Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[glass_houses]

SHE DOESN'T HAVE PTSD! THERE IS NO REASON SHE'D HAVE PTSD! FUCK'S SAKE!

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

SHE DOESN'T HAVE PTSD! THERE IS NO REASON SHE'D HAVE PTSD! FUCK'S SAKE!

She has PTSD from not having PTSD and C-PTSD from not being molested by her father.

 

[RonRiot]

SHE DOESN'T HAVE PTSD! THERE IS NO REASON SHE'D HAVE PTSD! FUCK'S SAKE!

Potato Tantrum Sanitizer Drinking is a very real disorder and your ableism is appalling.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

SHE DOESN'T HAVE PTSD! THERE IS NO REASON SHE'D HAVE PTSD! FUCK'S SAKE!

she has ptsd from daydreaming about her adoptive father abusing her uwu

 

[Meowzers]

sorry if theres repeats, kf is being dumb and gay for me lately

Spoiler: *blinks in mentally ill satanist*

i'm just putting this here because acts like such a boomer about cats. she always seems so shocked when peetie does something weird and cat-like. i'm surprised she isn't posting unironic garfield memes tbh

 

[WinchesterPremium]

sorry if theres repeats, kf is being dumb and gay for me lately

Spoiler: *blinks in mentally ill satanist*

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i'm just putting this here because acts like such a boomer about cats. she always seems so shocked when peetie does something weird and cat-like. i'm surprised she isn't posting unironic garfield memes tbh
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Why is she yelling at banks to stop polluting? What...what does she think banks do?

 

[and I must scream]

That reminds me, I wonder how that one madlad is enjoying the Dorito man painting.

I urge you to study Marissa's caked on orange makeup, misaligned eyebrows she drew on, blue clown lipstick, and that one selfie from below where she's leering at the camera like the pedophile she is, then tell us how she doesn't repulse you.

Not that Staph the hypersexual scat fetishist ""ace"" isn't disgusting, of course.

I saw it, but she still doesn't disgust me. I find her mostly very pathetic and fugly, but not so tangibly repulsive in the way Stephany is. It's not really a conscious decision or anything. I gave explanations as to why she disgusts me, but I still can't really explain why she disgusts me so while Marissa doesn't, no more than I can really explain why I find certain food disgusting and other not.

This might change in the future, however. I have to note that I still don't actually know what Marissa had done to warrant the title "pedophile". I didn't read all her thread because it's so fucking long. So maybe this will change once I figure that out, who knows.


Back to dear Steph... does anyone know which trauma she refers here?

Also, I wonder if the person who advised her to "stop working and focus on your mental health" meant that she should stop working permanently. Somehow I doubt that.

 

[Miss Misery]

Sarcasm doesn't mean "witty and funny", it means mocking or contemptuous humor. So yeah, she probably WAS acting like a bitch and needed to shut up because she doesn't understand sarcasm - or humor in general.

Ackshually, you giant retarded potato, you are on Haudenosaunee land - specifically Onondaga and Oneida land.

And you are too far north to be on Susquehannock (Conestoga) land - but it doesn't matter much anyway, because they've all been fucking dead since 1760.

Edit: Cession 9. You probably don't want to ask what happened to the Onondaga's remaining 6,100 acres.

 

[Melancholia]

Ok this might be a bit nitpicky... but uh.., actually Peetie IS sentient.

Steph is getting it mixed up with Sapient. As most people tend to do... so quick lesson for you Steph.

Animals=Sentient

Humans=Sapient

Just a bit of a personal bugbear with people often using the incorrect term.

Also it’s a cat being a cat Steph.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Ackshually, you giant retarded potato, you are on Haudenosaunee land - specifically Onondaga and Oneida land.

Weren't the Haudenosaunee Iroquois?

 

[Miss Misery]

Weren't the Haudenosaunee Iroquois?

Yes, but woke types use autonyms. Especially if the autonym is markedly different than the name everyone else uses (which is why I didn't sperg about Kickapoo).

Also there were five+ nations in the Iroquois Confederacy and only two of them (the Onondaga and the Oneida) lived in the Binghamton area.

