Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Kidney Gardener]

"And up goes the shirt..."

She truly doesn't give a shit anymore. I wonder when the time comes and she streams right from her porcelain throne.
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I know this has been puzzled over before, but I’m constantly amazed at how her skin is stretched so tightly across her abdomen. Sure, she’s horrifically fat and gaining exponentially, but that taut skin is fucking unusual for fatty tissue.

It’s probably just a huge (lol) issue with trapped gas in her stomach/intestines, probably from kirby force inhaling whole platters of food without taking breaks to breathe — but I kinda want to imagine a massive bezoar... or a teratoma... or a parasitic twin?

Actually, wait, Chantal would clearly be the parasitic twin in that scenario: the “real” Chantal having been swallowed shortly after birth, and now all 126 skinny legend lbs of her are crushed in Chantal’s gut, imprisoned by hundreds of pounds of visceral fat.

Then when Chinny finally dies facefirst in her pickles ‘n’ gravy on a live stream, we’d see the sticky emerging of the long-lost twin, twisting slowly out of the rotting corpse of her captor as an insect from a chrysalis.
If only David Attenborough could be there to narrate.

 

[frenchie pouteene]

There are a few reasons we see that green shirt for days in a row. She is a filthy lazy cow and most likely slept in the shirt. When she was cleaning she was looking for a bra, couldn't find one on the floor down stairs? (remember the bra on the floor next to the couch last week?) too far to walk! oh well fuck it ill just swing.

Another reason is that I really don't think she can reach into the washing machine, I think she is physically capable of throwing them in, leaning to turn the washer on is probably a whole other struggle, and then trying to get them out with those gunts and fupas? Just impossible.

That's why her room is always filthy every few days, the dirty washing piling up, that was probably already dirty to start with, the food in her room is just on another level of filth. She brings the plates up but cant hold on to the railing when going down the stairs to take the plates back down. She waits till she gets a garbage bag full, throws it all in and then probably throws the bag down the stairs.

Even when she vacuumed the kitchen floor, she was literally fucked from less than 2 mins of standing up, any other person would have kept going and done the lounge room at least, that carpet is feral in there.

But she is just going to have her "Birthday Eat Week". She really is just an over grown toddler with the mind and face and ham hocks.

The gravy pizza video, JFC, she couldn't get those fried zucchini bombs in her gob fast enough I thought she was literally going to choke on them, she was attacking them, and then pouring gravy on a pizza, maybe a feeder request? who knows.

This week is going to be packed full of the most takeout we have seen her eat in quite some time, she is going to go to town, we have to remember that WLS is just around the corner, so none of the calories count, she is going to get the surgery and be a skinny legend in a year in Jamaica, Italy, where ever takes her fancy!

 

[chantalisfat]

You can watch him short-circuit in real time starting at 5:05.

Uh ... what the fuck was that? He was clearly watching as she poured the gravy all over the pizza. Why did he have that wide-eyed moment afterwards? He wasn't trying to be funny. He just reverted to normal right afterwards. What was he reacting to?

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Because Chantal has always had zero social life, she likely is eating pizza covered with gravy because she's a pig. But, and this isn't something Ottawa peeps can be proud of, there is a pizza place off a fun downtown Ottawa street (Elgin St) where a pizza shop (Georgie's) was known for serving pizza slices covered in gravy and was very popular after the bars closed and people needed food to absorb the booze. So maybe Chantal had that during her ho days and now she's being nostalgic but it's likely more that she's a pig.

 

[itunes]

Ah yes, the Ameglian Major Cow (also referred to as the Dish of the Day) was one example of a race of artificially created, sentient creatures which were bred to want to be eaten. (TRATEOTU - Douglas Adams)

Can’t help but wonder - which role will she play?

She'd react to the Dish of the Day in a way that makes Zaphod appear cordial and well-mannered.

