US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

That was Pelosi. She didn't wanna give Orange Man a win.

You can lie if you want but she backed it for months and openly advocated for it, well Mitch railed against it and threatened his own party. She was literally begging the republicans to pass it and they went against it.
Republicans had the majority, it's on MItch in the case i'm referring to. I don't like Pelosi but this attempt to slander her basic positions is really autistic and not gonna work.

 

[gaystoner]

Joe Biden has shifted his stance from 'pushing China to be number 1' per the TownHall to

"I wont let America fall to China" XD XD XD Hysterical

 

[God of Nothing]

Am I overreacting if I say I find this press briefing horrifying?

Smile and laugh at the demented old man.
remember, he's far from innocent

 

[Dark Edea]

@Bean Cheese stop you are making me hungry.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Am I overreacting if I say I find this press briefing horrifying?

Massively, I hope you can get your Biden Derangement Syndrome fixed. Many such cases!

 

[draggs]

So how did the staged press conference with Joe reading off paper that had both the questions and answers on it go? Is it still ongoing?

 

[a terminal posture]

He killed this. So Presidential.

 

[Sithis]

So how did the staged press conference with Joe reading off paper that had both the questions and answers on it go? Is it still ongoing?

Still dragging on but he's losing steam and going off script. The real question is when his handlers will realize it and shut it down.

btw lol he's talking about all the people who still have lead pipes in their homes for water. So I guess he's gonna advocate for people to let government remodel their homes, wcgw

 

[gaystoner]

So how did the staged press conference with Joe reading off paper that had both the questions and answers on it go? Is it still ongoing?

he literally directly avoids the question but he has switched stances on China seemingly in the last few weeks from 'China will be number 1 but we will check them' to 'We will not lose to China' ...which rhetoric wise gives me a nugget of Hope.

He also didn't elaborate on 'gun control' measures hes going to push as executive because 'Timing'.

Overall it sounds like he still thinks he is in campaign/debate mode not Commander in Chief

 

[Without A Gout]

Biden really needs to shut up, for the sake of the country's reputation.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Am I overreacting if I say I find this press briefing horrifying?

You're watching a literal puppet "leader" do what textbook puppets do, it's more fascinating than anything.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

So Presidential.

...he's the President. I don't think it'd be possible for him to not be presidential outside of resigning.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

...he's the President. I don't think it'd be possible for him to not be presidential outside of resigning.

Spending 4 years getting upcummies on Twitter instead of building the fucking WALL is pretty unpresidential if I may say

 

[Standardized Profile]

It's still going. Biden's old man voice is making me sad because it reminds me of my grandfather's last years. Joe's voice hasn't developed the quaver yet, but it's coming soon. He's got that kind of slack-jawed look, too.

He just walked away from the podium to hear a reporter more clearly (I guess?), then started talking as he was walking back to the podium. Sad.

Watching Crowder's stream because his funnier cohost is there and occasionally jumps in to save his boss.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

If we were to apply basic human cognitive health patterns, literally everyone before Biden was capable of making decisions on their own accord, he's a puppet by nature of dying from old age with advanced dementia. Not even a president due to lacking a functional qualifier.

 

[Without A Gout]

It's finally over. It was two hours too long.

 

[Papa Pinochet]

There is something truly poetic about Biden being used as a puppet in his dementia riddled state, after using his dead family members corpses (From the car crash) for political pity points since 1972... What can I say Joey, if you live by the sword, you must be prepared to die by it too... In Old School RuneScape.

 

[Banditotron]

I'm going to write down spicy spoonerisms and odd things because those are my favorite part of politics:

He says he doesn't want to go the border so the "secret service doesn't get in the way?" What?

"This makes jim crow look like jim eagle!"

"Republican voters agree with what I'm doing!"

"I don't know where you guys come from man I've never been able to travel I don't think 3, 4 years ahead in the future. I dont think there'll be a republican party. I've become a great respector of fate in my life. I want to change the paradigm."

"I've been uniting the country! ...based on the polling data."

"I talked to the China experts"

"No American president ever backed down except one about what was happening to the uighurs " :thunk:

"The next major initiative is to rebuild the infrastructure both phsyical and technological in the country so we can get good paying jobs" - biden's answer to someone asking about gun control????

"We rank 13th globally in infrastructure. *paper folding noises* i just find it frustrating... last point ill make about infrastructure... sorry about that. *talks about infrastructure for 5 more minutes*" - biden inexplicably continuing to talk about infrastructure in response to a gun control question.

"Like a credit card. What's your dog's name? I'm being facetious like that. There's harder ways to make certain of that like DNA testing" - biden on reuniting illegal immigrants with their children

"70% of kids down there are 16 year old boys or older boys... it isn't 7 year olds crying" - hardcore Joe

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Ok those are the weird things he said. I like "Jim Eagle" the best.

 

[a terminal posture]

Biden is doing really well. Slam dunk for him. It is not only his command of the facts, but the charm with which he is delivering his points. So refreshing after four year of Drumpf. Major get.

 

[anti SJW]

Its over, he is being feed treats and being told what a good dog he is.