(Give me your puzzle pieces!)

 

[Don Dyker]

Ackshually, you giant retarded potato, you are on Haudenosaunee land - specifically Onondaga and Oneida land.

And you are too far north to be on Susquehannock (Conestoga) land - but it doesn't matter much anyway, because they've all been fucking dead since 1760.

Edit: Cession 9. You probably don't want to ask what happened to the Onondaga's remaining 6,100 acres.

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I love the smug confidence of this tweet when she's both wrong and she misspelled Susquehannock.

also saying she lives on Iroquois (or Haudenosaunee) and Susquehannock land (if that were correct - it isn't - as @Let's Find Out said Endicott is smack in the middle of Onondaga territory?) is sort of like saying "I live in the United States and New York." trying to sound woke by dropping as many native sounding words in as she can lmao

(edit to sperg bc the Haudenosaunee oral tradition/creation myth is one of those ones that references a real and verifiable astrological event - an eclipse in the 1100s - which is just so damn cool)

 

[Chromeo]

That reminds me, I wonder how that one madlad is enjoying the Dorito man painting.

If you mean me, I just got the patches this afternoon.



Actually seeing these in person, they're bigger than I thought they'd be, but they are still very much fraying and uneven on all the edges. Not a single plum or true line. They're also thin enough that you can see light through them:


(shoutout to @RonRiot and @Polexia Aphrodisia in this picture lmao)

Staph threw in an extra patch for free, and wrote me a little card as a thank you.



Not that it needed confirmation, but it's #confirmed that these are grade-A crap done with zero forethought. If the potato quality pics she takes of her own products obscure any flaws, they're all plain to see once you get a hold of them IRL. Thin as all hell and they look like you could pull them apart by tugging on one of the loose strings. Word to the wise: if your parents don't trust you with sewing needles to properly hem your edges, you can still glue them to keep the edges from unravelling. You can also cut bigger swatches than you need and fold the edges in for a smooth line, rather than a jagged spastic scissor cut. There isn't an excuse for these...paint-slapped canvas scraps, to look as bad as they do.

All that being said, if I consider this supporting the disabled, do you think I can write this off on my taxes next year? :hmm:

 

[Cynar]

If you mean me, I just got the patches this afternoon.
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Actually seeing these in person, they're bigger than I thought they'd be, but they are still very much fraying and uneven on all the edges. Not a single plum or true line. They're also thin enough that you can see light through them:

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(shoutout to @RonRiot and @Polexia Aphrodisia in this picture lmao)

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Not that it needed confirmation, but it's #confirmed that these are grade-A crap done with zero forethought. If the potato quality pics she takes of her own products obscure any flaws, they're all plain to see once you get a hold of them IRL. Thin as all hell and they look like you could pull them apart by tugging on one of the loose strings. Word to the wise: if your parents don't trust you with sewing needles to properly hem your edges, you can still glue them to keep the edges from unravelling. You can also cut bigger swatches than you need and fold the edges in for a smooth line, rather than a jagged spastic scissor cut. There isn't an excuse for these...paint-slapped canvas scraps, to look as bad as they do.

All that being said, if I consider this supporting the disabled, do you think I can write this off on my taxes next year? :hmm:

Take away from madlad patchgate:

- Stephanie has no idea (or does not care) how patches actually work (like you said, at bare minimum she needs to leave extra length around the edges so they can be sewn/glued under by the customer)

- Stephanie fails to understand that someone might want the slogans they wear to be fully and easily legible and that thinner paintbrushes exist

- Stephanie warns of the "next coup," as though an actual coup took place at the Capitol

- Stephanie voices her disapproval of MAPS, an acronym the majority of the population is not familiar with, and if you explained it they'd be like "...so you mean pedophiles? You're saying you're against pedophiles? Okay, why not call them pedophiles?" Oh wait, MAPs is what pedophiles call themselves now. Bonus points for creepiness Staph

- Speaking of normies, for a second I was like "she doesn't like....maps? Is this some kind of anarchist no-borders thing??"

- Speaking of pedophiles, isn't she literally a fan of pedophile rapists, and they're her invisible dildo ghost friends or some shit?