Uh ... what the fuck was that? He was clearly watching as she poured the gravy all over the pizza. Why did he have that wide-eyed moment afterwards? He wasn't trying to be funny. He just reverted to normal right afterwards. What was he reacting to?

I really think it was a moment of his brain short-circuiting as he processed what he was actually seeing. A delayed reaction of "wait, what the fuck is she actually doing??" He comments afterward that she could have just dipped the pizza in the gravy, and at least pretend to have restraint.

 

[Covfefe]

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She's more chin than face at this point.

 

[Boonum]

Uh ... what the fuck was that? He was clearly watching as she poured the gravy all over the pizza. Why did he have that wide-eyed moment afterwards?He wasn't trying to be funny. He just reverted to normal right afterwards. What was he reacting to?

Painful rectal spasm,? A sudden moment of realisation that his life is circling the bowl at a velocity he was previously unable to grasp? Accidentally crushed his nads against the kitchen counter? Who can say...

 

[draculasestateagent]

Peetz sperging about gun crime in the US, white supremacy and cracking jokes about how "the US is back to normal huh?" - someone in the chat said "its actually a really sad thing Peetz yikes"

He just keeps showing what an absolute moron he is everytime he opens his mouth.

 

[Occipital Fupa]

But, and this isn't something Ottawa peeps can be proud of, there is a pizza place off a fun downtown Ottawa street (Elgin St) where a pizza shop (Georgie's) was known for serving pizza slices covered in gravy and was very popular after the bars closed and people needed food to absorb the booze. So maybe Chantal had that during her ho days and now she's being nostalgic but it's likely more that she's a pig.

Came here to say I'm glad no one asked if pouring gravy on pizza is a canadian thing because - thankfully - it's not, but now I'm absolutely HORRIFIED to read this.

Also at this rate, Chantal could die before she reaches 37yo, even if it's in less than a week.

 

[Barbarella]

Chin’s mop bucket has been through very little. A few cups of hot water, a lazy wipe of some spilled and dried gravy mixed with cat piss and rice, and then put aside for a month to fester. Since she moves her lips while reading the new mop instructions, a lip-reader can tell us if water is all you need, but of course the answer is no.

Whether she ate that disgusting pizza/gravy for hayders or because she wanted to eat it because she thought it might be good barely matters. The cow poured gravy on her pizza and ate it. The reason behind doing that gross thing is immaterial once you are 450 lbs.

Sometimes I enlarge a photo of Peetz when he’s looking at Chin gobbling something. At regular size, it just looks normal, sometimes it appears he even enjoys it, until it’s enlarged. Then, he always looks immeasurably sad and sometimes even disgusted. It’s subtle, but there. He is an unpleasant human who I would cross the street to avoid, and I don’t notice out of sympathy, but I do think Peetz is not in as much denial as Chantel. And it sometimes shows in his micro expressions. What I don’t know is if he’s sad for her or for him.

I need to add that however long you’ve been here, whether 2016 or February-it’d be impossible to keep up with all Chantel’s weird phrasings and songs that happen when her mind short circuits and goes into a spin. From beezing to chubbyuse to new ones about poo, they are as strange as her tics (and likely related) and nobody can be expected to know them all.

I’m glad I didn’t watch her second live, as the first made me itchy. I can’t tell in the photos posted-did she wash her hair?

 

[Sylvia Plath]

"I'm gonna work on it, but not... on my birthday week. [rat face, increasingly rat voice] My birthday week.... is my spoil time. Yes."

Huh.
By that logic, every second has been her “birthday second”, every minute has been her “birthday minute”...
The mere fact that she was born is reason enough for Chantal to “spoil” herself every minute of every day for the remainder of her reeking pathetic life.
No way this bitch lives to see 40.
...she may not see her 38th birthday.

 

[DailyPleb]

She has such a fixation for pairing food items that really shouldn't go together. Most people are guilty of the odd combo, like dipping fries in milkshake or cheese and apple pie, but this thing takes it to the next level. Unsure if it's because of pure trolling, sticking it to us to gross us out, or she literally has no sense of taste and merely enjoys the act of chewing food, retarded smacking sounds and all.

