Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Loris Yeltsin]

I agree ... kinda
But then i zoomed in on her dirty Fingernails and noticed all the cat hair on her shirt , it ruined the tiny little praise i had for her .

I get it, though speaking of fingers, I was mesmerized by the way her fat makes it look like her grubby little maggot feelers are bending outwards.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

So....back alley doctor it is?

We're gonna need a bigger alley.

 

[Puta Bruja]

I like how much she is pretending to drink that water yet the glass remains full.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

I’m being nice today so.. I liked the pie dish!

(And yeah, kudos to Chinny for at least making the effort. I won’t watch it but I appreciate anything that isn’t a live).

 

[toot toot]

Nitpicking observation, but i just find it so astounding that neither her or peetz are able to use a fork and knife without gripping it like a toddler?

 

[The Queen of Autists]

As if her life isn't already Lynchian enough.

She actually cleaned up real nice for this video. I wouldn't believe it was the same disgusting farting trash fucking filth ridden gorl we all know if I were a new viewer. I enjoyed the cooking and she put a lot of effort into the video. Iogged the fuck off after twenty minutes cause it got to be droning on but I'm actually quite shocked. I would take this bitch out on a second date. Then I would discover the fupa boil and farting on the third and her wig would fall off and I would run for my life from her greedy doughboy clutching hands as she chased me some down the street saying shhhh I said shhhh have a beautie bite. Then I would never online date again.

 

[draculasestateagent]

Chantal trying to be seductive and sexy in her intro but gasping for breath every syllable.

 

[HamFan]

That food looked nasty. What did she do to that poor meat? I guess she followed a recipe, but she seared, baked, then simmered it? Pick two at most of those methods. Even with a tougher cut of meat, that was too much (and she acknowledged that it was over cooked). The part where she simmers (really, boils) the "steaks" in the marinade made my stomach turn... the pool of grease along the edge of the pan... And of course all the cheese melted out, after cooking it thrice.
The recipes looked good, the dish has potential. But what Chantal did to it? Nah.

 

[Hankypanko]

The cooking part was kind of entertaining, insomuch as it was fascinating to see a theoretically nice meal cooked so poorly. Dry steak swimming in cheese oil, limp asparagus and soggy breadcrumbs, ersatz colcannon made of salt and stodge. Bless her for attempting to dress it nicely. It still looked like slopped on shit but at least she gave it an old college try.

Can't forgive that pie crust though. Filthy.

 

[Madam Spergwell]

This Twin Peaks video is the most work I've ever seen her do. Is something wrong with her? Maybe the coagulated gravy that is her blood finally clogged an artery and caused a stroke, changing her personality for the better.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Finally!!!

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[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

Her pie looks so bad. Pie crust is so easy to make, I don't understand why hers has so much sugar in the crust itself, fat fuck

 

[Why indeed]

She actually cleaned up real nice for this video.

She looked like she had just finished rolling around on the floor....surely she has at least one lint roller

 

[Montage]

Its like putting lipstick on a pig and watching them do an old trick.

 

[Chantal’s Toe Cleavage]

thought this was a shot she showed us of how well her FUPA had healed

Ahh yes, those ‘meats’ were very fupa-like.
Frivolous me thought that it could be the result of an intense therapy exercise undertaken by Chinny, wherein she was asked by her Quack to mould her feelings free-form in plasticine.
Maybe it represents the bizarre interplay betwixt her and the haydurs?

Or does it just suggest her fupa reality?

The pie crust isn't meant to be crunchy. She only ate half of it- and she only ate half of the meat, which was tough, overcooked and dry looking.

The odd jump cut when she first sawed like a cellist through the delicate beef morsel, suggests she had to chew a long time to get the damn thing swallowed or she spat it out (doubtful)!

The pie crust did have that secret little something added to it as well when she rolled out the dough on the cat-shit cured counter top.

Look at her being human”. as if before she was some love craft horror.

Cthulhu? Chantulhu?

