I can tell you this much: I'm very grateful that Chantal sped up the Twin Peaks video, or at least the cooking bits. I don't think I would've been able to handle her nasal voiceover at the normal speed.
Amazingly enough, she
sounds fat and looks absolutely ENORMOUS in this video. Shit, her everyday filters must be set to 'skinny legend'.
I don't entirely hate the video, but I'm a bit surprised that so many people give her brownie points for effort.
I'm mainly seeing a lazy slob cutting corners. That damn pie crust looks like something a five-year-old would've made. But I guess that's what happens when you're too lazy to stand up and use a knife like an adult.
She could've done much better with this idea, but, as always, the editing is piss poor, with cuts all over the place.
Even at the beginning she jumped from meat to pie without warning, like she hadn't really thought it through (shocker!). But then again, the narrative is secondary to the fact that she stuffs her face better than a competitive eater, so maybe this is a win?
There definitely is one highlight, though - one of her favourite tricks that almost made watching this feel like time well spent.
She wouldn't be herself if she didn't attack the baking dish before finishing her own piece. And that's the greedy beast we all love.
