Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[LoveYouLongTime]

In regards to Kevin sperging out:

Kevin, since I know you're reading this, do you honestly think you're presenting Lori in a good light when you personally attack a company and their products? Even if you were right(which you're not, since screenshots are forever), if other companies were to see your reaction there's no way they would want to risk dealing with Lori knowing there's a little yapping dog by her side. Shit gets too messy.

Also, being of a minority doesn't mean you can't be racist and that's laughable you're trying to pull the minority card with Lori when she tries very hard to be as white passing as possible.

That said, I'm honestly surprised these companies don't take literally 10 minutes to look up someone before offering products and doing a collab just so they don't get tangled with the wrong sort of people. Especially considering that community is so full of drama.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

Kevin, since I know you're reading this, do you honestly think you're presenting Lori in a good light when you personally attack a company and their products? Even if you were right(which you're not, since screenshots are forever), if other companies were to see your reaction there's no way they would want to risk dealing with Lori knowing there's a little yapping dog by her side. Shit gets too messy.

All he's doing is pissing where he sleeps in regards to Lori getting sponsorships. It's a real bad look to have a deranged boytoy ankle-bite at sponsors who pull the plug on bad deals. It's the same reason why big ol' Tess has to fart on cakes for a living. Bitchy, entitled, untalented "model" with a long history of bad behavior smack talked all the brands that worked with her, cratering her career until she had to become a prostitute to pay her bills. That sure sounds familiar.

He's just pushing Lori closer and closer to doing sex work for a living.

She will seek out a younger man to use the second Kevin isn't providing for her. Men in her age group want a stable woman who knows how to make them a nice meal and is a functional, reliable adult. Lori is none of those things. Younger men like Kevin with less life experience and fewer social and financial resources are a lot easier to manipulate. It's the same reason why older predatory men like Lowtax seek out younger, vulnerable women.

 

[OstREEEch]

Wait, did they drop an "up and coming content creator". Or take advantage of the clout of an "influencer"

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

All he's doing is pissing where he sleeps in regards to Lori getting sponsorships. It's a real bad look to have a deranged boytoy ankle-bite at sponsors who pull the plug on bad deals. It's the same reason why big ol' Tess has to fart on cakes for a living. Bitchy, entitled, untalented "model" with a long history of bad behavior smack talked all the brands that worked with her, cratering her career until she had to become a prostitute to pay her bills. That sure sounds familiar.

He's just pushing Lori closer and closer to doing sex work for a living.

She will seek out a younger man to use the second Kevin isn't providing for her. Men in her age group want a stable woman who knows how to make them a nice meal and is a functional, reliable adult. Lori is none of those things. Younger men like Kevin with less life experience and fewer social and financial resources are a lot easier to manipulate. It's the same reason why older predatory men like Lowtax seek out younger, vulnerable women.

It's laughable how they have little social tact and show just how uneducated they are by their reactions to these situations. Have they considered reaching out to these sponsors privately to tell their side of the story? Has Lori tried issuing a public apology for her past behaviors? Even if she doesn't mean it you got to create the illusion that you're working on becoming a better person. Sponsors are more likely to turn a blind eye to past conduct if they can conduct their present selves decently. But nah, Kevin has to mash on the keyboard like a damn autistic gorilla with some word vomit blaming everyone else but themselves. Good job Kevin, hope that brings in more sponsors for your uwu old lady anachan.

Curious, did she get any alimony money from the guys she previously married? Almost makes one think she was "rushing" those engagements because she was hoping to get a legal right to some of the assets.

I don't think so only because fighting to get alimony would require getting a lawyer and getting a lawyer requires to already have money. Which she doesn't have. More than likely it was a simple both parties sign the divorce papers and Lori fucks off somewhere to grift from her next victim. And since she's a serial cheater doubt the judge would award her anything anyways.

Lori only has a very small pool of people to choose from nowadays considering her very checkered past and how old she is becoming. She has two options 1. Find another really young guy. They'll probably be of moderate attraction. Downside, being young they more than likely don't make much money. Or 2. Find a rich simp. Downside, they're more than likely bottom of the barrel in attraction. There are plenty of average looking rich simps out there but even they know to stay away from crazy. Lori's only options are targeting really low self esteemed guys or guy who have no social experiences.

