Rare Gator Collection - Gotta post ‘em all

[Cow Poly]

AutoGator is here to clean up the YouTube chat

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Janny Mouse

 

[DonDaLemon]

This picture is in need of rare gator. Please and thankyou.

 

[Cow Poly]

This picture is in need of rare gator. Please and thankyou. View attachment 1974854

Just a design note... Gator should probably be the tallest figure in this pic

 

[AltisticRight]

This picture is in need of rare gator. Please and thankyou. View attachment 1974854

If you can find a photo with 100% reduction in manlets and faggotry, I can fill it up with rare gaydurs.
Or you want some of them standing by these AFPAC subhumans?

 

[DonDaLemon]

If you can find a photo with 100% reduction in manlets and faggotry, I can fill it up with rare gaydurs.
Or you want some of them standing by these AFPAC subhumans?

Id like him intermingled with those "men" what really inspired me was the ponytail photbombing in the top left corner.

 

[ClipBitch]

I will sell approximately one winner sticker for a Dick Masterson gator.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Made this ages ago and forgot about it.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Here's a rare Chuckygator

 

[FM Bradley]

Here's a rare Chuckygator
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Spoilered due to breakfast time

Spoiler

One time my roommate came home from his night shift working security at a hospital, and had a phone video to show me. (It's a certain Pacific coastal city with plenty of drugs, deviants, and mental illness, which I know narrows things down nicely...)

This woman in her mid to late 30's walked into the emergency waiting room, holding hands with a man roughly the same age...and he was dressed just like the "My Buddy" doll from the 80's--full-on cosplay level costume--and walking like a toddler and doing all the things a little kid would do in a waiting room, with the fidgeting and reading Highlights Magazine and fooling with crayons, all that.

Then he starts having a tantrum. So what does the woman do? Starts "breastfeeding" him. Just opens her shirt and sticks a floppy tit in his mouth, right there in front of everyone. At that point, my friend had to quit filming the security monitor and laughing with his coworkers and go break up the party.

So he gets to the emergency room to tell them to quit, and the woman snaps at him that she's having a miscarriage and needed to see someone STAT. They get her set up in a room and ask what's going on, and she starts screaming about how she's bleeding to death and needs Vicodin, and shows everyone her nasty bloody business down there.

Turned out she was just on her period, and they told her so and told her to go home, and she started flipping out and throwing things screaming "I NEED THAT FUCKING VICODIN" and the "My Buddy" man started screaming and crying and tardin' out so bad that they had to call the cops and let them handle it.

Wait aw fuck that's "Chucky" not "My Buddy." I mix them up because they have the same clothes.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

I will sell approximately one winner sticker for a Dick Masterson gator.

Your wish is my command:

 

[DonDaLemon]

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Made this ages ago and forgot about it.

I just watched this again. This is exactly how i imagine gator throwing a punch.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I just watched this again. This is exactly how i imagine gator throwing a punch.

Here's the video I got it from. The dude is some comedian I think but it came off as gator so hard I had to use it.

 

[ClipBitch]

Your wish is my command:
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Your check is in the mail.

 

[Cow Poly]

Your wish is my command:
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Gator! .... loud doesn't make you funny.

 

[Lore Master]

Gator! .... loud doesn't make you funny.

Then explain a fart. Why are farts funny?

 

[Terrorist]

GAYDUR YER PIEBALD, YEWVE GAWT SUCH A RARE PHENOTYPE GAYDUR

 

[instythot]

Then explain a fart. Why are farts funny?

You're laughing at the farter or the smeller, not the noise. The humor is mockery or cruelty based

 

[Eggg]

Can we get an Indian/outsourced comp-sci gator?

 

[PhoBingas]

Can we get an Indian/outsourced comp-sci gator?

Casual Friday Indian H1B gator
*Edit to darken the lips to match the skin tone though.