Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Spergichu]

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Dunno why you feel the need to blur all the trash in what I assume is your car to take a photo of a cheap machete. You could've just moved it out of frame so I can actually focus on the machete instead of all this neon shit filling the photo. Maybe you're living out of your car and you still don't want anyone to see your "home", so you covered it all up.

 

[LoverofPi]

There is a bush that has oils that are so volatile that if it's too hot it'll go up in flames. Scholars and Historians believe this is the bush Moses talked to. Dictamnus albus I believe is what it's called. It doesn't explain why Moses thought god was talking to him though.

The good kush, maybe? Though I should probably be more explicit in myphrasings, as Melinda is notably very bad at understanding the written word. I should have told her to prove the bush talked to Moses.

Dunno why you feel the need to blur all the trash in what I assume is your car to take a photo of a cheap machete. You could've just moved it out of frame so I can actually focus on the machete instead of all this neon shit filling the photo. Maybe you're living out of your car and you still don't want anyone to see your "home", so you covered it all up.

It looks like generic plastic foodbags on the top and a suitcase on the bottom.

 

[DarkAlien]

Rides a bicycle - Even children can ride bicycles.
Has camped often without a man - I'd be very concerned if a woman can't pack a few meals and pitch a tent on her own, it's not hard. Also living in a tent homeless is not camping.
Shoots her own gun - Even uneducated ghetto morons can shoot a gun, we supposed to be impressed?
Owns a machete - a. No one cares about your harbor freight $11 machete. B. Even immigrating Nicaraguans can wield a machete like a boss.
Aspires to hold a PhD - uhm, anyone can aspire to do/be anything, that's not an actual achievement.

All these are as impressive as popping out 6 differently fathered kids, breastfeeding them and sucking off the government. Any moron can do it, in fact, mostly the morons do it.

 

[Young Ned of the Hill]

Are those supposed to be impressive accomplishments? Because the things you can/ have done are commonplace, and "aspires to hold a PhD" is meaningless. Even a complete moron, such as yourself, can aspire to hold a PhD. It's getting one that's an accomplishment.

Nope, in Melinda's clownworld, starting a PhD and dropping out, an abject failure, is the accomplishment. Just like lawschool.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Vague and unrealistic daydreams of the future are much more important than the concrete and unpleasant realities of your present.

 

[FencePost]

There is a bush that has oils that are so volatile that if it's too hot it'll go up in flames. Scholars and Historians believe this is the bush Moses talked to. Dictamnus albus I believe is what it's called. It doesn't explain why Moses thought god was talking to him though.

Dehydration from wandering around in a desert will do that. That or delirium from drinking contaminated water.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Dehydration from wandering around in a desert will do that. That or delirium from drinking contaminated water.

He was in the same area I believe that you have bees that make hallucinogenic honey. He could have taken that. After all, it's strong enough to take out an army.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Dunno why you feel the need to blur all the trash in what I assume is your car to take a photo of a cheap machete. You could've just moved it out of frame so I can actually focus on the machete instead of all this neon shit filling the photo. Maybe you're living out of your car and you still don't want anyone to see your "home", so you covered it all up.

I had 20 bags in there from Walmart. You didn't need to see what else I bought.

I've never once in my life had to live out of my car. I've been paying rent and at one time a mortgage, since I was 17 years old.

You're so dumb it's not even funny

Dehydration from wandering around in a desert will do that. That or delirium from drinking contaminated water.

That's why you buys filtration drops from camping stores

A desert is not the only place to be a nomad

Vague and unrealistic daydreams of the future are much more important than the concrete and unpleasant realities of your present.

Narcissistic narrative

Has camped often without a man - I'd be very concerned if a woman can't pack a few meals and pitch a tent on her own, it's not hard. Also living in a tent homeless is not camping.

These kind of comments show your complete lack of education about gender and Outdoor Recreation. Please, keep showing me how much of a baboon you are.

Rides a bicycle - Even children can ride bicycles.

No actually, lots of girls do not ride bikes.

Again, your lack of education is showing

Shoots her own gun - Even uneducated ghetto morons can shoot a gun, we supposed to be impressed?

The subject matter here is women's identity,not men's behaviors

your harbor freight $11 machete. B. Even immigrating Nicaraguans can wield a machete like a boss.