 

[Chomp Shh I Said Shh]

What is wrong with you people?

“so much effort!”

“that meal looked good!”

The lack of hygiene in this home is enough for me to take a hard pass. That aside, anyone who spends this much time obsessing over food, yet doesn’t have a full set of measuring cups and doles out pie with a dollar store spatula, is a completely worthless human.

Chantal sits at home all day, watching YouTube and buying shit on Amazon. She could use her two most favorite activities and easily put together a high quality kitchen set up, and watch a huge range cooking tutorials. We live in an age where every hobby is extremely accessible.

But this fat fuck won’t even buy measuring cups. She makes me hate humanity.

 

[Please Fill In Ths Field]

TBH I think it might be optimistic to think she still climbs the stairs and isn't sleeping on the couch. Or at least any pictures taken upstairs aren't performative to prove she's still going up and down regularly. How many times did she wear that green shirt in lives before changing?

Was beginning to suspect this routine as well, as there has been numerous shots of discarded clothing festooned around the main floor, and even her cluttered counters (the bra sighting) which seem to pass the sniff-test even though resident felines have probably pissed and puked upon them.

Everything is fuzzy - not in a good way - with cat hair and kitchen crumbs, and she speaks so casually about shite in the litterbox not being scooped "on time" which must be eye-wateringly wonderful for dining ambience at the Luxury Villa.

On The Twin Peaks Video: She absolutely murdered that meat; it looked and probably chewed like shoe-leather. She's a culinary criminal. And I noticed that after she demolished most of the potato/bacon/onion mess, she set the plate aside (on the garbage bin?) in favour of the ICONIC cherry sugar bomb of a pie. Even there, she royally fucked it up, burning it to hell and back.

Oh well, after she dramatically rips off her wig at the end of the video, I daresay she scraped the rest of the cherry filling into her maw, stripped off her fuzzy clothing and lumbered buck-naked, fupa swinging, into the livingroom to order a pizza.

I'm wondering what she has planned for the rest of that lovely roast... a crucifixion perhaps?

 

[Occipital Fupa]

I'm amazed at the comments this morning regarding Chantal's latest video. Imagine cooking a meal is the ultimate effort someone can do to be praised and congratulated. May I remind everyone : moms all over the world do that 3 times a day for their family. And it's not covered in cat hair and c-diff.

This Twin Peaks video is the most work I've ever seen her do. Is something wrong with her? Maybe the coagulated gravy that is her blood finally clogged an artery and caused a stroke, changing her personality for the better.

There's probably a similar expression in english but I simply don't know it : le chant du cygne.

Spoiler

Apparently it's the same in english : the swan song.

The swan song is a metaphorical phrase for a final gesture, effort, or performance given just before death or retirement. The phrase refers to an ancient belief that swans sing a beautiful song just before their death since they have been silent for most of their lifetime.

Is Chantal making a last effort before going to the great Arby's in the sky? Let's wait and see.

 

[Buttsoup420]

I'm amazed at the comments this morning regarding Chantal's latest video. Imagine cooking a meal is the ultimate effort someone can do to be praised and congratulated. May I remind everyone : moms all over the world do that 3 times a day for their family. And it's not covered in cat hair and c-diff.

I think most people are just surprised that she put in effort for once and this dumb time warp video actually happened. It's an improvement from ordering takeout, but I really don't think anyone is awe struck by this. She will probably go back to the same dumb shit she always does, but people are allowed to acknowledge improvement, whatever that improvement may be.

Nobody is surprised when a mom serves their kids a meal because their kids well being is what drives them to do that. Chantal really has nothing to drive her (especially now since she thinks the WLS will actually happen and solve all her issues). She doesn't even have a hobby that isn't food. She truly lives a sad life. Her getting off her ass and actually putting in the minimum amount of effort is going to look amazing compared to what we are used to seeing.

Also plenty of moms serve up cat hair to their kids.

 

[RandomLurker]

It appears her video is demonitized. Nice job, Chantard, twin peaks claimed your video.