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Cant Pedo the Reddo said:
"Is this good content guys? Somebody please validate my shitty existence"

You can seriously write a PhD dissertation on this shit. 12 hours ago I knew nothing of these people, only vague notion of who baked alaska was. It's almost noon, I haven't slept, I just NEED more of this shit lol.

Is there like an encyclopedia dramatica type summary for all this? I need to get caught up. Is it always this good? Is a man drunkenly shitting in a dumpster in broad daylight begging for validation and then passing out in said dumpster the peak? Sorry , that shit is beyond words for me, I love it, and need more of it. I used to shit on my friends that liked Jersey Shore and Jerry Springer. But I get it now. And I hate myself for liking it, but I think you kind of have to do that.
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Baked's summer was almost a second coming of Ice. Mountains of content. Parts of the last RV trip was pretty good too. One of them got mugged while livestreaming his meth deal and the rest of the gang had to negotiate the return of his phone.

 
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LemmeSee said:
Baked's summer was almost a second coming of Ice. Mountains of content. Parts of the last RV trip was pretty good too. One of them got mugged while livestreaming his meth deal and the rest of the gang had to negotiate the return of his phone.

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Justanotherguy said:
I am pretty sure this is the encyclopedia and we're the writers. Cite your shit and archive.
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I had to go into the attic and dig through my books, but I found it. It's a collection of letters Hunter S. Thompson received and wrote between 68-76 (The Gonzo letters, Volume II), and there's a letter he wrote trying to justify his expenses fpr that whole Vegas thing that has a quote that resonates:

"But of course this is not a reasonable story. This is a tale of gross excess on many levels. And those details are hard to fake. There is no way to understand the public reaction to the sight of a Freak smashing a coconut with a hammer on the hood of a white Cadillac in a Safeway parking lot unless you actually do it... and I tell you it's tense. They don't like it at all. It rips their nerve-ends in a very extreme way.
"Like ordering two servings of "Crab Louey" in the Flamingo, then sending it back, uneaten, but covered with broken light-bulbs. With cigarettes put out in the sauce, and the crabmeat floating in spilled gin... with maybe a condom full of Coca-Cola on the tray."
Hunter S. Thompson Fear and Loathing in America pg. 383

Replace coconut with Alice and hammer with rock, and this shit could have been written yesterday (letter was dated May 9, 1971 lol). Is this the evolution of gonzo journalism? Gonzo White-Trashism?
 
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LemmeSee said:
Baked's summer was almost a second coming of Ice. Mountains of content. Parts of the last RV trip was pretty good too. One of them got mugged while livestreaming his meth deal and the rest of the gang had to negotiate the return of his phone.

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I miss Baked’s presence in the IP2 clown show. Between catching Covid, fucking Alice, getting arrested, and streaming himself storming the capitol, he basically did more for the content gods than pretty much all the other subhumans combined with the possible exception of onlyusemeblade. His alcoholism is as unparalleled as the COD skills that are his namesake. These people are a Circus Maximus of retardation and I’m relishing every minute.
 
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Cydonia said:
When did he fall off the wagon? Was it the RV6 when he ran off with some chick to smoke meth or even earlier?

This video is a pretty depressing watch in the context of present day though. You have a guy who seems to have gotten over his addiction and is ready to turn his life around. Then flash-forward to now and Andrew is smoking meth and completely blotto in the middle of the day, throwing up chunks in a public place, taking a massive shit in a dumpster and then passing out in the said dumpster. The way he has been spiraling, I have him next in the IP2's imminent-demise list right before Attila-JR's murder-suicide.
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Andrew was a certified drug counselor making extremely good money. He did the similar thing brandon Novak from CKY an MTV jackass did. He would find addicts,recruit them an get a huge insurance kickback if the individual had insurance. From my understanding something happened and he lost his job doing that an went straight downhill. Theres videos of him roaming the streets drunk finding thrown out food in dumpsters after a restaurant closes an just going to town on dumpster buffet leftovers. He r really has no shame. Hes said some really dark stuff too about how he wishes he died an not other persons he knew in passing. He said the counselor job took a toll on him also,due to not having a solution for every problem an addict faces. His story is actually interesting but sad.
 
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Crankenstein said:
I see your point, but allow me to present another. Who cares? She has no value beyond having the ability to run a register or remember where bandages and dog food are located.
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You're right, except for the part where that insipid, worthless cunt knows anything about how to feed a dog.

Makes me mad at the porn whore for not swinging it home with that handful of backlot.
 
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Cydonia said:
I would suggest reading the Baked Alaska's thread from this post onwards. The events of RV6 were really a precursor to this thread and the Sammy stuff is just hilarious. Especially the incredibly awkward YOBA vs. Hockey Simp stream:
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Ok, so I've only watched this video so far, I have a long and strange rabbit hole to go down yet...

