Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Sammies#1Fan]

What is her post engagement like? Comments, reactions? And for someone always trying to fight off nausea, she seems to do just fine rattling off long-winded posts. From my experience, if I'm nauseous, I can't function, let alone take selfies and detail the minutiae of my hospital visits.

I hereby declare this one an insufferable twat.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

This is Teddy. He’s a very good boy unlike his owner. Teddy should be adopted by an owner that doesn’t have 4000 illnesses because she can’t even take care of herself.

He's very cute! Poor thing, why is one of his paws left unshaved while the rest of him is groomed? It makes it look swollen.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

A lot to unpack with Laura with and her adrenalectomy. Did she actually need to have it done or did they find an adrenal mass inadvertently during other test and glam on to it a new Dx.
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She was way too happy about her hospital stay.

You know what could be causing her dry, itchy skin? Not taking her thyroid meds like she should.

Keep the screen caps coming.

Even if adrenal tumors are benign they have to be treated because the over-secretion of hormones can result in organ damage (heart) and dangerous medical situation ( high bp and hypertensive crisis). A Pheochromocytoma can kill you even if it is not cancer.

I think if they are taking out her adrenal glands they must have found something. They do not just take those out for shits and giggles since you need life-long hormone substitution afterwards.

Being a narc/hypochondriac/munchie does not exclude real medical problems. It just makes people less likely to believe you.

 

[RacerDee]

I think it us hard to say. in the emails she posted to her doctor, they say her tests are all consistently completely normal. Also she says she screamed at the insurance on the phone about migraine meds till she lost her voice. She definitely knows how to bully her way into stuff. Morgan got all her teeth pulled! So who knows.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Spoiler: Why on earth would they drop her as a patient?

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Spoiler: Thyroid Test Sperg

Thyroid TSH tests shouldn't be done frequently when changing synthroid/Levothyroxin med doses, because it takes a long time for the TSH levels to change even with med changes. Two to three months is a pretty normal testing interval.

That's why the doctor says she wants to monitor "for a longer period of time" and tests two weeks apart are useless. It's a slow process, and it's not even a big deal if your numbers are "slightly" off.

One in eight women will end up with thyroid issues, and it's pretty easy to medicate with synthetic thyroid pills and tests a couple times a year.

This bitch it totally nuts, acting like an incredibly common and mild thyroid and issue is killing her.

Spoiler: Bitchy Letter Admits Misusing Prescription Drugs

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Spoiler: Poor Dr K. Burned alive?

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I hope someone warned Dr Kirschner that this nutcase is publicly fantasizing about burning him alive. She knows where he works and could be standing in the hospital parking ramp with a gas can and a lighter if she really loses it. These things can happen - there was a troon that tried to burn a surgeons' house with him in it because the troon didn't like the look of his new fake vage.

Also, in the first email she wrote, "I felt so terrible I doubled (my dose) to 20". So she admitted in writing to her old doctor that she's doubling the dose of a low-dose (for a reason) prescription med. Then she talks about filing a lawsuit. What a genius.

Spoiler: Itchy Itchy

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Narcotic itching? Did any of the doctor's fall for her nausea-inducing pain level bullshit and write her an opioid script?

 

[Snack Cracker]

Let’s start this post with something fun- the letter from Dr K saying he’s officially done with her bullshit. I remember laughing so hard when she posted this

Laura is displeased that her reserved room at the ER is already taken

Cat medicine is obviously the solution. Is Mom a Munchie too?

“I don’t have a degree but I have a PhD in political science.

Laura is a Karen as if she needed to be more unlikeable

Her poor fucking therapist. How has she not dropped her too?

Laura is a raging bitch to everyone around her

she even got Shirley Manson to hate her

A glimpse of Laura when she was semi functioning

This is so transparent lol

Laura has fucked her life up so much. She had multiple doors open to her.

 

[Pink Lily]

Laura needs anger management more than anything else. It is not normal to spew that much rage over social media about everything and every person you come into contact with.

Who in their right mind would post that letter online accusing them of abusive behaviour?
If you receive a letter like that you fucking hide it and hang your head in shame. Imagine them sending her info over to her new doctor with the subject heading. *Burn this document, just don’t even bother with this maniac*

Does she have any family or has she wished them all to burn alive?

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

She needs to get laid. Good God what a bitch.

 

[RacerDee]

I feel so bad for receptionists, nurses, and call centers right now. She's constantly screaming at them! Laura, look around. does everyone else seem like they've screamed at multiple service workers a year? Because if not, it might be you and not them.

 

[Dovahshit]

Laura needs anger management more than anything else. It is not normal to spew that much rage over social media about everything and every person you come into contact with.

Who in their right mind would post that letter online accusing them of abusive behaviour?
If you receive a letter like that you fucking hide it and hang your head in shame. Imagine them sending her info over to her new doctor with the subject heading. *Burn this document, just don’t even bother with this maniac*

Does she have any family or has she wished them all to burn alive?

it takes a whole fucking lot of disgusting behaviour to be dropped by your uhh doctor. and she managed it and posted it on facebook nonetheless.

how abusive did she have to be?
also "unreasonable demands" im really wondering what those where.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Thank you @Visible Belly Outline for capturing this magnificent beast! Laura Winn is pure cow gold.

Laura is displeased that her reserved room at the ER is already taken

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"Hello, ER? I'd like to book a room for 20 minutes from now. I need time to swing by Starbucks. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I can't reserve a room?!?!"

