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[mr.moon1488]

The perpetually offended.

Lol I mean if you mean what I think you mean you should try Judaism, but seriously. What's really "offending you?"

 

[N A R U]

What is your thoughts on various religions? Have you found any sort of spiritualism in any?

Definitely the oppression of women in islam. That's very spiritual. I mean can you imagine a highway free of women drivers? Literal heaven.

Lol I mean if you mean what I think you mean you should try Judaism, but seriously. What's really "offending you?"

Good question. I'm still trying to figure out why everyone seems to think I'm upset myself.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Good question. I'm still trying to figure out why everyone seems to think I'm upset myself.

You literally just said you were "the perpetually offended." That might be part of it.

 

[The Fool]

Definitely the oppression of women in islam. That's very spiritual. I mean can you imagine a highway free of women drivers? Literal heaven.

I agree, we all hate women here.

Good question. I'm still trying to figure out why everyone seems to think I'm upset myself.

Nobody thinks you're upset. But we're really concerned you think this is an argument when it's much more like an interview, or even an intervention. But it can be an interview if you want it to be. But you're not doing anything to steer the discussion to that.

Now how about those hobbies?

 

[N A R U]

I agree, we all hate women here.


Nobody thinks you're upset. But we're really concerned you think this is an argument when it's much more like an interview, or even an intervention. But it can be an interview if you want it to be. But you're not doing anything to steer the discussion to that.

Now how about those hobbies?

Shitposting is definitely one of them.

You literally just said you were "the perpetually offended." That might be part of it.

Yeah but I'm still wondering what it is I'm offended over.

 

[Applejack is Best Pony]

I agree, we all hate women here.


Nobody thinks you're upset. But we're really concerned you think this is an argument when it's much more like an interview, or even an intervention. But it can be an interview if you want it to be. But you're not doing anything to steer the discussion to that.

Now how about those hobbies?

 

[N A R U]

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BTFO

 

[The Fool]

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The best part of a cow is when they reject your own advice.

 

[N A R U]

The best part of a cow is when they reject your own advice.

Oh, oh it's my turn to be a grammar nazi

 

[mr.moon1488]

The best part of a cow is when they reject your own advice.

It's ultimately what separates a cow from a person in a dark place.

 

[The Fool]

Oh, oh it's my turn to be a grammar nazi

That's not really a hobby.

 

[N A R U]

That's not really a hobby.

Neither is being a cow that can't take your own advice, but that's not stopping you from taking pride in it.

 

[The Fool]

Neither is being a cow that can't take your own advice, but that's not stopping you from taking pride in it.

My, you're very adamant about not talking about yourself. What are you so afraid of? Is it shame? Self-loathing? Existential dread? Were you abused or neglected as a child?

 

[LoverofPi]

My, you're very adamant about not talking about yourself. What are you so afraid of? Is it shame? Self-loathing? Existential dread? Were you abused or neglected as a child?

Inherent lack of substance. Nothing to talk about.

 

[The Fool]

Inherent lack of substance. Nothing to talk about.

That's also a possibility. He's so utterly boring that there is nothing to talk about. He has to have arguments like a twitter user has to talk about Harry Potter.

 

[0 0]

I missed the part where I asked to be uploaded to kiwi farms to be ridiculed behind my back. Drop the moral preening hypocrisy if you want to be taken seriously.

You submit yourself to the public, hence you are discussed by the public. The logic is straightforward. At worst, it is a moral gray. The people giving you advice is doing so out of pity, not sanctimony.

Your complaints of being insulted are also not genuine when you do the same. It is clear you are using it as an excuse to continue to deflect, which is also clearly your go-to response. It is, however, an excellent way of continuing to perpetuate this, which I do applaud.

 

[N A R U]

My, you're very adamant about not talking about yourself. What are you so afraid of? Is it shame? Self-loathing? Existential dread? Were you abused or neglected as a child?

When the best scorching remark you can bring to bare still pales in comparison to the WMD (Words of Mass Defamation) Naru can fashion from your own arsenal

I think it's time a certain cow took his own advice and booked a month off to preserve his mental health.

 

[0 0]

When the best scorching remark you can bring to bare still pales in comparison to the WMD (Words of Mass Defamation) Naru can fashion from your own arsenal

I think it's time a certain cow took his own advice and booked a month off to preserve his mental health.

Running away is an admission of defeat.

 

[Pinball 2000]

So Naru claimed he was physically disabled a couple pages back.

If that's indeed true (and not something he made up for sympathy), I'm not sure how that entitles you to run around screaming DEBATE ME at everyone on unrelated news articles on Steam's comment system, but that's just me.

 

[LoverofPi]

When the best scorching remark you can bring to bare still pales in comparison to the WMD (Words of Mass Defamation) Naru can fashion from your own arsenal

You are being hit with the equivalent of our super soakers right now, Kid.

You're not the badass antagonist in this scene. You're not even in this scene. You're the kid in the slice of life three anime over wearing an eyepatch, grabbing your hand and talking about the dark power that controls you. You're the chuuni.

I think it's time a certain cow took his own advice and booked a month off to preserve his mental health.

So you're admitting you're leaving for your mental health but still want to pretend you're winning? No one is going to buy that. Not even you.

Is anyone else getting the feeling he's been saving these clips for just the right moment? Like he's indexed them and rehearsed the arguments he's going to have when he finally gets to whip them out as the most epic burns ever and totally own someone? Because I think that's kind of his end goal. That's how he feels "creative" and gets his satisfaction. And that's honestly just sad.