1. Did this dumb bitch really just ask this dude if he "plays Endor hockey? Like Star Wars?" I mean, points for knowing Endor, but WTF? lol

2. That call from her poor father was heartbreaking, he was so worried about his little baby girl, and she's so oblivious to the train wreck she's becoming. Break my fucking heart, real shit.

3. How the fuck can anybody follow that chat? Am I supposed to be able to? I never got into streaming, the only streamers I know of are ones my buddy trolls.

4. So this dude has been friend zoned by this chick for 7 years, and then drove 15 hours just to get badgered by chat, basically cucked by baked and then drunkenly speeds off to drive 15 hours home with blue balls? Fuck man, will simps ever learn?

Has chat ever asked Sami if she remembers how old she was when she was first molested? Because I listened to enough LoveLine and Howard Stern back in the day to know that that little girl baby doll voice is a DEAD GIVE AWAY to somebody was molested when they were younger. Is that of limits even for chat? Like I said, my journey into this trainwreck these people call their lives is just beginning, but I feel like that could really break her.

Also, where's the death pool? If anybody ever needed one, its these people. And is a murder suicide like a parlay or is that like its own separate bet?
 
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McFrosty said:
Andrew was a certified drug counselor making extremely good money. He did the similar thing brandon Novak from CKY an MTV jackass did. He would find addicts,recruit them an get a huge insurance kickback if the individual had insurance. From my understanding something happened and he lost his job doing that an went straight downhill. Theres videos of him roaming the streets drunk finding thrown out food in dumpsters after a restaurant closes an just going to town on dumpster buffet leftovers. He r really has no shame. Hes said some really dark stuff too about how he wishes he died an not other persons he knew in passing. He said the counselor job took a toll on him also,due to not having a solution for every problem an addict faces. His story is actually interesting but sad.
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God speed to him and only him then

I hope he quits i2p and finds help & peace
 
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The test of first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.

everyone in IP2 has no ability to do this, they lack the ability to hold conversations with themselves to work out the best outcome...

they basically turn to drugs because they cannot compute too much information.
 
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Denmark Mafia said:
Smooth Sanchez returns to streaming in NY after a few weeks of absence and things spiral out of control completely. Content Spray makes an apperance.
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The stream is still up but probably won't be for long. I have downloaded the VOD, not sure where to upload the full thing. It's worth watching though, a complete shit-show from start to finish.
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Denmark Mafia said:
Sanchez did an update to his situation on Instagram, haven't watched yet:
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I watched the first few minutes of that, it seems that Smooth Sanchez was arrested for assault

In that AMA Smooth Sanchez seems to be going the way of Loulz (cx effect), Baked, and other streamers that run into the law alot.
He is going to start "toning down" his livestreams and mentioned that he will start streaming everyday to build an audience, as macing people all the time leads him to spend days in bookings and he has developed a paper trail of assault.
McFrosty said:
Andrew was a certified drug counselor making extremely good money. He did the similar thing brandon Novak from CKY an MTV jackass did. He would find addicts,recruit them an get a huge insurance kickback if the individual had insurance. From my understanding something happened and he lost his job doing that an went straight downhill. Theres videos of him roaming the streets drunk finding thrown out food in dumpsters after a restaurant closes an just going to town on dumpster buffet leftovers. He r really has no shame. Hes said some really dark stuff too about how he wishes he died an not other persons he knew in passing. He said the counselor job took a toll on him also,due to not having a solution for every problem an addict faces. His story is actually interesting but sad.
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Are you Jordan Poapst McFrosty? Is there anyway to verify this?

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Nanobot Andy calls Captain Content a Queer Bastard and says her dad will fuck him up


Cant Pedo the Reddo said:
"Is this good content guys? Somebody please validate my shitty existence"

You can seriously write a PhD dissertation on this shit. 12 hours ago I knew nothing of these people, only vague notion of who baked alaska was. It's almost noon, I haven't slept, I just NEED more of this shit lol.

Is there like an encyclopedia dramatica type summary for all this? I need to get caught up. Is it always this good? Is a man drunkenly shitting in a dumpster in broad daylight begging for validation and then passing out in said dumpster the peak? Sorry , that shit is beyond words for me, I love it, and need more of it. I used to shit on my friends that liked Jersey Shore and Jerry Springer. But I get it now. And I hate myself for liking it, but I think you kind of have to do that.
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check this part of the op at the bottom of the post
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Also there is a spoiler in the op with lore/lingo.
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I may need to move those two things towards the top of the thread as people ask about those things, it may be that people just dont see those items
 
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