Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Archie_Kimkicker]

"We keep buying into our fleshly urges and saying it's acceptable when resisting then is what separates us from animals"

Pretty sure he's just describing his dad here.

He is also describing himself, seeing as he spends most of his money on wigger chic garbage.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

An explanation...

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"Because it did it look like a little turds. I didn't say it taste like poop. I said it look like poop."

Is that the most stroked-out thing Jack has ever written? And is he trying to drive away the few actual fans he has left?

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Junior might honestly be out-boomering his dad with this Instagram Story. Who the hell cares dude?

Here you go Jr



Ps

Your dad is a homosexual
And there's nothing wrong with that

 

[Aaway]

what a shock

fatty deleted the post about the grape leaves

 

[salmonellajack]

what a shock

fatty deleted the post about the grape leaves

How can this be? I thought the storm obliterated his internet?

 

[DontEatThat]

Jack covers the COVID vaccine on his dead “”Christian”” channel. I’m not going to watch this because it’s 20 minutes long and dumb anti-vax people enrage me. I’m sure there’s some gold here if someone wants to suffer through it.

Edit:
Details on his guest:
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He’s clearly an expert on cutting edge medical innovation and someone you should accept health advice from. Who needs doctors when you have a long haul trucker and a stroked-out moron instead?

Jack: cant do live stream internet bad
Also Jack: Uploads vid on vaccines
What a lazy, thin skinned bitch.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

hey Jack, tell me you're an uncultured swine without saying you're an uncultured swine.
"you might have to get them online" any middle eastern grocery store has these.
"most restaurants don't serve this" every single middle eastern restaurant has this as an appetizer.
"I don't know why its called that"

I looked it up and sure enough, Nashville has plenty of ME markets.

Hell, it seems the Glenclif suburb in the South has an entire roads that's nothing but international markets, so Jack wouldn't even have to go into the scary depths of Downtown Nashville and possibly encounter a black person.

 

[Aaway]

kinda doubt that "so many people" have emailed jack about the grape leaves

 

[stets]

kinda doubt that "so many people" have emailed jack about the grape leaves

"So many people have written me" = one person told him not to compare food to shit.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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I really couldn't imagine my life only being about food. that's all jack talks or thinks about. his brain is an endless loop of elevator music until someone mentions meat or cheese.

Of course Jack would be excited about the Denali Meat Mountain returning, that is essentially the holy grail of fast food to fatasses who review food online (especially since compared to another infamous reviewer, Joey gave it a 15/10), I hope Jack eats this totally keto-friendly meal on his channel

 

[Adamska]

kinda doubt that "so many people" have emailed jack about the grape leaves

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It's telling he's using the negative comments he's hiding and deleting or crying over as his metric.

It might also be because it was mostly not the worst I expected. The only three things I can think of were that he kept touching that cauliflower with his dirty ring hand, he failed hideously at tempering the eggs and had scrambled eggs in his Dolma, and the fuckload of mint and dill he used in the final product.

The calling it shit was such a mushbrain thing, especially since he's dying on that hill.

 

[Sir Jack Scalfani]

It looks like Tammys Bull has jizzed all over this shit and wiped his cock on the grape leaves post fellatio from Tam Tam........title should actually read.....

"STUFFED Tammy LEAVES Jack"

 

[StraightShooter2]

This has got to be the most retch inducing thing Jack's ever made. How could he take this pic and not think it looks like a pile of shit in a pool of blood?

Even the the bowl he chose to put that monstrosity in literally looks like a toilet bowl.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

And why the fuck does it look like someone spat on them in the fucking thumbnail holy shit this fucking guy!

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Why do Christians often ignore and condone gluttony? You'll get dipshits that try to save queers from their own sexuality but homosexuality isn't even one of the 7 deadly sins. Maybe you could twist it into lust or something, but regardless, none of them form picket lines around McDonalds with "God hates fats" signs. They say they can't just ignore the gays because they want to save their souls or some shit, but shouldn't gluttony be just as bad or maybe even worse? But they actively let fat fucks continue to be fat. Why is it the forgotten sin?

 

[TurdFondler]

Jack can't even follow the ten commandments. Stealing content like thumbnails is theft, and it's spelled out right in there "thou shalt not steal"

 

[Buck Mullet]

Jack can't even follow the ten commandments. Stealing content like thumbnails is theft, and it's spelled out right in there "thou shalt not steal"

He probably thinks if there's no watermark than it's public domain and fair use. I'm not a lawyer and even if that's true, it's a scummy, lazy thing to do if your using it to promote your monetized video.

Also it really shows how much faith Jack has in his own creations and ability to create content. He knows it'll look like shit and can't be arsed to take a few minutes to properly light and stage a photo. Why he thinks anyone could use his advice to improve their YouTube game is just peak deluded narcissism.

 

[boxybum]

He didn't even bother to take his ring and watch off when mixing that raw meat.

 

[StraightShooter2]

And why the fuck does it look like someone spat on them in the fucking thumbnail holy shit this fucking guy!

Honestly, given these monstrosities, I now know why he rips thumbnails.

 

[stets]

It's telling he's using the negative comments he's hiding and deleting or crying over as his metric.

Yeah, the idea that there are hoards of Food Jacks who loved a mediocre video and are hunting down Jack's e-mail address to send him a love letter about how great the video is a total fantasy. There are maybe a handful of autistic speds on the planet that like Jack enough to contact him, but even they probably didn't care about this video.

Jack picked up at least some idea of self-promotion and hype through absorbing media and during his multiple failed careers. But he sucks at execution and no one believes it because his content is terrible and wouldn't generate any excitement or interest on its own.

When Tim Cook does some Apple presentation and trots out the old "We've heard from our customers, and they LOVE [[product_x]]" line, it's obviously marketing speak but there's also truth behind in. No one gives a shit about a crappy stuffed grape leaves video that didn't even break 2K views, though. It's a mediocre video even by Jack's standards. Maybe I could buy that a few people e-mailed him about a bacon explosion video or another dumb meme recipe or that a couple of people e-mailed him to congratulate him on the weight loss, but no one's contacting him for this pile of shit.

That's kind of what makes it so interesting. Why pick *that* video to lie about?

(Also, on a slightly different subject, there was zero mention of Profile by Sanford or the diet in this video. It's a curious omission. )

Why do Christians often ignore and condone gluttony? You'll get dipshits that try to save queers from their own sexuality but homosexuality isn't even one of the 7 deadly sins. Maybe you could twist it into lust or something, but regardless, none of them form picket lines around McDonalds with "God hates fats" signs. They say they can't just ignore the gays because they want to save their souls or some shit, but shouldn't gluttony be just as bad or maybe even worse? But they actively let fat fucks continue to be fat. Why is it the forgotten sin?

Jack's a cafeteria christian. He picks the stuff he wants to believe, ignores the stuff that gives him the prickly-wicklies, and misses the entire bigger picture in the process.

You could ask Jack to write a few pages on what Christianity is and how it relates to him, and all you would get is sentence fragments of regurgitated pablum. I'd love for him to actually attempt to do this because it would be clear how little he understands about his own religion.