 

[Natsuki]

Lori I know you read this. Put a muzzle on your dog-boy or hell put you in a place where your only way to gain money will be becoming a sex worker to support yourself and your four fur babies. Also Kevin stop acting like a brat otherwise when your "qween" kicks you to the curb for ruining her promotions and not getting enough money for her expenses.

 

[Celestine]

Watching Kevin (Lori) seethe made me chuckle. Oh no, the consequences of her actions finally caught up to Lori! It's so sad that you don't get freebies from Instagram storefronts anymore
You know she's currently white-knuckling her phone, furiously refreshing this and the other farms, looking for a way to "attack" back or some other gayops. It'll go one of a few ways:

She makes an apology post/video
She completely ignores this, pretends it doesn't happen and cries to Dollskill for more plastic
She makes a post about "haters" and "creeps" ruining her precious business opportunities that a small up and coming content creator hope for
She makes the same haters post but ends it with a comment that the companies tried to use her for clout

Every one of these options ends with "...and then Lori shills her OF again with another shopped lewd."

 

[Punipunipoemy]

Watching Kevin (Lori) seethe made me chuckle. Oh no, the consequences of her actions finally caught up to Lori! It's so sad that you don't get freebies from Instagram storefronts anymore
You know she's currently white-knuckling her phone, furiously refreshing this and the other farms, looking for a way to "attack" back or some other gayops. It'll go one of a few ways:

She makes an apology post/video
She completely ignores this, pretends it doesn't happen and cries to Dollskill for more plastic
She makes a post about "haters" and "creeps" ruining her precious business opportunities that a small up and coming content creator hope for
She makes the same haters post but ends it with a comment that the companies tried to use her for clout

Every one of these options ends with "...and then Lori shills her OF again with another shopped lewd."

I remember her wanting to make a video calling out the "haters" aka the people who wanted to help him get out of the relationship. Highly doubt it'll fly cause all of them got proof cause of her history online.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

She's not Spanish lmao. I love how people think that because someone is a minority, they can't be racists.

 

[2020chan]

I browsed her patreon a little, even though it's dead now. Looking for anything noteworthy. Obviously can't see most posts but found 2 that I found interesting. Also thought it was interesting that while scrolling through, it seems she only averages about 4 likes per post, 7 likes on the higher end. I guess you can't buy bot followers on patreon?

"Buy me a wig you loser who's already giving me money"

Futa Lori?

Kevin, is there something you want to tell us?

 

[weeeeb]

Can't wait for the Lori needs to get a real job saga once the sponsorships and OF die off. That or the Kevin working 2 or more jobs a day. Either way I will laugh.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

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Futa Lori?

Kevin, is there something you want to tell us?

"Futanari, is it your fetish? Sending these out in a bit. If they do well ill do more! Topless, just me and my strap on." - Lori



"Damn i gotta pull out my strap on" - Lori



"Kevin is really kinky" - Lori

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Kevin Hanft from Utah is a cuck and gets fucked in the ass with a strap on. Pass it on.

 

[weeeeb]

>needing to go into fetish content because your normal OF is so bland
Never gonna make it Lori.

 

[Celestine]

Kevin is a cuck and gets fucked in the ass with a strap on. Pass it on.

Haha that shit's gay

 

[Natsuki]

Lori it doesn't matter if you add futa content you're still basic af and I'm sure I can find in 5 minutos 20+ girls who not only are younger and have better OF content than you but also probably have a better attitude towards not only their fans but any possible partner. Also I think she's the one who has the futa fetish so she can be Dom to Kevin and use the strap on him.

Also Lori you're 36 the clock is ticking your cute "uwu cute anagchan" body will start to die from starvation and your addictions and not even the worlds best photoshop expert will make you look as good as you think you are and your ugly Ness will start to be more obvious.
Seriously for fucks sake I know a nice grandma who's almost sixty and yet she looks waaaay better than Lori and has a style that would make Lori sperg out in rage. Lori step up and take classes in fashion and makeup or your content will die even more.

