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She definitely seems to have come into her own. There are photos of her with what I assume is her boyfriend. Social media posts, scant as they may be, are all positive. Just comparing her photos then and now shows a pretty sharp contrast. Some tractors have reported sending a random message here and there. My understanding is that she simply stated that the Penne Era is gone, and she doesn't want to discuss it.

Good - enjoy your life, Panda. You dodged a relationship that would have horribly colored future ones.


I'm very surprised he hasn't had any migraines because of this. I have a small prescrtion for eyeglasses (-0.5). Going a longer stretch of time without them can sometimes necessitate having Imitex on deck.


I'll hazard a guess and say it's some other online girl. By his own admission, he was obsessing over a girl in high school. Another instance - Philbert purportedly kept messaging PandaLee back in the day until she went out with him. I have no idea if it was duress or coercion that drove that decision, but hell, who knows how to handle that shit at Age 17?


He had a rant the other day. First, he alludes to DMCA strikes against KF - laugh heartily at this. Then came the 'morality' crap: "...there are some sites that obssessively troll people to the point that those people are negatively affected". Then the boomer comes out as he explains what "trolling" is then and now. Now listen, folks, trolling used to be making fun of someone over a few posts. His example: someone on SRK posted about having a "cockout". The misspelling would lead to a troll over a few posts until it dies down. Now, though, it's targeted harrassment and attempts to absolutely destroy his life.

No, you Fetal Alcochol Syndrome head, you do a fine job of that yourself.


I've always been amazed that he refuses to give the proper nod for this. We're sociopathic sickos, though. I don't think 'sociopath' means what he thinks it means. It's just a scary word to keep fear over the cult. Jesus wept....


(Trigger warning: autistice response to a quoted short post. It matters, though)

Congratulations on getting past that. I had surgery way back in 2007. It led to a dependence, lots of money wasted and much more lost. I've got a little under 13 years of clean time from opioids and benzos. The struggle and efforts are hard as hell sometimes. Shout out to you for that, and I hope life keeps giving both of us that strength. Aoligies for the feels. This is just something for which I'm passionate.

Since 2000, over 700,000 Americans have died either directly or in part to opiods. That shit is a form of population control based solely off of attrition - a plauge. Sidebar: Dream Land written by Sam Quinones is an amazing account of this. From the Mexican heroin trade in the 90s to the strongarming of Purdue Pharma. I volunteer with a secular 12-step home group in my area (Eastern Appalachia).

To anyone suffering in silence with this, keep pushing. There is hope and way out.
That dude is her gay roommate. No joke. She lives with a gay dude.
 
I think Phil had a dumb cope rant about his OTHER sad dick tug video because he either:

1. Forgot about it since everyone usually makes fun of the other incident

2 wasn't reading the farms back in the BSV/Bryan Dunn era.


Because it's definitely been talked about before in the thread 5k+ pages ago and by SOK/etc.

I'm leaning towards 2. That being said, I know for a fact there's two 'incidents' for Phil but I can't remember if this is the second one when people talk about him masturbating in front of children. So potentially there's a THIRD time if people aren't counting this hilarious one.

Truly any woman seduced by such a display is a catch. I wonder if he sent this clip to Kat he loved reusing things
 
Thank you for keeping religion out of it.
Doug Stanhope talked about god-based 12 step programs on his special "Before Turning The Gun On Himself" and it sounds like fucking gay conversion camps.
Also includes Drew Pinsky bashing - linked here.
No worries. When I started Narcotics Anonymous in 2009 (of my own volition), I did not like the implications of a higher power. That is ridiculous. Too many people put in the work to overcome the odds, then they 'give it up to god'. They should take full personal pride in those accomplishments so that they know thay have the tenacity to beat their addiction.

My ladyfriend and I are researching the logistics of opening a secular 12-step center nearby. I'm in West Virginia a good bit of the time, and my forebears are from the western side of that state. Those towns look like a disease wiped out everyone. It's the most haunting thing I have ever seen, full stop.

I will check out that Doug Stanhope piece. Thank you for what you said here.
 
Using images of his hands on know items such as controllers , we could infact do an in depth study in to the length and girth of DSP's penise

But I don't want to waste my time on small matters

And that's quite gay
DSP should just post a dick pic to show that he is packing a monster to debunk the dick vid and own all the trolls
 
Has anyone cross-referenced DSP rubbing his flaccid penis through sweatpants with his whisking technique yet?
(Timestamped at 9:39)
I mean...
does this motherfucker not know how to whisk?

ah yes metal spatula on teflon, im sure he got flake for that and played it off like people are hysterical and dont know wtf theyre talking about and probably is using a rubber spatula next time you see him and teflon. i fucking guarantee it
 
No worries. When I started Narcotics Anonymous in 2009 (of my own volition), I did not like the implications of a higher power. That is ridiculous. Too many people put in the work to overcome the odds, then they 'give it up to god'. They should take full personal pride in those accomplishments so that they know thay have the tenacity to beat their addiction.

My ladyfriend and I are researching the logistics of opening a secular 12-step center nearby. I'm in West Virginia a good bit of the time, and my forebears are from the western side of that state. Those towns look like a disease wiped out everyone. It's the most haunting thing I have ever seen, full stop.

I will check out that Doug Stanhope piece. Thank you for what you said here.
If you have any taste for dark humor, definitely check him out. He's a legend. I've listened to all his specials several times.
 
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does this motherfucker not know
No

Its a testament to modern society that somebody like Phil manages to survive without having actually learned a single vital skill to self-sustainment that can't be carried out by making a machine do it instead, things that legitimately mentally handicaped people are fully capable of learning.

Like fucking whisking eggs.

If the apocalypse were to come tomorrow and power to his house was lost indefinitely, Phil would be dead within a week.
 
No mention of only 34% positivity tonight?? Is that behind the scenes khantributions I smell? Fucking scumbag

I believe he will get some big tips today. I think OiC or some other cuck cheered, or tipped and said something like tomorrow will be better. Could be nothing, but with his wheelchairs you never know.
 
DSP should just post a dick pic to show that he is packing a monster to debunk the dick vid and own all the trolls
I found it already 357.jpg
I bet he blew this endorsement deal early on.
 
His complete lack of taste when it comes to food is one of his most annoying (yet most inconsequential) qualities. Doing DSP Tries Its of fucking fast food restaurants latest slop while he talks about "notes of spice" and "hints of cheese" like he's sampling a Michelin restaurants menu. Every time he talks about food it's about fast food. He has a toddler's palette.
"Ah yes note the slight hint of feces you can taste from McDonalds new delicacy on offer Le Crispy Chicken Sandwiché (added é so you know its exotic and foreign thus more expensive so it must be kwahlity). Its almost as if you can taste the chickens own fecal matter hes been festering in because he cannot walk or move in his dusty dank cage! Let me next sample this 2021 Coca-Colá" *swishes around soda*

Verdict: 3.5/5 MIXED BAG!
 
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