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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%

  • Not without Caleb

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  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%

  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%

  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%
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Luna Motthews said:
Also god his skin is so bad. Do male deathfats get that rough sandpaper skin at lighter weights than females? He looks like Anna Glitterandlazers
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No sun, no fitness, eating bad food all the time, and not being hygienic will do that. Female deathfats can always use makeup (I bet Tess Holliday would look a lot worse despite how greasy she already looks with her "dewy" makeup) but Qoomrade Quinton can't do that without swallowing the troon pill for real. And taking estrogen as a man does help your skin, so maybe he wouldn't even need to do anything really beyond throwing money at Big Pharma.

I just think bad skin at his age is a sign of horribly managing his health. He looks like he's in his late 30s when I think he's 24. He needs to spend some time in the sun and use some nightly moisturizers or else he's going to look 50 by the time he finally decides he can stop quarantining himself for, ostensibly, covid reasons.
 
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This is legit sad. Q, you can only go 2 days maximum without a shower, and having hair that long while it being that thin is only going to make you go bald sooner. Also, cleanser first, then the cream. Oily types cannot go for long without proper hydration and a foaming cleanser, TWICE A DAY MINIMUM.

Lapis Lazuli said:
The troonening is approaching. Soon, Quinton will be Quinette.
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Do not give him that much credit. He was doing this autistic thing three weeks ago about making pride flags with VHS boxes.
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Lapis Lazuli said:
Did he make a video about Chills or did he make a video on his tomato allegory? Because that intro animation took way too long.
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I find it funnier than most of the stuff he says can be easily applied to him. "Rushing videos, losing quality to quantity". You almost get the lingering feeling he is self-aware of what he is saying but he keeps the speech pretty generic. Lowkey was expecting the intro to be more about his comeback to YT.

Quick notes:
- You gotta love how meta it is the way Q explains Chills. If I didn't know any better and this topic wasn't done to death already I could see this mildly entertaining. The issue is, I have to see the horrid physical state Q has subjected himself to live in which makes it seem like an Adult Swim sketch.
- Q got sponsored again by Glasses USA. Why does he keep picking smaller frames? Best guess is he thinks he looks cuter that way. Apparently, he picks their own frame (Muse) instead of known brands and in my humble opinion, he is the best argument against buying their frames. He repeats the changing frames every few minutes gag he does on shitpost videos because he wants the audience to choose which ones he will use for the foreseeable future.
- There is a two-second long gap of nothing. Then, I kid you not, it's captioned with this at 11:58.
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- Quinton keeps calling Chills a "YouTube cryptid". As he does on every video he talks about YouTubers he talks about surface-level stuff you can find out by doing the bare minimum and acts as if he is Truman Capote bringing the truth to the masses. I find it funny that Q makes such a big deal about an obviously fake voice when I legit ask myself sometimes if he doesn't at least fake his own voice a bit considering how whiny, effeminate, and low energy it is during live-streams.
- Even though I know Quinton has to be joking about how seriously he talks about this, I can't help but think there is somehow a sliver of honesty about how proud of himself he is for his detective work.
- He just keeps adding voice-clips from Chills to keep the audience interested. Even he is aware he cannot keep your attention for long by himself.
- On talking about Burger King Foot Lettuce: "I am not going to talk for long about this one. Because as a youtube I know there's a limit of times you can talk about feet on the year before it becomes a mental health problem because I am already working on a Big Foot video and an iCarly video".
- 20 minutes in. Still, no idea why he made this besides not losing subs and pleasing his sub Hippie Rat. Now I am convinced he thinks he is cutting edge with explaining Chills and how he believes the shit he says.
- Quinton sees himself as a debunker because he watches bottom-of-the-barrel pseudo documentaries and talks about how lame they are.

28:26. Serve yourselves bruvs. Watch from here please. Nothing else matters.
29:27. HE WAS FOR FUCKING REAL. Occam's Razor did not apply to Quinton Reviews.

If you ever feel you have wasted your time. Please remember Quinton Reviews made a 36 minute-long video on Chills and played it straight and I watched it fully after two cans of cider.
 
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Woke Blue Muttlema said:
I find it funnier than most of the stuff he says can be easily applied to him. "Rushing videos, losing quality to quantity". You almost get the lingering feeling he is self-aware of what he is saying but he keeps the speech pretty generic. Lowkey was expecting the intro to be more about his comeback to YT.

