DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Generic_Detractor2021]

Quintessential DSP.
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Just confirms even more that they are both shady, slimy, secretive people. Fuck em both AFAIC

 

[dissolutezza]

Oh, was the camera on?

 

[JohnRedcorn]

I don’t know how anyone could legitimately find his street fighter streams entertaining. Literally just Phil beating up on people that struggle to do basic fireball motions for two hours while acting like his basic gameplay is super technical and “ reeeactionary.”

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

So yesterday morning Phil got on his soapbox and started virtue signaling, obviously to explain why he doesn't have a real job. That he has the gall to try and act virtuous like this when he knows everyone has it on their minds that he's abusing the people who pay him is genuinely sociopathic.
I wrote a transcript of the whole thing, autistic blocks of text ahead.

Spoiler: *Cheer suggesting Kat should quit retail*

"Oh, trust me! Trust me, that would be her ideal, to completely quit retail, the problem is, the American economy, as much as you hear on the news, 'OH THE ECONOMY IS COMING BACK' and all that, it's bullshit! You wanna know how the economy is doing, I'll tell you exactly how the economy is doing. The jobs that are being created in the United States ARE retail jobs, service industry jobs, and fast food jobs. That's what's being created! Actual jobs outside of those, like 'Oh I wanna get a career somewhere!', pfft! Those are the demanding jobs possible! If you don't have years of experience in them, they won't give you an entry level position! Oh, I know from experience! It's pretty fucking bad! It's that bad it's like, if you wanna get out of what you're stuck in, good luck. Why do you think there's these horror stories of people out there who have work two, three, four service industry or retail jobs part-time to make ends meet? Because they want to work a better job and no one will hire them because they have no experience in it, so you're fucked. Like 'How do I get experience if no one will give me a chance?' You don't! The answer is, you don't! You're stuck at a level of income and level of living and you never get out of it and that's how it is in America. But when you watch the news 'OHHHHH SO MANY JOBS ARE BEING CREATED EVERYTHING'S SO GOOD' yeah but why does no one EVER say what kind of jobs they are, do you notice that? NEVER EVER do they say 'Well gee are these jobs nice career jobs with a-a-a livable wage and have a family you can raise' or do I work at a Dairy Queen pumpin' fuckin' ice cream for $5 an hour and I only get 15 hours a week so that way they don't have to pay me Health Care so I have to work three jobs to make a living. That's the American Dream these days! It's bullshit! Yeah, it's bullshit! And it's very frustrating because I see my wife stressing out because she had to be out there on the FRONT LINES of Covid. People coming into the stores, not doing the right thing, coughing, being disgusting, and she's there every day! And does she get rewarded for it? No! But she's gotta risk it! It's like Jesus, fucking stupid country! Instead we gotta fool ourselves and always say that everything's so good, when no one actuallys want to look at the truth of the matter of how things are out there. We're very lucky that I get to have this job, I get to work from home, we get to do fun stuff every day, you guys love it you SUPPORT IT I appreciate that but anyone who's stuck in a retail job I feel for you, like I understand I see it every day like my wife I've been there, I've worked retail jobs for a very long time! It's bullshit! You deserve better! You do! You deserve way better than that! I honestly feel that some people workin' these jobs are working way harder than anyone else! Imagine juggling three part-time jobs to make ends meet? That's your whole life! Just work!

Insert a preamble of Phil saying he doesn't want to keep talking about news and the pre-stream is long enough. Calls Blizzard evil for laying off employees then goes back into his daily script of how you can support him and he'll put on a Vest

