Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[wenttobermuda]

STOP YOUR CLASSISM AND GREED, GEN Z
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See me, Lucas Werner, the way I wish to be seen. Treat me, Lucas Werner, the way I wish to be treated. Give me, Lucas Werner, the things I wish to be given. There is a puss puss shaped hole in my heart, Gen Z.

Be what I want you to be and tell me I am what I want to be, or I will die.

The world must change so that I can be happy. I mustn't change, for I am plenty good.

 

[WonderWino]

58 minutes of easier to listen to melting down because I cut the horrid background noise and lowered the bass (Lucas should be paying me for making his voice sound smoother and more manly, though it's really just a side effect of keeping it easier to understand after pulling what I could of the background gale force winds out of everything).

You can practically smell the axe, weed, and BO through Youtube.

From the comments:

'Yes, Lucas, I was right behind you the whole time. I'm the merch in Rite-Aid, I'm the yogurt on the ground, I'm the wall on which you lean, I'm not just the voices on the wind, I am the wind, I'm the table at the Hobo Hut, I live rent free in your head. Go on babe, call the cops and report me. '

That reminded me of this scene from highlander endgame:

You're becoming lucas's own personal irl version of jacob kell

IF YOU'RE GONNA WRITE IN YOUR 2ND GRADE SYTLE HANDWRITING YOU GOTTA KEEP IT IN FRAME, FUCKTARD.

Mark 23 isn't...a real thing.

There is no Mark 23.

There's Mark 1:23, Mark 2:3, and Mark 2:23 but none of them are about hypocrites (I might be transcribing his stupid notebook scrawls at the moment).

Respectively the three real bible verses it could be don't make much sense apart from the one about the man with the impure spirit which is definitely Lucas.

Mark 2:3 is "Some men came, bringing to him a paralyzed man, carried by four of them."

Mark 2:23 is "One Sabbath Jesus was going through the grainfields, and as his disciples walked along, they began to pick some heads of grain."

Mark 1:23 is "Just then a man in their synagogue who was possessed by an impure spirit cried out"

There's also Mark 3:23 "And He called them to Himself and began speaking to them in parables, "How can Satan cast out Satan?"

And Mark 4:23 "If anyone has ears to hear, let him hear."

BUT THERE'S NO FUCKING MARK 23, goddamn, he really is stupid. Powerlevel of I grew up having the strictest damned confirmation/sunday school teacher who made us do so much memorization that when I saw him write Mark 23, I paused it right there because my brain did a record scratch and, "Wait, the gospel of Mark is only 4 fucking chapters, there is no Mark 23!"

Anyway I got past the part where he tries to write with the pen upside down and he's back to bible verses.

It's not even at the halfway mark yet, this is torture.

....and community services said, 'come and see' and I saw, and I beheld an alley sidewalk....and he that sat upon it was wern, and stench followed with him. and there was given unto his payee authority over his housing fund. he said, lead me not into the temptation of zoomer baes lest my telmoeres become attrite - mark 23

Cruel Summer playing in the background.

Foreshadowing, perhaps?

If so, it would be hilarious if next time he suicide baits someone sent him this:

Jeeezus, his mind is deteriorating at an alarming rate. The way he compulsively mutters "hypocrite" while writing "I love you, Gen Z" is just fucking grim. He's spent the better part of a decade just cycling the same ten or twelve thoughts and phrases through his decaying brain trying to make himself feel better and reassure himself that nothing is his fault. But he's clearly just getting more and more miserable, more and more desperate, to the point where he makes a video like this. He can't rant and rave verbally because there are people around, but he can't wait til he's alone, he needs to vomit his insanity in some form. Fuck dude

He reminds me of the president of balmorra in SWTOR in the consular storyline, where darth lachris tortures him so much he completely cracks up and sits in a chair muttering to himself nonsensically and is totally incoherent whenever someone ties to get him to acknowledge anything

......it also makes me think thats an awful lot like the werns presidency would be

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

I'm not sure whether to rate this "horrifying" or "optimistic".
This thread really seems to get the usual calls of "this is it, Lucas is gearing up to do something!" just for Lucas to continue living on as a loner hobo pussy afraid of confrontation.

On the flip side I don't want to have any optimism for the thought of Wern actually doing something to someone.

Clarification: I don't actually see him doing something to someone, because he is, as we've seen, a huge pussy. I can see him wigging out in public sufficiently badly that he ends up in the papers again, though.

 

[BowlOfDick]

Lucas’s university career seems to have burnt out somewhat

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

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I always think it's Lucas when I come across a post like this. I don't actually think it is, though. He didn't mention bigotry when she called him creepy. Good to see someone else is using his methods, though. "I have stimulus money! I can take you out to eat!"

"your a fucking cunt for assuming I'm a creep when I'm a genuinely good guy, fuck you" Nothing says genuinely good guy like calling someone a cunt in the same sentance

 

[mothman96]

He says he lost his wallet, ID, and EBT card. How is he buying weed without an ID?

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Thank god Lucas’s ire is focused on a generalized amorphous group of women as a whole because it just struck me if you replaced “Gen Z” with a specific womans name, everything he writes would be terrifying.

Next time you listen to him or read through his schizoid notebook give it a try!

 

[LeeLoo]

If past and recent Wernological events have taught us anything, it is that Fatness NeverClean is an absolute coward - especially around men. However, his blow ups at women are concerning. Even if he doesn’t get physical, having a big angry diseased rhino that smells like a rotting corpse screaming in your face must be pretty scary.