Again, we're talking about women, not men

It looks like generic plastic foodbags on the top and a suitcase on the bottom.

Exactly why I blurred it out. You're nosey asses don't need to know what I bought

Deity you describe shares a lot of your personality traits

Hm, because The Elect are...what's that phrase? Made in the image of Elohim

You know who never feels lonely? People with schizoid personality disorder

Even if true, I'd rather be schizo than evil

 

[White Baby]

No actually, lots of girls do not ride bikes.

Every single woman in my family, including my multiple 60+ year old aunts and great-cousins, ride or have ridden bikes as children. 60% of the cyclists I see on the road are women. I learned how to ride a bike when I was ten (I would have learned earlier but we were quite poor and couldn't afford one). Your weird niche experiences do not reflect actual reality at all.

 

[Kosher Salt]

That's why you buys filtration drops from camping stores

A desert is not the only place to be a nomad

Yeah, what an idiot that Moses guy was. Why he didn't just go down to the Egyptian camping store to get some iodine drops for his trek through the wilderness, what a dumbass.

 

[FencePost]

That's why you buys filtration drops from camping stores

A desert is not the only place to be a nomad

We're talking about Moses fucking around in the desert 2200+ years ago, you schizoid questionably sentient jizz receptacle. Look up why skins of beer, mead, and wine were more common than water 300+ years ago, actually learn something today.

You're so dumb it's not even funny

There's irony here but I can't tell where...

 

[Toasty]

The subject matter here is women's identity,not men's behaviors

Again, we're talking about women, not men

Neither comment mentioned men or their behaviors.

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

I'll be interested at what point you end up with breast, uterus, ovarian or cervical cancer because of all the birth control and formula you used.

This is another reason why people are generally disgusted with you. Seriously, just kill yourself in Minecraft stupid bitch.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Hm, because The Elect are...what's that phrase? Made in the image of Elohim

1. I'm still waiting for a proof of you being chosen by a deity.
2. Personality traits I mentioned are rather negative. You make your deity unappealing.

Even if true, I'd rather be schizo than evil

Mental illness or disorder is just medical condition like any other. It's you who claim it's something negative.
Are you claiming I'm evil? If so, what's your proof for this claim?

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

It’s

Neither comment mentioned men or their behaviors.

It’s almost as if Mel is really the sexist one here. Not a comment about any of the women being able to survive riding a bike without driving it off a cliff, but shell insert a man wherever there wasn’t one before to try and make the argument invalid :because men. We’re about to see how well that argument holds up whenever Jones gets done with Taco Tuesday.

 

[DarkAlien]

These kind of comments show your complete lack of education about gender and Outdoor Recreation. Please, keep showing me how much of a baboon you are.
No actually,lots of girls do not ride bikes.
Again, your lack of education is showing
The subject matter here is women's identity,not men's behaviors
Again, we're talking about women, not men

Wtf are u talking about that lots of girls don't ride bikes? Where are you getting that information from? Sounds both sexist and stupid.
Not sure if you know this but guetto morons and Nicaraguans can be female too.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

It’s

It’s almost as if Mel is really the sexist one here. Not a comment about any of the women being able to survive riding a bike without driving it off a cliff, but shell insert a man wherever there wasn’t one before to try and make the argument invalid :because men. We’re about to see how well that argument holds up whenever Jones gets done with Taco Tuesday.

This contributes to my assessment of her faulty socialization. It's normal for us to see women riding bikes, camping or using a machete. With how distanced she is from the normal world and normal people such ideas must be groundbreaking for her.

 

[Toasty]

Nicaraguan immigrants. 100% male. Who knew?

 

[Young Ned of the Hill]

Nicaraguan immigrants. 100% male. Who knew?

And OBVIOUSLY, no agrarian WOMEN swing machetes to harvest cane, clear land for slash and burn farming, or to harvest bananas/papayas, and the like. Almost sounds like Melinda has 1) never left her little Appalachian rat's nest 2) never interacted with other humans. Imagine being so disgusting that even grub-eating ferals from prehistoric "culture" will interact with you... that's what Melinda's life looks like.

 

[Toasty]

I can tell you exactly what I use mine for. I like the grip better than a hand axe for stripping small branches. Never needed to leave south America with it so I guess it's ok that I have boobies.