A frat boy on a bender would have far superior taste. Just dip the grease disc in pickle juice, Chins. You know you want to.

 

[Whizzbang Wallop]

Didn’t Chantal once complain about a roommate she once had who walked around in his y-fronts eating ham or something? And now she admits that when she is not horizontal she lumbers around the luxury villa naked or topless. Dropping her dirty clothes around as she goes. She has absolutely zero respect for her roommate, thinking “he doesn’t mind, he’s seen it all before anyway”. I can’t imagine living with someone so inconsiderate (let alone disgusting). She wouldn’t piss on Peetz if he were on fire.

 

[Chantal Nicholson]

Uh ... what the fuck was that? He was clearly watching as she poured the gravy all over the pizza. Why did he have that wide-eyed moment afterwards? He wasn't trying to be funny. He just reverted to normal right afterwards. What was he reacting to?

He just found some new inspiration for his porn manga.

 

[Asspats & $uperchats]

Huh.
By that logic, every second has been her “birthday second”, every minute has been her “birthday minute”...
The mere fact that she was born is reason enough for Chantal to “spoil” herself every minute of every day for the remainder of her reeking pathetic life.
No way this bitch lives to see 40.
...she may not see her 38th birthday.

Exactly, this is just another excuse to be a glutton and think she shouldn't be called down for it.
She also might as well just come out and tell her audience she expects every last one of them to gift her with cash. The bitch is so transparent and entitled.

Give me money so I can spoil myself with my favorite foods and material goodies.

Fucking hag.

 

[Backwoods Devil Talk]

As an Ottawa native, gravy on Pizza is a thing at a certain local pizza place. I've had it. It's really delicious, but in a very shameful, not more than once a year thing. Also, you usually order it as a slice because anyone who can stomach more than one just can't be human. EDIT: I should clarify any one who can eat ANYTHING after a slice is inhuman. That shit is HEAVY.

Because I can't stand the lives, how many did she eat?

 

[Chomp Shh I Said Shh]

Was anyone else horrified by the gravy boat licking at 5:14 in the gravy pizza binge?

I will never understand the dopamine hit she gets from pure salt and fat.

 

[I call shenanigans]

As an Ottawa native, gravy on Pizza is a thing at a certain local pizza place. I've had it. It's really delicious, but in a very shameful, not more than once a year thing. Also, you usually order it as a slice because anyone who can stomach more than one just can't be human.

Because I can't stand the lives, how many did she eat?

During the live she only ate one slice with the gravy, then a second slice with Ketchup. She also ate deep fried zucchini and cannoli. Who knows what she ate after she turned off the camera though, as there were still three slices of pizza left, and Peetz has made it clear before that he doesn't like cold or reheated pizza.

 

[Tronathon242]

Any person who publicly uses their birthday to excuse overindulging on anything knows their behavior is shameful and is simply preemptively absolving themselves. There is no other reason for this behavior.

It's not like Chantal needs an excuse because anything and everything is a reason for her to dig in. But it's just another pathetic justification to ease her dwindling mind so she can keep pushing back her first "baby step."

If someone showed you this photo as an advertisement for a community centre, say one for the intellectually delayed, you'd believe it. "Oh, this obese imbecile is getting pet therapy? How sweet." and it would be an almost charming, if pity-inducing image. But it's a 37 year old who has given herself mental retardation and diabetes, blood clots and a hysto from her unimaginable gluttony, and is one of the most unlikable people on a forum that collects insane, unlikable people. She's horrendous to look at, and her profile is exceptionally jarring. No wonder she fears children, they'd tell her.

What's frightening is that there are adults who advocate for people like Chins to get into such a state and keep on going. Kids have more sense than them.

 

[Loris Yeltsin]

Her rat face keeps intensifying. At some point it's just gonna look like someone went overboard with the Pinch filter in Photoshop.