Spoiler: No one is stuck in Retail. I went from Best Buy to Lockheed Martin, take chances and apply for new jobs. Gotta build those skills and apply them!". His response?] I'm gonna be honest with you - alright, first of all I'm happy for you, I'm happy that this is what happened to you (X) but what you need to understand something is that this is not the equivalent situation for many Americans in fact for a lot of Americans it's quite the opposite. They're stuck in a position where they can't get any better than what they already have. EVEN THOUGH the media tells them that the jobs are so good and everything, they just can't! They apply everywhere and they're shot down. They ARE trying, they're just not being given the opportunity. Right now, in America, you have to understand that we're in a situation that when a job opens up a line-level position for something, you have twenty, thirty, forty, fifty people applying for this job, and half the people are OVER-QUALIFIED. You got people applying for jobs at retail stores who have fucking Master's Degrees, 'cause they can't get a job in their industry anymore because their industry doesn't exist anymore. 'Cause all the shit's been outsourced, you know what I mean, that's the state of the world. Now YOU, apparently were in a good situation where you moved up, that's great! Congratulations to YOU (the sarcasm in this sentence could not be translated in text) but you know what you gotta do you gotta look around yourself and say 'Maybe that's not everyone's situation and maybe I should be very grateful for the success that I have had because I understand that not everyone is that lucky'. Alright? At least in my experience, peepul who I know (all one of them) I know MANY PEOPLE who are not in a lucky position and do not like what they do and are stuck doing shit. It ain't right, it's not right! When everyone else is being told the American Dream, 'Work hard, be rewarded, move up', that's not the case for alottapeepul man! And you gotta be receptive to that. You have to listen to those stories instead of listening to your unique situation and being like *extreme mocking voice* 'WELL MAYBE THEY DIDN'T JUST WORK AS ME'. Well, maybe not everyone's as LUCKY as you, too! *Backpeddle engaged* And I'm not saying there isn't a case where you worked your ass off to earn what you got, *Upbeat Clown cadence activated* I'm just sayin', be happy for what you got and don't shit on others 'cause they didn't get that kind of...success (stopped himself from saying "luck" again). Ya know that ain't right, seriously l-l-like I hate that attitude! 'Cause I've seen people out there who are just down on their luck they can't get better you know they want better and they can't get any better! They're trying, you know?"[/SPOILER] Can you guess who Phil is talking about when he says "peepul I know"? [SPOILER=Well why don't you vote to try and change this then]"Well, there's a difference! There's a difference between someone who just sits around and just complains about everything and someone who actually works their butt off trying to change that and make things better and they just never get that opportunity. There's a distinct difference, that's the determination that needs to be made by the people in charge but the problem is that's not what happens. Now imagine this, just imagine this, an entry level job at an office, office building, I don't know some kind of business opens up. It could be a receptionist, a customer service rep, alright? Line-level position. What kind of person would you look for for that job? Maybe someone who has minimal college education, if not at least has a history of verbal skills/good report with a customer or something, that's what you'd look for. Wanna know who applies for that job? People who've worked for major corporations that don't exist anymore, and you know these are Master Degree level people and they just need any job possible. Monstrously overqualified for the position but willing to accept that as a job because they're that desperate for a job! That's America! And then the people who would think 'Oh, well this is a go-getter, someone who's worked hard on lower-level jobs now they can move to a career job', they don't get those opportunities! Instead the companies take those people who are overqualified 'Oh, well that person is very desperate for this job so we know they're gonna work their butt off even though this is probably way less than they used to get paid, maybe we can get them to do high level work or extra work and not pay them for it! Just pay them that low level salary and get away with it! Why would we want the person who's worked retail, or fast food, or service industry for 10-15 years when we can get someone who's overqualified and overeducated who will work harder and put out higher quality work!', that's what's going on in America! But you don't hear that in the media, you hear 'Jobs are being created!' YEAH! More fuckin fast-food jobs, retail jobs, wow that's so good! That's not a career job, it's not, and by the way most of these places won't give full-time hours to those people so they can't qualify for healthcare! So now they gotta work 2-3 jobs just to make ends meet, you gotta pay out the butt for healthcare 'cause they gotta go to the insurance marketplace to get it, instead of actually getting it through their employers, it's fucked up! Sorry I'm being honest today about this, people are asking, I'm telling you how it is! It's not all sunny and rainbows and roses like the media always tells you! The media wants you to feel that everything's good so people don't feel upset over how things really are. So they always spin it in this nice positive way when in reality that's not how it fucking is. Think about it this way, if it really was so nice why are there so many service-level jobs out there? Just think about the retail industries that are prospering, all the fast food industries that are prospering, how can that be? If everyone was an amazing career job, how can those companies be the ones that are prospering right now? Someone says 'dood nice analogy' I HAVE BEEN THERE! Before I worked at Youtube, excuse me as a Youtuber I didn't work for Youtube, this was my experience in life! Was going from job to job to job, every job shitting on you, not treating you seriously, overworking you, not paying you for the work you do, not treating you with any kind of values of an employee, and any time you try to make a move to something better, you get told 'You don't have the experience, you're not qualified!' Bullshit! And that's America! Unless you're privileged, unless you're born into a class where you get everything handed to you, which is not where I've ever been my whole fuckin' life! *Sniff, throat clear* Pretty ridiculous!"[/SPOILER] Some more retarded shout-outs, he berates the guy who works at Lockheed again, then he goes back on the earlier cheer after completely dodging the question in the first place. [SPOILER=The second response to "Why don't you ever vote?

