DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Surly Muppet]

If he's given anything at all, then it's loose change to whatever bins some stores have for charity

Hey now, there was also that time that he dropped off some clothes, or probably some leftover soap making supplies to one of those charity drop-off bins.
I know about this because in accordance with Phil's views that charity is a private matter between an man and his diety, he announced it on stream.

 

[OJ Simpson]

You can tell when Dave talks about donating to charity he has the demeanor of someone praying to the high heavens nobody takes him to task over it or tries to go digging for this sort of information. It must be exhausting to lie all the time.

 

[Jasper2K]

But Phil feels charity should be done behind closed doors, it's his personal belief.

Hint Hint.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Phil donates all his money to the struggling upstart gaming company Scopely dood, debunked!

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

You can tell when Dave talks about donating to charity he has the demeanor of someone praying to the high heavens nobody takes him to task over it or tries to go digging for this sort of information. It must be exhausting to lie all the time.

The lie also hinges on the fact that we're seriously expected to believe that Phil would be so humble over donating to a charity. Not only would it give him something to hold over the 'tractors, which he absolutely would if he'd go as far as claiming that putting on a fucking vest is doing so, but his life is so boring, repetitive, and empty that the moment anything different happens he has to tell us all about it.
"These idiots think I'm a 'horrible person' when I gave $100 to St. Jude! It's fucking bullshit dood!"

 

[CCheelai]

You can tell when Dave talks about donating to charity he has the demeanor of someone praying to the high heavens nobody takes him to task over it or tries to go digging for this sort of information. It must be exhausting to lie all the time.

Yes, very exhausting stuff. He lost all the weight in his arms from when he was a national body builder and it went towards his Gin infested gut (GOUT).

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

For 6-8 months, when Phil's dad was laid off, Phil supported his family. Because that is what family do, they provide for each other.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

the ice bucket thing was just like..a stupid fucking fun thing people were doing, haha pour ice cold water on myself it's funny, who the fuck was doing it for clout?

The best thing about the ice bucket challenge was when the co-founder drowned. Almost as good as the guy who invented the Segway losing control of his off-road Segway, driving it over a small cliff to his death. God exists and has a fantastic sense of humour.

DSP has revolutionised e-begging. Is death by begging a thing? (outside the Middle-East)

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Phill is still waiting for some one to just buy him a laptop , TAXES wont let him get a new one ........

 

[Shirō Ishii]

You can tell when Dave talks about donating to charity he has the demeanor of someone praying to the high heavens nobody takes him to task over it or tries to go digging for this sort of information. It must be exhausting to lie all the time.

Digging for this information is literally how I found out about the Pig Roach. I've said this story a few times since I joined KF, but doxxing people (my company calls it "profiling") is what I get paid to do....as opposed to Nigel.....who does it for shits and giggles.

One of our old clients is in the Seattle Area was looking to find some local celebrities to help donate to whatever it is they were needing to do (won't say what as I'm power-leveling as much as it is and I don't want some turbo autist to start emailing/calling them about the Pig Roach since this was 2 years ago). Most of the people I profile are all either rich ($100K +) or are active in the community/note-worthy. I do not know who the fuck told their boomer asses about Phil being famous as all I got in my email at the time was something like "Phil Burnell - youtuber". Short and sweet and I had to fill out the rest.

Sometimes, these people can't be completed for profiling/given to the client because they don't fit for what they're trying to do, they have no online presence, they turn out to be dead, or they are simply just too fucking poor to be worth considering. Phil is the only person who I have profiled to not be a fit because of how he is. At the time, on his list of affiliated websites, he had this subthread connected to him (it's no longer there, but it is also how I learned about Kiwi Farms). As a result, his profile was never submitted for reasons you all should know why.

 

[Iron Hamster]

It could also be 5 Hermanos Family Restaurant. Which coincidentally is within eyeshot of the Fred Meyer's Khet works at, so also around the corner from Fort Gout.

"Our restaurant makes sure to keep up with the authentic dishes it prides itself in as well being able to provide the customer with only the freshest ingredients."

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If it's suppose to be a place everyone can go to, he's out of luck because there will always be someone who doesn't have whatever around them.

Congratulations on the modship, excellent choice!

"Getting the rub" is a wrestling term (shocking I know). It refers to when a younger or less well-known wrestler is allowed to look good in a match by a more popular/respected wrestler by either losing to him, teaming with him, or giving him a lot of offense before the young guy loses. Because the more popular wrestler let the young guy look good, they hoped his fame would "rub off" on the young guy and make the fans like/respect him.

You are overlooking the obvious 'the guy' definition.

 

[SojiroSakura]

He really did a whale call-I mean water break on his day stream.

 

[Jasper2K]

Phill is still waiting for some one to just buy him a laptop , TAXES wont let him get a new one ........

It's ALWAYS taxes, his tax guy or his wifes work schedule. Taxes are the classic excuse. 2017 Phil

 

[actually]

Let's make it quick and easy, what online card game are you throwing money at?

Uh, I'm not. DEBUNKED. Also, I don't even know how to use Kiwifarms, so I don't know what you're talking about.

If he's given anything at all, then it's loose change to whatever bins some stores have for charity

He once alluded to his charity giving being adding a dollar or two to his total at the grocery store for whatever cause they're pushing. That's his "charity" that he does behind the scenes.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

just watching shitty movies as always , seen this scene

''WTF !FUCK THIS GAME , I was looking every where and he wasn't on my screen then he teleported behind me thanks to the lag , I shot first! and that was a head shot FUCK YOU TEYARCH , AWFUL SERVERS EVERY YEAR ............''

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https://youtu.be/hxHaStLBLAk?t=399

Holy shit this is beautiful. I need this movie

 

[gaarashatan]

Spoiler: The current amount of money Phil has donated to charity

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If he's given anything at all, then it's loose change to whatever bins some stores have for charity

"IM THE CHARITY!!! MEEEEE!!!! REEEEEE!!!!

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Phill is still waiting for some one to just buy him a laptop , TAXES wont let him get a new one ........

Boy, I remember how gullible I was when the tax saga began. I thought to myself, "what's he gonna do once he actually pays this off? He can't just keep using them to beg when he's not paying off a backlog of unpaid taxes"

It didn't once occur to me that the business major could employ the ultimate 4D chess maneuver known as bugged budgeting mechanics

 

[Agent Proper]

Let's make it quick and easy, what online card game are you throwing money at?

I play the best Gacha game on mobile, Robinhood, I am already a level 3 Retard. Dogecoin to the .

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

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[YokuNama]

You can always tell when coming here if DSP's stream is entertaining or boring as fuck. Today (and usually most of the week until drama comes up) it's the later.