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Dread Pirate Retard said:
'Member when Jasper was pitched as a 'positive reveal for the stream' and people paid $2k for it? Now the cat is barely allowed on camera and 99% of the time he's 'on stream' Phil is screeching at him to get away from the TV.
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What I would give for a live Jasper attack on stream... He tries to get Jasper from the TV and he just goes wild hissing and scratching Phil...

" Oh no.. Jasper.. Jasper.. Ahhh!!!"
" ack ack ack .. Jasper did that.. Jasper just did that!!"
 
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Hadidecount1990 said:
Since it's a slow day and my youtube keeps showing me ads for it, but do you think that Mr. Day 1 views will play the new Pokémon Snap which comes out at the end of April? I'd imagine that it would be a relatively easy and boring playthrough, though I'm interested to see if he'll try to talk about the history of Pokémon Snap when it first came out and how much fun he had playing it similar to how he lied bragged about playing Diablo 2 back in the day
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Only if it has an ACTION PACKED FINALE!
TheKatIsNowGone said:
Playing with Jasper and laying on his bed? Hmm, sounds like something you could easily do while playing a mobile game.
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WWE Fastlane was on. People need to post play by play in his chat.
 
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DiabeticSP said:
Its actually wild how true this is.

Think of any time you've either
1. Talked about what you do for a living/are studying in college/etc with someone.
2. Talk about what you did in your free time to someone you work with/etc.

Even if its "I got some tasty pizza" or "you won't believe this bitch who called to complain" you can name SOMETHING.

99.9% of people's boring ass mundane repetitive lives have SOME form of excitement.

Phil has "I streamed". He only talks to his wife, so he can't even talk about something from his day off.

Anyone who can say 'I saw a fluffy dog' more than once a week has a more mentally stimulating life than Phil's routine.

Its almost hard to put into words how broken his life is. Dude can't even tell his chat he had a nice dinner out with the missus. Its why he recycles a handful of stories from TWELVE FUCKING YEARS AGO.

I'd unironically kill myself by year four of his lifestyle. I got laid off from covid and by month three of sitting at home staring at walls I was going nuts.

Imagine hardcore covid lockdown for 10 years. By choice. Without even friends to talk to.
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The thing is he could do all this interesting shit, but he needs to climb himself out of the deep hole he’s dug. Though it seems like he just wants to keep digging deeper and deeper because of some random fortune cookie and luck
 
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Filthy Greenskin said:
So now that Danny has been outed as a sex pest, how long before Phil pulls another unwarrented victory lap for not being a diddler?
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Its funny how his plummeting sex drive has made him even more untouchable by SJWs...well that and being a joke already. Asexual, twitter virtue signaling binges. He really is trying to strategically reposition himself as the ideal male citizen of today's internet isn't he?
 
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I haven't read much on it, but at least one of the incidents supposedly involved grooming someone and waiting under after they were 18, so I'm not sure Phil "I definitely never talked with Leanna until she turned 18" Burnell wants to step into that particular fight.
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I lean the other way for exactly the same reasons. Phil may also fixate on this because it is a chance to attack someone for something he himself has been accused of or done (see also: shilling, begging, lying, being childish...). He seems to really enjoy grandstanding while pretending he is better even though there is proof he isn't.
He is also currently mocked for doxing fans and mods, so he may see this as a way to deflect and emphasize how he is untouchable because none of the allegations against him are true, otherwise he would be in the same boat as them.

EDIT: Fuck me, right on cue.
I couldn't even type this fast enough.
 
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As usual DSP forgets why people call him what they call him. He's not the King of Hate because he does well despite being hated, and he's not a pigroach because he's great at surviving. He exists because the people that can and would crush him don't want to stain their shoes and are fine with him subsisting on the refuse of humanity so long as they don't have to look at him. If he wasn't already a miserable wretch when they caught him jerking it, he'd be gone, Twitch just gave him a bunch of pity rope to hang himself with slowly over the years by letting him use their platform. It's why the autists that insist on pozloading my neghole have never gotten anywhere, nobody has come up with a good enough reason why someone should dirty their foot stepping on him.
 
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DSP will never not shoot himself in the foot in any given situation, huh? He just needs to shut the fuck up and stop trying to interject himself into everything. We all saw what happened last time he went "viral". He did a debunk stream and retained 0 of the new audience he attracted for a day. You're not going to have another "viral" tweet DSP, stop trying to force something, that's not very organic of you.
 
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Leanna Hangen was DSP's 11-year junior girlfriend (who he started talking to in approximately 2008, then dated publicly) from approximately January of 2012
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A Witty Name said:
Phil's DOB: April 6, 1982
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Not sure how accurate the "started talking to" part is, but that would be a 26 year old talking with a 15 year old before openly dating her at 18/19 when he was nearly 30. He should stop digging.
 
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The arrogance and stupidity to engage when he is in the current position he is in is prime cow behavior.
And from what we've already seen, Phil is aware that he is in a bad spot which is why he is handling anyone calling him out like a snarky bitch.
He just can't help himself. He has to revel in other people failing.

Also look at this lying. "You're a gullible idiot". Not a defense Phil, there's video. Everyone can see how willingly you are lying on this one.
 
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One wonders if the Game Grumps just tried claiming that all the evidence was faked and everyone believing it was gullible idiots, before complaining that this was just another incident where they were stabbed in the back by people they trusted so they could get internet clout.

Maybe Phil's backup career could be PR for content creators caught engaging in unethical behavior. You, too, can outlast people who insulted you once three years ago, with the help of Burnell Public Relations. Free yourself of dignity and embrace longevity.
 
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Not sure how accurate the "started talking to" part is, but that would be a 26 year old talking with a 15 year old before openly dating her at 18/19 when he was nearly 30. He should stop digging.
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The lore from back then is that alutapepul who knew him irl said Phil was talking to some gurl ahnline during his early days of youtube, and out of the blue he introduces PandaLee in his youtube video and from there some speculate that he was talking to panda for years.

My theory is that Phil made up a girl and she was sent to banworld (Canada) when he met PandaLee, and just forgot his fake girlfriend.

I think the earliest he ever spoke to her would be in 2010 when LP channels was more of a thing and he "blew up"
 
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Surly Muppet said:
One wonders if the Game Grumps just tried claiming that all the evidence was faked and everyone believing it was gullible idiots, before complaining that this was just another incident where they were stabbed in the back by people they trusted so they could get internet clout.

Maybe Phil's backup career could be PR for content creators caught engaging in unethical behavior. You, too, can outlast people who insulted you once three years ago, with the help of Burnell Public Relations. Free yourself of dignity and embrace longevity.
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He could even sign up someone who knows all about ridding yourself of dignity and is the greater Washington area, Onision. Grug and Phil teaching has been Tubers and streamers how to hold on for dear life to that notoriety even if it's just a bunch of autists on Kiwi Farms and a handful of special ed kids with open wallets.
 
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