Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

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Should Luna be moved to Deathfats?

  • No, shes just big boned

    Votes: 293 45.4%
  • Yes, she has more rolls than a bakery

    Votes: 353 54.6%

  • Total voters
    646
The thing is, she doesn't know the status of the check because she doesn't have his information. No ssn, no birthdate, no address.
She does have his social and bday; and they share the squat address - his last stimulus check arrived there 6 days after her mom moved out. She's just too high, stupid and impatient to understand why it will take up to a month or more to get a mailed check.

Don't the printed checks take awhile to get anyway? Even with an actual tax return check, it takes 6-8 weeks after the tax form is accepted.
Absolutely. But Matthew has probably never gotten a tax return in his life, so his only understanding of the process has been when he gets his monthly SSI for his layg or the two prior checks.

Luna, having already gone through this twice, is simply too dumb to understand that it is going to take a while. Just as it did before.
 
Good news everyone!
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She does have his social and bday; and they share the squat address - his last stimulus check arrived there 6 days after her mom moved out. She's just too high, stupid and impatient to understand why it will take up to a month or more to get a mailed check.


Absolutely. But Matthew has probably never gotten a tax return in his life, so his only understanding of the process has been when he gets his monthly SSI for his layg or the two prior checks.

Luna, having already gone through this twice, is simply too dumb to understand that it is going to take a while. Just as it did before.
But she really needs that money, who knows how long a pastel item meant for children will be out!
 
Great, all the better to dox you with, Tuna! You made your avatar a couple of selfies; used one of your typical account names, gave away your ages, shared your zip code, and now your street. Share all of this with everyone you meet! Especially the part about how your front door doesn't lock and how you keep tons of benzos, methadone and heroin around the joint for your "husband's" customers!

You could meet a new friend.
 
Great, all the better to dox you with, Tuna! You made your avatar a couple of selfies; used one of your typical account names, gave away your ages, shared your zip code, and now your street. Share all of this with everyone you meet! Especially the part about how your front door doesn't lock and how you keep tons of benzos, methadone and heroin around the joint for your "husband's" customers!

You could meet a new friend.
she's not exactly the brightest bulb in the box, is she? *sigh*
 
H/t other farms.

Our dear, delusional Tuna is sharing her journal with us. Following up the theme:
she's not exactly the brightest bulb in the box, is she? *sigh*
Luna a tells us that she wants to be a good, productive member of society by seeing a couples therapist to find out why she's not married to Matthew yet, drawing, playing vidya, conning old people into buying her CHEAP CHEAP furniture their squat, and possibly one day having sex again.
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Luna. Girl. He is never marrying you. If you got married, nothing would change. And being a productive member of society means getting a job, pulling your own weight, not whining for presents all day for doing nothing but getting high - and you ARE high all day on benzos - and growing the fuck up.

Welcome to the rest of your life. Except soon it won't include free shelter. Or any shelter.
 
H/t other farms.

Our dear, delusional Tuna is sharing her journal with us. Following up the theme:

Luna a tells us that she wants to be a good, productive member of society by seeing a couples therapist to find out why she's not married to Matthew yet, drawing, playing vidya, conning old people into buying her CHEAP CHEAP furniture their squat, and possibly one day having sex again.
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Luna. Girl. He is never marrying you. If you got married, nothing would change. And being a productive member of society means getting a job, pulling your own weight, not whining for presents all day for doing nothing but getting high - and you ARE high all day on benzos - and growing the fuck up.

Welcome to the rest of your life. Except soon it won't include free shelter. Or any shelter.
Im surprised Lurch doesn't beat her on a daily tbqh. Imagining Lurch the leech in a wife beater with spaghetti sauce stains makes my sides burst to no end.
 
Tuna wants us all to see her ass tonight!
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She also posted a bunch of other shots of her grimy bedside table.
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And some new art!
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And then one of her taking good care of her skin
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edit to add she’s 40 days “sober” everyone!
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Tuna wants us all to see her ass tonight!
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She also posted a bunch of other shots of her grimy bedside table.
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And some new art!
And then one of her taking good care of her skin
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edit to add she’s 40 days “sober” everyone!
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Photos are shooped both in front view and on back. She has giant lumpy lymphoma hips and legs, and a flat ass with wide hips, no waist.
 
Iirc Luna "got sober"- lol- before her dad went to the hospital. But I still wonder how much of all this continued ~sobriety u guise~ stuff might be motivated by the possibility of his death (presuming he's actually in as bad of shape as she claims, ofc).

What I mean is that some people write their will with the stipulation that their kids aren't to be given their portion if they aren't productive members of society. Especially ppl people with kids like Luna. This may sound weird or hard to quantify, but it isn't totally uncommon. IANAL (and lawfags feel free to chime in) but I believe that in such cases, if the kid who is shut out takes the executor to court over it, the executor can point to things like court/arrest records, employment or lack thereof, social media posting about constantly taking drugs & making porn, etc. (Just like you could in a custody hearing, for example.)
Anyway, just a thought.
 
Im surprised Lurch doesn't beat her on a daily tbqh. Imagining Lurch the leech in a wife beater with spaghetti sauce stains makes my sides burst to no end.
Please let him still be wearing his sunglasses and grotty beanie indoors while he’s in her face screaming at her for not remembering what he was just thinking about for him, please please please 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
 
So sober that she posted this photo to her tumblr. Peep the fresh brusing on the inside of her elbow crook.
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She can use the editing apps to nip in her waist and shrink her face, but can't be arsed to blur her legs or arms because self harm and heroin aesthetics.
I can smell the disgusting from here...
 
So sober that she posted this photo to her tumblr. Peep the fresh brusing on the inside of her elbow crook.
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She can use the editing apps to nip in her waist and shrink her face, but can't be arsed to blur her legs or arms because self harm and heroin aesthetics.
🤮 luna you disgusting tuna head, who told you anyone wanted to see your nasty moldy cream cheese thighs.
 
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