- Speaking of pedophiles, Stephanie better watch out, since I'm pretty sure in 3-5 years the pedophile apologia is only going to be gaining ground and all signs point to the queer theory/anarchist types being all for it. Someone's going to dig up her tweets and patches and do a callout post about how she was mean to pedophiles. (If you think this sounds crazy revisit this thread in a few years if Null hasn't put all our dumb asses out to pasture)

- Stephanie writes a heartbreaking note that makes me wish she could take advantage of the types of local services she has a masters degree in administering. Not trying to be shady, it's tragic

- Stephanie manages to make viking dude look super cool lmao

Conclusion: I DARE you to wash these.

ETA: bonus translation of bonus patch. Does Joe Biden still have kids in cages, or does JOZ BIDLN J3:LL IIAJ KSDJ ILL CAGE5?

 

[Miss Misery]

- Stephanie manages to make viking dude look super cool.

Wait is that supposed to be a Viking?

Is this where I sperg about the horned helmet thing being false?

 

[Cynar]

Wait is that supposed to be a Viking?

Is this where I sperg about the horned helmet thing being false?

Idk I thought she was trying to paint the bro at the Capitol who had a "viking helmet" on (historically accurate or not, it's a helpful description of a hat)
Otherwise idk wtf Staph is even trying to do with that patch. Maybe it's supposed to be some retarded depiction of some moon god she invented, who the fuck knows

 

[Miss Misery]

Idk I thought she was trying to paint the bro at the Capitol who had a "viking helmet" on (historically accurate or not, it's a helpful description of a hat)
Otherwise idk wtf Staph is even trying to do with that patch. Maybe it's supposed to be some retarded depiction of some moon god she invented, who the fuck knows

Oh RIIIIIGHHHT, that dude! Okay it kind of makes more sense now.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Rate me dumb all you like but that note gives me feels. It’s self-inflicted of course and there’s no reason for her to rely on potato crafts, she is in a perfect position to access the support that would help her to access work and housing. She’s in a better position than most with supportive family and knowledge of social services so she doesn’t have to live this way, but it still makes me sad that she does.

 

[RonRiot]

Rate me dumb all you like but that note gives me feels. It’s self-inflicted of course and there’s no reason for her to rely on potato crafts, she is in a perfect position to access the support that would help her to access work and housing. She’s in a better position than most with supportive family and knowledge of social services so she doesn’t have to live this way, but it still makes me sad that she does.

Yeah, Staph is one of those cows who is more painfully awkward and socially stunted than actively malevolent. She isn’t a hideous narcissist like Jude or actively monstrous like Lou Gags. She’s just a chronic over-sharer who needs to grow up and is obviously incapable of doing it alone. At least she kind of tries with the patches and art? Even the dodgy MJ stuff is more her total inability to to socialize without typing something self-pwning like “ACTUALLY my anus has been weeping for ten days, so who’s the REAL loser, loser?” than anything intentionally creepy IMO. She just needs some equally weird and awkward friends and she’d probably be quite happy. I guess there was no anime club at her high school.
I’ll take my rainbows now.

 

[glass_houses]

Yeah, Staph is one of those cows who is more painfully awkward and socially stunted than actively malevolent. She isn’t a hideous narcissist like Jude or actively monstrous like Lou Gags. She’s just a chronic over-sharer who needs to grow up and is obviously incapable of doing it alone. At least she kind of tries with the patches and art? Even the dodgy MJ stuff is more her total inability to to socialize without typing something self-pwning like “ACTUALLY my anus has been weeping for ten days, so who’s the REAL loser, loser?” than anything intentionally creepy IMO. She just needs some equally weird and awkward friends and she’d probably be quite happy. I guess there was no anime club at her high school.
I’ll take my rainbows now.

Here are your rainbows:

You may want to dig a little deeper into Staph's backstory. In the most recent past she's been a serial sociopathic cunt to her family and laughs at victims of predators, and further back in the past she's been a predator herself. She preyed on a group of tweens/early teenagers with mental illness and convinced them all she was chanelling the ghost of Michael Jackson, royally fucking with their heads, just for shits and giggles.