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You'd think a self-declared PhD could understand words well enough to know that you can't have two PRIMARY care physicians. Cause "primary", ya know? Think of it as a Zen koan:
"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" -> "What is the primary of two primary care physicians>?"

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The absolute audacity of this bitch to type: "I've never lost it like that or caused a scene in public in my entire life" She's detailed scenes of her stomping around the doors of medical offices screaming at the nurses inside (after being locked out for her insane behavior). Wasn't there also something about her literally screaming in her apartment courtyard because some friend wouldn't come over and hold her hand?

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She has to live in shit piles, people. Obscene overflowing shit piles EVERYWHERE.

Her poor fucking therapist. How has she not dropped her too?
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She's on injections that she admits prevent the migraine pain, but she's also on Percocet...for what? I was wondering if she had narcotic itching in that prior "so itchy!!!" post, and wah-lah: Percocet (opioid).

She's "out of" of both Percocet and "anti-anxiety meds", meaning she's taking them at a faster rate than prescribed and she's way too early to get refills (legally). She types about "I'll only rebound with any more medication because I'm maxed". She's admitting she's been overmedicating herself for her headaches. Junkie!

 

[Maxie]

it takes a whole fucking lot of disgusting behaviour to be dropped by your uhh doctor. and she managed it and posted it on facebook nonetheless.

how abusive did she have to be?
also "unreasonable demands" im really wondering what those where.

Not just post her shit online but still claim to be the victim none the less. You know when you get kicked out by one doc in a large system like OSU you end up with a big red flag for every other doc to see in the same system.

Any clue what her IG handle is? We know she used it at one point.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

This Laura is freaking insane. It's like a mashup of House and a personality disorder. She even tagged Cushings. Like, wtf? She never had it.

 

[Snack Cracker]

I’ve been neglecting some questions people have asked here:
Laura is in her early 30’s
She gets little to no engagement on her posts, and none when she posts crazy shit.
I’ve heard her talk about her sister and her dad and her dad seems to be an enabler but apparently her mom died.
And not Laura died, actually died.
And she does have an IG

Laura’s love/hate relationship with ER’s. She needs a punch card at this point. Any medical kiwis who deal with people like this- I’m so sorry.

I want them to cut off her Medicaid so badly

And for those who asked about narcotics and benzodiazepines- you win because she has her own little pharmacy and LOVES her pills

And sister seems to be a Munchie too because sweet fuck

And some bonus sick selfies

 

[JackDonaghysSecretLover]

Let’s start this post with something fun- the letter from Dr K saying he’s officially done with her bullshit. I remember laughing so hard when she posted this
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Laura is displeased that her reserved room at the ER is already taken
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“I don’t have a degree but I have a PhD in political science.
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Laura is a Karen as if she needed to be more unlikeable
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Her poor fucking therapist. How has she not dropped her too?
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Laura is a raging bitch to everyone around her
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A glimpse of Laura when she was semi functioning
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This is so transparent lol
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Laura has fucked her life up so much. She had multiple doors open to her.
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i love this bitch. What an absolute psycho, losing it on every and anyone and then wondering why no one wants to deal with her.

I have a pet munchies who is exactly like this; not enough milk to bother posting but she's just a shitshow of anger, narcissism, and fake ailments.

Edit because my question was answered as I was writing this..

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

OMG she lives in Westerville, OH. Only in a place as white, well-kept, and domesticated as Westerville could a bitch like this exist - because she’s white and the people are so freaking polite.

Westerville was known as the Dry Capitol of the America because there was no booze sold there until...2007!!!! (Historians point to the temperance/prohibition movement being born and bred in Westerville)

They are serious, polite, SOBER, upper-middle class, Church going, upstanding citizens. It is as WASPy as you can still get in the USA. Every light post/street lights has ginormous, perfectly flowering plants hanging on it during the summer and they must spend $10 million to decorate every city owned object for Christmas. The HOAs keep the grass exactly 3 inches high, homes maintained immaculately and garbage is whisked away before dawn to not offend the eyes

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PL but I have family in Westerville and the town is like a freaking 1950’s TV set it’s so well groomed, tidy and upperclass. Some years ago non-American friends of mine stayed in Westerville with me and they were awestruck by the absolute unreality of the town. It was just like the America they saw in TV commercials. The Truman Show could have been filmed there without changing a thing.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Westerville still has the “Anti-Saloon League” museum in the library, and can confirm about the rest. At one point they were debating on putting a basketball court in somewhere in shiny white Westerville, and the residents yelled until it was turned down because it would no shit, “bring in and cause more crime”.

It is absolutely Leave it to Beaver land and god help the “poor” kids in Westerville.

 

[RacerDee]

My favorite part was when she wondered why her liver and oxygen and blood pressure were messed up while misusing benzos and narcotics. Common sense, baby girl.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Westerville still has the “Anti-Saloon League” museum in the library, and can confirm about the rest. At one point they were debating on putting a basketball court in somewhere in shiny white Westerville, and the residents yelled until it was turned down because it would no shit, “bring in and cause more crime”.

It is absolutely Leave it to Beaver land and god help the “poor” kids in Westerville.

It makes all her BLM FB posting extra hilarious since she lives in lilly whitest town in the universe. She needs to move to the East side of Columbus. I think two years in Franklinton might cure her of her chronic-Karenhood.

 

[vlcsr]

I genuinely wonder what Laura’s therapist is telling her because I’m certain it’s not what she’s hearing.