Quick notes:
- You gotta love how meta it is the way Q explains Chills. If I didn't know any better and this topic wasn't done to death already I could see this mildly entertaining. The issue is, I have to see the horrid physical state Q has subjected himself to live in which makes it seem like an Adult Swim sketch.
- Q got sponsored again by Glasses USA. Why does he keep picking smaller frames? Best guess is he thinks he looks cuter that way. Apparently, he picks their own frame (Muse) instead of known brands and in my humble opinion, he is the best argument against buying their frames. He repeats the changing frames every few minutes gag he does on shitpost videos because he wants the audience to choose which ones he will use for the foreseeable future.
- There is a two-second long gap of nothing. Then, I kid you not, it's captioned with this at 11:58.
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- Quinton keeps calling Chills a "YouTube cryptid". As he does on every video he talks about YouTubers he talks about surface-level stuff you can find out by doing the bare minimum and acts as if he is Truman Capote bringing the truth to the masses. I find it funny that Q makes such a big deal about an obviously fake voice when I legit ask myself sometimes if he doesn't at least fake his own voice a bit considering how whiny, effeminate, and low energy it is during live-streams.
- Even though I know Quinton has to be joking about how seriously he talks about this, I can't help but think there is somehow a sliver of honesty about how proud of himself he is for his detective work.
- He just keeps adding voice-clips from Chills to keep the audience interested. Even he is aware he cannot keep your attention for long by himself.
- On talking about Burger King Foot Lettuce: "I am not going to talk for long about this one. Because as a youtube I know there's a limit of times you can talk about feet on the year before it becomes a mental health problem because I am already working on a Big Foot video and an iCarly video".
- 20 minutes in. Still, no idea why he made this besides not losing subs and pleasing his sub Hippie Rat. Now I am convinced he thinks he is cutting edge with explaining Chills and how he believes the shit he says.
- Quinton sees himself as a debunker because he watches bottom-of-the-barrel pseudo documentaries and talks about how lame they are.

28:26. Serve yourselves bruvs. Watch from here please. Nothing else matters.
29:27. HE WAS FOR FUCKING REAL. Occam's Razor did not apply to Quinton Reviews.

If you ever feel you have wasted your time. Please remember Quinton Reviews made a 36 minute-long video on Chills and played it straight and I watched it fully after two cans of cider.
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Biggest crime is this motherfucker used COMIC SANS and wanted to be taken seriously
 
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Isn't he gonna make some videos on iCarly or shit like that? Not that you are not allowed to focus on more than one project but given the tons of money and time you did wouldn't it be efficient to just get the iCarly one over with? I don't know.

Anyway, video is long-winded as fuck and it's so boring. Then again, this is the same guy who made two long-winded videos on GradeAUnderA anyway which got him popular so it's not surprising to me.
 
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MoleeloM said:
Isn't he gonna make some videos on iCarly or shit like that? Not that you are not allowed to focus on more than one project but given the tons of money and time you did wouldn't it be efficient to just get the iCarly one over with? I don't know.

Anyway, video is long-winded as fuck and it's so boring. Then again, this is the same guy who made two long-winded videos on GradeAUnderA anyway which got him popular so it's not surprising to me.
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He claims his bitch, Hippie Rat, helped him wrote the script and a Chills video is a year old idea he had planned for three months. Is possible Hippie (the top bitch for Quinton) did most of the work while Q just handed him the assets to make it.

Q is stretching the iCarly video to what he claims is going to be a series of videos with over 6 hours of content. He has made it clear he wanted to get something out because his biggest project is too taxing and can't get schekles from it yet. Considering a month ago he said he was only a quarter through I think this is guaranteed to be either rushed or undercooked despite at least five months of preparation.
 
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25:46 has a pathetic, spineless attempt at a callout.
Quinton poses the idea that this could be a woman in having a real mental breakdown, covered in real blood, needing real psychiatric help... but then turns around and admits that there's no way that's true, but still has it in him to say that Chills is dehumanizing a real girl by calling her a creature. In the same video he has footage of Chills using the same word on a fucking leaf.

And then goes on to call this man a cryptid when referring seeing to his real face.
 
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Imagine getting smug and holier than thou over fucking burger king foot lettuce of all things. The last thing you'd want in your funny commentary video is someone being angry over the lack of a filler intro, but as it turns out that might be what you get.
 
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Kermit Can said:
25:46 has a pathetic, spineless attempt at a callout.
Quinton poses the idea that this could be a woman in having a real mental breakdown, covered in real blood, needing real psychiatric help... but then turns around and admits that there's no way that's true, but still has it in him to say that Chills is dehumanizing a real girl by calling her a creature. In the same video he has footage of Chills using the same word on a fucking leaf.

And then goes on to call this man a cryptid when referring seeing to his real face.
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This Bigfoot lookin ass should watch his mouth, calling other people cryptids.
 
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