These young female volunteers may not know his past, or the fact that he’s a huge pussy. All they see is a rabid elephant in their faces calling them horrible names because they aren’t interested in his jizz. I cannot for the life of me understand how these shelters continue to let him in? How can they care so little about their staff and volunteers? It’s really mind boggling how the city of Spokane coddles this predator.

I’d love to see a “Where are they now” type story done by the local news channels that reported the Starbucks incident. It would be amazing to see how the general public reacts to Fatty’s unbelievable antics, and all the chances the city keeps giving him.

 

[mothman96]

If past and recent Wernological events have taught us anything, it is that Fatness NeverClean is an absolute coward - especially around men. However, his blow ups at women are concerning. Even if he doesn’t get physical, having a big angry diseased rhino that smells like a rotting corpse screaming in your face must be pretty scary.

These young female volunteers may not know his past, or the fact that he’s a huge pussy. All they see is a rabid elephant in their faces calling them horrible names because they aren’t interested in his jizz. I cannot for the life of me understand how these shelters continue to let him in? How can they care so little about their staff and volunteers? It’s really mind boggling how the city of Spokane coddles this predator.

I’d love to see a “Where are they now” type story done by the local news channels that reported the Starbucks incident. It would be amazing to see how the general public reacts to Fatty’s unbelievable antics, and all the chances the city keeps giving him.

He blew up twice this past year at HOC knowing full well there were men around especially security. He's boiling with rage and there are times when he'll explode not caring whether there are men around.

 

[Neko GF]

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[King Daddy Telomerase]

His writing videos are the worst. Lucas really does just say the same 10 stupid word salad phrases in his head 24/7. He could really use a hobby besides the board games that are just a delusional extension of those 10 thoughts, and he gets bored of them in a day or two anyway.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

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Is he filming these at school? If so I'm kind of surprised he's still going, he was clearly only there to creep on girls and he's complained multiple times that he can't approach the girls at school, for the usual litany of bullshit excuses: they're not going to class in person, or if they are they're not wearing masks, or if they are they're in a group with those fucking clone dudes.

It's hilarious how Lucas has admitted numerous times that it's impossible for him to talk to a woman if there's another man around. Either he knows he's being a creep and is afraid the guy will call him out, or he knows he's pathetic and literally any other dude will be more interesting and attractive, or both. He treats this like an obvious given: of course it's impossible for me to talk to a girl if she's already talking to another dude, of course I can't just talk to a mixed sex group of people at school, maybe form a study group. He seems to assume that this is the normal way all guys interact with the world. You don't cultivate a good social life with multiple male and female friends, single and taken, getting to know them as people for their own sake, and letting romantic attractions arise out of that naturally if it happens (and if not, you've got friends). You identify your prey: random teenage to college age female strangers you find attractive. You wait for the other males within a one mile radius to clear out. Then you realize you still don't have the balls to approach, make up some excuse, then sit scribbling and muttering the same insanity for nine years.

 

[Neko GF]

Another whinny writing video about Zoomers and him saying he wants to die:

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[mothman96]

Is he filming these at school? If so I'm kind of surprised he's still going, he was clearly only there to creep on girls and he's complained multiple times that he can't approach the girls at school, for the usual litany of bullshit excuses: they're not going to class in person, or if they are they're not wearing masks, or if they are they're in a group with those fucking clone dudes.

It's hilarious how Lucas has admitted numerous times that it's impossible for him to talk to a woman if there's another man around. Either he knows he's being a creep and is afraid the guy will call him out, or he knows he's pathetic and literally any other dude will be more interesting and attractive, or both. He treats this like an obvious given: of course it's impossible for me to talk to a girl if she's already talking to another dude, of course I can't just talk to a mixed sex group of people at school, maybe form a study group. He seems to assume that this is the normal way all guys interact with the world. You don't cultivate a good social life with multiple male and female friends, single and taken, getting to know them as people for their own sake, and letting romantic attractions arise out of that naturally if it happens (and if not, you've got friends). You identify your prey: random teenage to college age female strangers you find attractive. You wait for the other males within a one mile radius to clear out. Then you realize you still don't have the balls to approach, make up some excuse, then sit scribbling and muttering the same insanity for nine years.

He admitted he is no longer in college so he is likely filming at HOC or some other place downtown Spokane.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

It’s probably a bad sign that Lucas, in lieu of just mindlessly ranting his stock phrases into his phone, is now writing them down furiously like he is trying to excise the demons from his head. It’s like if he can’t say it out loud then he must get it out through other means.

He really is moving into true and honest schizophrenic territory now. I think if he had schizoid tendencies earlier in his life that living hard for over a year now is moving him into full blown schizophrenia.

 

[Neko GF]

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[Da Dude123]

These written word videos are boring. I wish he would go back to screaming in the streets of Downtown Spokane. Or make videos crying about not being able to find his girl. Or at least, more of his songs about Bernie Sanders and how he is entitled to hot Gen Z women.

 

[Josef Mengele]

Crisis in the Pacific Northwest:

 

[Fatal Walter]

Does he think that because the mental hospital gives him a bed for threatening suicide that it'll keep working when he gets back outside and wants a girlfriend? I mean, we all know he has a history of this and it's never come anywhere near working. But neither has getting paid to make videos and it didn't take much to convince him that would work when someone actually sent him a little money.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

A mental hospital is sadly the best chance for Lucas to find a Gen Z girlfriend, though. Lucas needs to have the balls to actually do a suicide attempt, not these endless emo git videos.