US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Standardized Profile said:
These people don't care about policy. They just want someone to say reassuring things to them in a calm voice for an hour. In exchange, they will give up every shred of dignity. "Tell me about the bad man and how you defeated him again, pop-pop. Tell us about how great things are going to be. What's that, pop-pop? It's Johnson No-More Tears. I like how it smells, too. Time for suck-suck? Okay pop-pop, here I go."
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Just like that clip with Ted Cruz and the reporters.
>Can you put on your mask (Journo to Cruz).
>Not until I finished speaking, btw everyone behind me has taken the vaccine and is immunised.
>Well it would make us feel more comfortable.
>You could just stand further back, we are immunised, that is the point of the vaccine.

Everything is feel good or feel safe about these people. They and the people who support Biden listen to the tv box tell them to mask up and lock down because it makes them feel safe.
 
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SojuDrnkr said:
It's like we've teleported into a satire.
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Welcome to Clown world, I am the resident God Clown Elvis.

We have complimentary oversized shoes and red noses, and you will have to submit for a face painting, if you do not instead of big titty blondes helping you with it..you will be held down by fat trannies and have a furry pedo do it instead.
 
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Honka Honka Burning Love said:
Welcome to Clown world, I am the resident God Clown Elvis.

We have complimentary oversized shoes and red noses, and you will have to submit for a face painting, if you do not instead of big titty blondes helping you with it..you will be held down by fat trannies and have a furry pedo do it instead.
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Just let me know when I get to appear on the Murray Franklin Show.
 
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737 MAX Stan Account said:
Just let me know when I get to appear on the Murray Franklin Show.
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Never, he was a Cis White Man, his show was canceled and he was executed for his crimes against Diverseity, instead we have the Marlina Francine Show..but the only ones allowed on that are members of the Ministry of LGBTQ.
 
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The High Prophet of Truth said:
This is the author of this article:
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Is that really surprising? These people just quote each other in the end.
AnotherPleb said:
You can't have a MSNBC echo chamber without the ((( )))
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Pussy?
JosephStalin said:
“We will keep tabs on all the ill deeds the new regime in the U.S. is engrossed in.”
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The North Korea has the moral high ground we might be in trouble. Plus Kim does not care to talk with a dementia patient.
JosephStalin said:
“It will only be a waste of time to sit with the U.S. as it is not ready to feel and accept new change and new times.”
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This is a pee in the corner. They want to see how Biden responds.
mandatorylurk said:
I'd still fuck you Noem, but you're done on the big stage.
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Sadly. I wonder if she will run?
The High Prophet of Truth said:
He did it, boys.
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The bar has been set so low that making it up the stairs is a victory.
mandatorylurk said:
He's fucking gone.
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Biden.exe has crashed.
AmHole said:
theres people on Twitter now who believe Trump supported open borders while Biden was trying to keep the country safe.
When's the missile coming again?
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No soon enough. At this point laughing at Biden buyers remorse is fueling me.
Sithis said:
Wow, thank god that they cleared it all up: she was just doing it to be a cunt
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What else is new?
Slimy Time said:
>Not until I finished speaking, btw everyone behind me has taken the vaccine and is immunised.
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Zodiac, you disappoint me. I am counting on you to savage these loosers.
 
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It wasn't so he could remember reporter names. It was a list of "Approved" reporters he could call upon to ask scripted questions that he had scripted answers to.

And there are rumors that they used the week before the press conference to have Biden literally rehearse the script so he didn't go saying anything "Unfortunate".

It's utterly pathetic and anyone saying it was amazing is either a shill, a bot, or in deep denial.
 
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The most popular President in history, question mark.

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