"What he's saying is, if you don't like how the system works, why don't you try to change it? Okay, so how do you systematically change that system that's been ingrained into the culture of the United States? Because it starts from the top-down. It's the people in government who give ALL the benefits to these companies and allow them to do these kind of hiring practices, allow them to do these fucked up things, and by the way allow these companies to outsource all their shit, so all those jobs that used to be these great career jobs aren't in America anymore. They're the ones who allowed it! 'Cause our government is also messed up where they get career opportunities, kickbacks, and all kinds of shit from lobbyists. Oh, look at this, I voted to help out the interest of a corporation for 10 years when I was in government, and now mysteriously I get all these speaking engagements for 100 thousands of millions of dollars once I'm out of office! Oh, what a coincidence that is! That totally wasn't like a payment for my helping them when I was in office, no of course not. But that's how our government works, it sucks it's messed up. That's why we have a few people in our government, who have been saying for years and years 'We need to stop lobbyists, we need to stop all this shit, people should only be elected to be a public servant, not to serve their own interests. But why do you think it took so long for us to get any stimulus? Here we are, the American people hurting, collectively, lot of people out of work lot of people reduced hours or no hours, they're sick they need help. Oh, here's a $1200 stimulus that should last you for a year. What?! The fuck are you talking about?! Oh yeah, that could pay your rent for a year! Those are the people we have in charge in our government! And we have a system where you can't fix it! You can't because the only people who can get elected have to be rich because they have to run these crazy campaigns that are expensive to get their name out there. If they don't have tons of money they can't be noticed! It's a fucked up system, okay? It is, it's a fucked up system! I completely disagree with the system and I wish I could change it. I'm not a politician, I'm not some kind of person who has that kind of reach, you know, I don't know who exactly you think it is who I am. I can just kinda shrug, I'm like well I can't do much about it. I can tell you guys what I know from my experience on my streams, that's about it. I'm a gameplay streamer guys, I'm not, you know, anyone who has a soapbox, no one listens to me on these kinds of issues. (This is 2 minutes after lecturing some guy on privilege) Half the time you guys just sit here and make fun of me! Right? *Upbeat Clown cadence engaged* You say 'Why's he talking about this? This is a gameplay stream why is he talking about this?'. Well, you're right! Alright, shut up, I'm not gonna talk about any of this stuff. 'Cause people will just make fun of me, so what's the point? Wh-Maybe I'm-I dunno. You ask the question I answer the question! *High-pitched laugh*"(Except he didn't. The guy just asked why Phil doesn't get off his ass and vote and he completely dodged the question)

Well there you have it, Phil's fatalistic speech on why hard work is irrelevant and all life boils down to luck. If you ever see someone in a bad spot in their life it's just luck and you shouldn't judge them for it. Phil's political opinions totally aren't entirely self-interest and at no point does he inadvertently advocate communism.
This is why I'm 100% for Just Chatting Phil streams.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

We probably know more about Katherine's past than Phil does. Remember he was clueless on the exorcism stuff.

 

[Forbidden Math]

I don’t know how anyone could legitimately find his street fighter streams entertaining. Literally just Phil beating up on people that struggle to do basic fireball motions for two hours while acting like his basic gameplay is super technical and “ reeeactionary.”

They're fun when someone who actually knows how to play starts playing him but lately he's been running like a coward from all of them claiming they have magic lag switches. DSP may be the biggest coward I am aware of, such a pussy he runs away in video games.

Oh well, he's gotta relive that 4th place touchdown at Polk High.

 

[Poo Twister]

Has Super Bitch hijacked another verified account?

 

[Agent Proper]

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@Nigel of Ukip is a good lad and didn't do anything wrong.