Also idk how she stills has promotions when 90% of her followers are either bots or fellow kiwis. Like seriously I want to know if someone has even used her promo codes

 

[Dovahshit]

All he's doing is pissing where he sleeps in regards to Lori getting sponsorships. It's a real bad look to have a deranged boytoy ankle-bite at sponsors who pull the plug on bad deals. It's the same reason why big ol' Tess has to fart on cakes for a living. Bitchy, entitled, untalented "model" with a long history of bad behavior smack talked all the brands that worked with her, cratering her career until she had to become a prostitute to pay her bills. That sure sounds familiar.

He's just pushing Lori closer and closer to doing sex work for a living.

She will seek out a younger man to use the second Kevin isn't providing for her. Men in her age group want a stable woman who knows how to make them a nice meal and is a functional, reliable adult. Lori is none of those things. Younger men like Kevin with less life experience and fewer social and financial resources are a lot easier to manipulate. It's the same reason why older predatory men like Lowtax seek out younger, vulnerable women.

i havent been a while in the Tess thingy but what the fuck


also lol at lori doing sex work, she will have to find a niche for it to work because her caliber will come a dime a dozen
and she wont even be able to handle it because lets face it. she will end up in the bottom of the barrel with disgusting humans who will hire her.
that, or she toughens up and finds a nice niche

 

[Snack Cracker]

Rate me autistic because I keep picturing this face with a strap on attached and I can’t stop laughing.

GET READY KEVIN, prepare that bootyhole because there’s no photoshop IRL

I hope Lori gets a good look at herself before she shoops it to oblivion because this is grim.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Announcement From Kevin: So dramatic.

"Im going to prove the entire world wrong, watch me change history." - Kevin



On second thought, maybe not "change history" but he's still gonna prove the world wrong goddamnit.

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WTF?: Please explain, Kevin.



EDIT: @Tugboat explained that Kevin used to frequently cosplay as female characters: [LINK]

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Lori Is SOOO Busy You Guize: Sure, Jan. The only thing Lori is busy doing is getting fired from promotional deals.

IG User: "Hi, You are so beautiful. Sent you DM about work. Hope to hear from you."

Lori: "make sure you outline everything, and I mean everythiiinnnggggg. Heckin' busy."

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Daily Degeneracy: An assortment of recent Lori awfulness.

Spoiler: You Know The Drill

 

[Queen_Ree]

Well, she probably ain’t lying. Busy stealing money from Pillow Biter for more trash, spending hours filtering each picture into oblivion, and obsessively checking the farms and seething over it. Shit takes up a lotta time!

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

"Lewd Complex just called a Spanish content creator racist lol. Who's being manipulated again?"
- Kevin's Comment

Is Kevin legit retarded? He comes off like such a petty bitch and genuinely low IQ individual. Lori is "Spanish"? Isn't that more a national and linguistic identity? Does he mean she has Latin American ancestry (which is a real minority,, usually a mix of white and indigenous) or has some white European Spanish ancestry, like any white person in Canada or the US? I doubt she is Hispanic (Spanish speaking) even as a second language. Or is he dishonestly and manipulatively trying to equate European Spanish-ancestry with Latin American to imply Lori is part POC and therefore can't "do a racism"? Or is he a fucking retard and all Hispanic people are the same to him?

. We grind for everything we have. Leave us alone. GIVE UP ON ME, LET ME GO, THERE IS NO "SAVING" A HAPPY CAREFREE INDIVIDUAL.

Did a 14 year old girl write this?

Anyone can be racist. As a person of Chilean (father) and Irish (mother) descent, Lori is not exempt from the consequences of making racist comments. Given her lack of empathy for other people, it's no surprise that Lori has made racist, offensive, and ignorant comments over the years.

Do you know if her Chilean father is mestizo or mostly European heritage? Something people don't often think about is that there are Latin Americans who have lived there for generations but have all or mostly white ancestry. Like Gisele Bundchen.

It's the same reason why big ol' Tess has to fart on cakes for a living.

She what now?