help to cook, bathe, and get changed, but you didn't need any help blowing out that butthole. Did you submit your weird porn to the disability office so they could see how super disabled you are?

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Even Joe knows not to give two weeks' wages to someone who'll spend it on plastic toys.

That's cute, but I can quote the Bible too.

”A woman shall not wear an article proper to a man, nor shall a man put on a woman's dress; for anyone who does such things is an abomination to the LORD, your God.” - Deuteronomy 22:5

My personal favorite in times like these is Nahum 1:14.
Fits all the tranchers perfectly.

 

[SIGSEGV]

My personal favorite in times like these is Nahum 1:14.
Fits all the tranchers perfectly.

I'm partial to John 11:35, personally.

 

[Hitman One]

https://mobile.twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1372915871811653641

Maybe if Kevin had listened more in school he would have realised that cutting his dick off was a bad idea.

 

[Iron Hamster]

More troon violence. Even in dreams. shocking.

 

[White Devil]

To be fair, the US public education system is a disaster.

 

[FunkyFupa]

I wonder why he didn't quote the farms this time. He's obviously talking to us, none of those other knob-polishers would dare call him out.

It's funny how he doesn't realize most people don't try to apply for benefits they don't need because they aren't leeches. Most people aren't useless, scamming drains on society, Wedge. You somehow need help to cook, bathe, and get changed, but you didn't need any help blowing out that butthole. Did you submit your weird porn to the disability office so they could see how super disabled you are?

Not only all of that, he also needs someone to listen for him too

 

[glass_houses]

I wonder why he didn't quote the farms this time. He's obviously talking to us, none of those other knob-polishers would dare call him out.

It's funny how he doesn't realize most people don't try to apply for benefits they don't need because they aren't leeches. Most people aren't useless, scamming drains on society, Wedge. You somehow need help to cook, bathe, and get changed, but you didn't need any help blowing out that butthole. Did you submit your weird porn to the disability office so they could see how super disabled you are?

Having to rely on care services is fucking bullshit. It's pure humiliation and gall. Not being able to shop or cook or clean for yourself... to perform the absolute basics of being an adult... it's utterly crushing and soul degrading. It does get worse- you could need people to perform bodily care if you are physically disabled to that degree- but still, having to depend on any sort of care service is demoralising and humiliating. Even if the care service personnel are nothing but compassionate and professional, if you don't want them there (even if you need them) they can feel incredibly invasive and intrusive, no matter how good they are at their job.

The fact that Wedgie wants home care service is absolutely fucking bewildering.