 

[Swirling weeb]

Dude uses his full name and profession on twitter
How did I get doxxed??
This evil ukip guy
Helppp

 

[Shabobus]

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I can't imagine what kinds of roads someone has to walk down for their life to turn into a 24/7 DSP roleplay.

 

[snort inquisition]

Quintessential DSP.
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"here's the truth of the matter, i can't tell you the truth" and cut

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

LMAO I swear you cant make this shit up! I was on YT and a title caught my attention so I clicked on the video. It's a Snort Burnell video from March of last year, and its titled: New mods are needed

Relevant timestamp is 0:46 - 1:28

How'd that end up working out for ya, phil??

 

[Fill Bern El]

Clip?

Going through the footage I recorded and can confirm this is a misquote. DSP gets hyped up and says Jaxx is the first tipper of the night with a $100 tip, followed by a quick pause as the pigroach fumbles to find his little trumpet sound effect on his phone to blast through the mic, then saying "there it is."

So he basically couldnt find his shitty sound effect

 

[AWorthlessHuman]

Wait, wasn't KiwiFarms? I thought it was us here 'making shit up' about him that ended his 'prolific carreer'? Or it was Leanna? I think it was her, right? When she was in his co-op gameplays, a lot of people started complaining about her and left the channel...

Wait a minute, what about SoK? Didn't they troll him so hard that made him depressed? Hold on... And what about Machinima?

I think you get the idea. I think we should build a timeline with only the events told by Phil himself. That would be wonderful.

That would be less of a timeline and more of a Gordian knot. With the amount of times he's retconned shit and changed the events in his life and their respective causes and effects, would it even be possible to consolidate it into a single story at this point? I think we'd have to use the same degree of mental gymnastics as the pigroach in order to make a viable timeline out of the shit he says.

 

[Penix]

Now that DSP has gained more relevance (albeit temporary) in the normiesphere with the mod leaks, I would love to see another mainstream edited video in the same vein as Down The Rabbit Hole with WWE Champions as center point.
Champions has pretty much fizzled out over the last few months, now I'm the one who's going to say that there is nothing more left to get out of it outside of a straight up confession.
I think now is the time to wrap it up in a succinct video going over all the findings, with these last leaks to round it all up.
This motherfucker his become incredibly bold with his begging the last couple of years.
Everybody loves outrage these days, people would eat up a story about a washed up youtuber who had:

1. A 2k cat scam
2. A 27.6k vest scam
3. Fucking bankruptcy

Feigning distress, stringing along and guilt tripping retards for money, all for a fucking mobile game. It doesn't get any better Or it does. Prove me wrong, Phil.
I agree with the notion that Phil can get away with the shit he does because he is so irrelevant. With the mainstream attention he got, this would be a good time to keep firing away at him.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I don't know if I'm bored or curious with this "head in the sand" approach Phil is taking to the anonymouse leaks.

Knowing Dave, he'll keep using this tactic of just ignoring it for a few months until he can't take having randos on twitter talk to him about it and until hundreds of people get LiMB'd talking about it in chat. Then suddenly, he'll just fucking explode and dedicate an entire half an hour on the prestream about it and at least one extended hands-off-controller rant about how we're all just mentally ill shitheads who got DEBOONKED and how we spread conspiracy theories and how we orchestrated the Uighur genocide going on in China right now or whatever other unhinged bullshit he'll accuse detractors of doing in that rant. Then the floodgates will open and we'll probably get at least one rant about it every fortnight. That's how him "addressing" WWE Champions started too.

 

[IHateMyJob]

I'm at the point where I would throw Phil a $100 tip just to stream wwe champs. I've got to know what is so exciting about a sweaty man jpeg version of Bejeweled that you would spend upwards of 50k+ on it.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

I've got to know what is so exciting about a sweaty man jpeg version of Bejeweled that you would spend upwards of 50k+ on it.

His faction is one of the top factions, paying all that money not even a 4th place at Evo, granted he is the top spot in his faction but being king loser in a group of losers is nothing to brag about.

 

[PieceofShet]

I'm at the point where I would throw Phil a $100 tip just to stream wwe champs. I've got to know what is so exciting about a sweaty man jpeg version of Bejeweled that you would spend upwards of 50k+ on it.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Clip?

He says There he is during the boomer sfx he uses. The DDM sfx does not impact the timing of him saying it. Unfortunately, Raw DSP started after the Jaxx tip.