7/23 Court Date

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Someone needs to edit the opening of Better Call Saul where Saul spends 5 minutes giving a speech as the defense then when he's finished the prosecution doesn't even speak, rolls out a TV and VCR and just presses play to show the defendants doing the crime... except it shows Chris macing the Gamestop employee.

Because I feel like that's how it will essentially go.
 
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Three month continuance for shit that happened over half a year ago?

The therapy thing sounds highly likley. I mean, let's recap: weird-ass guy wearing MLP glasses who insists he's a girl clearly goes into a store which he acknowledges he's banned from, in order to vandalize store property while simultaneously disregarding the instructions of people who actually work at said store, then based on video evidence clearly made sure he had an escape path before just macing some guy to "get the last word in" as we generally believe was the case (not to mention he'd had that mace prepped before even going into the store according to some sources so it's even premeditated he was going to mace somebody just like in TV) then makes a break for it after declaring that people should not call anybody.

Naturally, the police eventually track him down with little effort to find said weird ass guy who, in addition to the previous details, was said over police radio to have fake breasts and that weird-ass half-disassembled strap-on harness on his person. And his mother has to come in to pay bail and I'm sure she was so pleasant to work with for those poor cops on duty at the time.

After all those strange phone calls that also came in from people who wanted to know if the weird guy Chandler was in fact in prison (I think the guy answering the phone was quite bemused by all of the comotion), certainly somebody decided to look into the Chandlers and would find BOTH their previous instance of having been arraigned at court after GamePlace (even if the charges are no longer applicable, noting that two fatasses hit a guy with their van while trying to play musical chairs in the van does not speak well for common sense) and the official fire reports citing that they effectively burned down their own home through sheer negligence via a poorly maintained series of linked extension cords tying the Kureig Coffee Maker to a bathroom socket not designed to handle the load of a coffee maker.

And somehow, Chris blames all of this shit - including his own actions as if he is not actually in control of his own body - on a minor cosmetic change to a fictional anthropomorphic hedgehog by way of SEGA.

The fact nothing seems to have been done about OPL despite the clear and obvious signs he needs legit mental help and the fact "therapy" is said to have come out of a conversation involving him and his mother thanks to our field operative, I can only guess means that they're giving him free reign like this only to give him the chance to prove he can actually function like a normal human bieng and recognize (and subsequently get) proper medical/psychatric attention for his many, many problems.

Because if he doesn't, then the court apparently will be forced to sentence him into some kind of assisted living or so I'm guessing - something I'm betting he dearly fears and of course if/when he has to do it, he'll end up loving it as it'll be just like High school where everybody just makes all the tough decisions FOR him.
 
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I agree that there must have been a reason for Barb showing when she hasn't been. I would be surprised if that was Rocky with them. I mean church ladies aren't generally that tranny cross-dresser lesbian transwoman trapped in a male body friendly. @Rammspieler can you look at some pics of Rocky from the cwcki and see if they are familiar. Part of me suspects Chris may have gotten some kind of trans-advocate on his side. Wasn't he trying to use somebody else for a lawyer when this all started?
 
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Yeah, don't record, even hidden sound, in court. It could bite you in the ass somehow, somewhere. Reference this hilarious video:

I think Ramm is doing the Lord's work here and doing it well.

I am rather surprised at the continuance but if part of the bargain is a psych evaluation then that makes sense. I mean, if you were the PD why wouldn't you use the idea of a cross-dressing mentally ill idiot who used mace because of a fucking video game that sold like shit? I know I would. Easy defense.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Because if he doesn't, then the court apparently will be forced to sentence him into some kind of assisted living or so I'm guessing - something I'm betting he dearly fears and of course if/when he has to do it, he'll end up loving it as it'll be just like High school where everybody just makes all the tough decisions FOR him.
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He'd be happy as a pig in s--t then.
 
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Was it obvious that it was Chris even to people who don't know about his antics? What was the reaction of the officials?
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I just kept my eyes looking straight forward since he was already suspicious of me after the court clerk loudly asked me if I had a court date. But the judge kinda looked up from his papers.
 
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