Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

I can't (well, I can) believe that Chantal was so surprised at how something as simple mashed potatoes mixed with green onions and bacon or asparagus with some lemon and breadcrumbs added could taste. These things are pretty basic. You can get them as a side at any good restaurant. But I guess that's what happens when you make meatloaf that makes you sick and tomato sauce you burn in the oven.

Chinny, just think how much better they would taste when made by someone who can actually cook!
 
It appears her video is demonitized. Nice job, Chantard, twin peaks claimed your video.

It looks to be that way for me too. I’m not getting any ads at all when I turn my ad blocker off.

That’s hilarious. The one video she has constantly delayed because it required the most minimal of effort, and it’s demonetised in a matter of hours....
 
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She's put in the same amount of effort in cooking before (didn't she make dinner, sides, and dessert for her Titanic video?), but no one here was rushing to pat her ass then. Just shows how badly she's deteriorated in the last 6 months where bothering to cook at all is now an achievement.
 
Lynchian
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I dunno, I think she certainly channeled Lynch in this one, just maybe not in the way she intended.
 
I can tell you this much: I'm very grateful that Chantal sped up the Twin Peaks video, or at least the cooking bits. I don't think I would've been able to handle her nasal voiceover at the normal speed.
Amazingly enough, she sounds fat and looks absolutely ENORMOUS in this video. Shit, her everyday filters must be set to 'skinny legend'.

I don't entirely hate the video, but I'm a bit surprised that so many people give her brownie points for effort.
I'm mainly seeing a lazy slob cutting corners. That damn pie crust looks like something a five-year-old would've made. But I guess that's what happens when you're too lazy to stand up and use a knife like an adult.

She could've done much better with this idea, but, as always, the editing is piss poor, with cuts all over the place.
Even at the beginning she jumped from meat to pie without warning, like she hadn't really thought it through (shocker!). But then again, the narrative is secondary to the fact that she stuffs her face better than a competitive eater, so maybe this is a win?

There definitely is one highlight, though - one of her favourite tricks that almost made watching this feel like time well spent.

She wouldn't be herself if she didn't attack the baking dish before finishing her own piece. And that's the greedy beast we all love. :smug:
 
I'm amazed at the comments this morning regarding Chantal's latest video. Imagine cooking a meal is the ultimate effort someone can do to be praised and congratulated. May I remind everyone : moms all over the world do that 3 times a day for their family.
Come on, now. I think it's a given that whenever someone "praises" Chantal for anything, it's strictly within the standards and expectations set by her. This video really was high effort for a person who takes literal weeks to clean up a single room and who can't even be bothered to maintain a regular shower schedule.
 
Come on, now. I think it's a given that whenever someone "praises" Chantal for anything, it's strictly within the standards and expectations set by her. This video really was high effort for a person who takes literal weeks to clean up a single room and who can't even be bothered to maintain a regular shower schedule.
Exactly. The bar for Chantal is somewhere in middle earth.
 
Relax guiissse, it is her birthday WEEK and she is allowed to eat whatever she wants. Everyone is allowed to eat whatever they want on their birthday WEEK.

It is a uniquely Cuntal thing to have a Birthday week. Most people go out to eat at their favorite restaurant or go somewhere special for their birthday, but they don't spend an entire week eating a trough load of food and excusing it as celebrating their birthday. She's now inventing personal holidays to excuse her poor health and eating habits. Delusional.
 
She's SO RETARDED when it comes to - well, everything, but especially cooking.
Here is the recipe (the e-book is on Hoopla for my fellow library fans), and nowhere in the instructions does it say to boil the fucking meat in the marinade. Her brain is something else.

(edit (to keep on one post) So, looking through this cookbook, it is shocking to me that she didn't do a full day of eating or create a series of Twin Peaks recipes. There is so much she could do, and it would be a lot of fun. There are even some healthier dishes. Hell, she could create healthier versions of the Twin Peaks recipes. She could do something with her channel if she only had a teeny, tiny bit of ambition and follow through.

Another edit - didn't she say she spent like $200 on props for this video? Can someone explain where that money went? I see a cookbook and a pie plate.

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This angle/filter combo makes it look like her chins combined their powers to form Megachin.

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But yeah, I'm with those who are just a little happy to see she put some effort into something. The end result is boring and ridiculous, but at least it's not another damn livestream spent sniffing and eating everything in sight interspersed with ratfaced HIIIIIIIIIII's.
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She's SO RETARDED when it comes to - well, everything, but especially cooking.
Here is the recipe (the e-book is on Hoopla for my fellow library fans), and nowhere in the instructions does it say to boil the fucking meat in the marinade. Her brain is something else.
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She also doesn't understand the difference between a frying pan and a stockpot. That's likely why it never reduced. I also don't understand stuffing the cheese in the meat before marinating though I see that's just because of a shitty recipe. I think she did it because she can't tell doneness in meat and she and Peetz like their beef well over cooked.
 
She went through all that "effort" only to get it demonetized because of her incompetence? I love it!

Edit: after some suspicion and a quick google, it turns out the pie crust is indeed meant to be a chevron pattern. What she managed was worse than the peetz abortion:1616696798931.png
 
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How well can you cook if you have to sit at the stove and reach up? It's like the episode of Family Guy where Peter and Quagmire were competing in a cooking show and Joe was helping Quagmire but he couldn't see over the counter. But Joe has an excuse, Chantal is just a pig.

I tried watching some of Alexisshook's reaction but the eating sounds were beyond disgusting. Such a sorry excuse for a life.
 
She went through all that "effort" only to get it demonetized because of her incompetence? I love it!

Edit: after some suspicion and a quick google, it turns out the pie crust is indeed meant to be a chevron pattern. What she managed was worse than the peetz abortion:View attachment 2028061
I think she was going for a Twin Peaks pattern and theme. Let's remember she couldn't cut brie into a coffin shape either.
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