TGWTG Nostalgia Chick / Lindsay Ellis / TheDudette - aka Hotdogs in face girl

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Dear Lindsay Ellis,

Hi Lindsay, I know you're reading this, because no true internet creator becomes as big as you do without turning into some sort of Narcissist and incessantly seeking out negative feedback. While many are here to (rightly) mock you for your chickens coming home to roost, I am here to tell you to cold hard truth about the future.

Lindsay, your career, as it is? It is over. You will never recover. You will always be branded as racist, no matter how much you apologize, no matter how much you get on your knees and beg, and say all the right words, they will never forget, they will never stop holding it over your head. If you were merely transphobic you could simply pivot to being a terf and maintain some of your morals and beliefs. You have been given the mark of racist, and thus can no longer do that. There is only one path forward for you if you want to retain a career in media at all Lindsay, because these fucking vultures will follow you forever, harass you and your employers and make sure you never have a job.

Lindsay. You need to become a rightoid chud. You have to give up everything you've ever believed in, bring out a video talking about how cancel culture is real and you experienced it, and become the new face of the online right. You have to talk about how your abortion was a mistake, that you regret it, you have to talk about how the democrats are racists fucks, and you have to bring up, you have to, that freaks like Contrapoints and Philosophytube are not women, they are sexual perverts and you are not comfortable around them.

I know you don't want to believe this, or do it. But the Farms, while we may make fun of you, are the only people that will tell you what you need to hear right now. Your 'friends' will abandon you, lest they also get branded as racist, this will not all blow over. This is going to follow you for at least a decade, if not more.

Lindsay... You have to become a chud. Its the only way you can continue the grift. You're a somewhat attractive white woman, if you were blonde you'd have it made but as is you can be a talking head that gives miloquetoast right wing talking points and rake in the dough just like Candace Owens.

So feel free to choose, a life of genuflecting to these harpies, or freedom and money, because these fuckers are going to try to ruin your life anyways, for fucking ever, so why not make money off of it?

Take the chud pill. Its that or get ready to show your butthole for however many until you're too old for even that, and frankly, there's not many left. Tick tick tick.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Oh...hell yeah he is a jelly little smelly. Guy was/is notorious for being a massively vain autist to the point where he still has a decade long grudge against brad jones for reviewing a shitty exploitation movie he called dibs on.

Also ya catch this latest tweet?

He straight up quoted a holocaust survivor talking about the holocaust in condemning lindsey....like god *dang* is this so scummy yet so fucking fun for me to watch
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ARCHIVE SHIT YOU FUCKING APES, THAT TWEET IS LONG GONE

TAKE SCREENSHOTS YOU ABSOLUTE MONKIES.
 
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Fcret said:
This was inevitable if you think about it. White women and Asian women are natural enemies - one group fucks dogs and the other eats them. You can't square that circle.
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In our defense, we eat dogs on special occasions, like the holidays. Asian women can also make dogs taste good, unlike basic gweilo woman who can't cook anything.
 
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Sheryl Nome said:
Dear Lindsay Ellis,

Hi Lindsay, I know you're reading this, because no true internet creator becomes as big as you do without turning into some sort of Narcissist and incessantly seeking out negative feedback. While many are here to (rightly) mock you for your chickens coming home to roost, I am here to tell you to cold hard truth about the future.

Lindsay, your career, as it is? It is over. You will never recover. You will always be branded as racist, no matter how much you apologize, no matter how much you get on your knees and beg, and say all the right words, they will never forget, they will never stop holding it over your head. If you were merely transphobic you could simply pivot to being a terf and maintain some of your morals and beliefs. You have been given the mark of racist, and thus can no longer do that. There is only one path forward for you if you want to retain a career in media at all Lindsay, because these fucking vultures will follow you forever, harass you and your employers and make sure you never have a job.

Lindsay. You need to become a rightoid chud. You have to give up everything you've ever believed in, bring out a video talking about how cancel culture is real and you experienced it, and become the new face of the online right. You have to talk about how your abortion was a mistake, that you regret it, you have to talk about how the democrats are racists fucks, and you have to bring up, you have to, that freaks like Contrapoints and Philosophytube are not women, they are sexual perverts and you are not comfortable around them.

I know you don't want to believe this, or do it. But the Farms, while we may make fun of you, are the only people that will tell you what you need to hear right now. Your 'friends' will abandon you, lest they also get branded as racist, this will not all blow over. This is going to follow you for at least a decade, if not more.

Lindsay... You have to become a chud. Its the only way you can continue the grift. You're a somewhat attractive white woman, if you were blonde you'd have it made but as is you can be a talking head that gives miloquetoast right wing talking points and rake in the dough just like Candace Owens.

So feel free to choose, a life of genuflecting to these harpies, or freedom and money, because these fuckers are going to try to ruin your life anyways, for fucking ever, so why not make money off of it?

Take the chud pill. Its that or get ready to show your butthole for however many until you're too old for even that, and frankly, there's not many left. Tick tick tick.
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She could always become a moderate fence riding centrist middlite, but people don't want facts or reason, they want strong opinions. So yeah, full rightoid is the only good career move.
 
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i don't see her making any sort of heel turn because of what has happened to her. anyone who hangs out in those lefty circles for long enough knows that it's a mantra that you must blindly accept the "lived experiences" of POC and set aside your white privilege to accept that they're right no matter how incomprehensive their accusations might be. lindsay isn't a stupid woman but she's beyond indoctrinated, anyone in those circles who has a lick of common sense has long been stockholm syndrome'd into turning off their critical thinking whenever a POC or a tranny tells them that they're committing a microaggression. she might feel inclined to stand her ground now but after enough hounding she'll do mental gymnastics to convince herself that they were right all along and she needs to shut up and be a good ally.

after all, in the minds of people like her, you can either be a perfect ally or a right wing nazi chud. obviously she's not gonna choose the latter, that's not even in the question, so capitulating and begging for forgiveness will seem like the only option.
 
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Gig Bucking Fun said:
Can't ever seem to feel bad for these repented-edgelords-turned-SJW's that all inevitably get the shit they preach flung back at them tenfold. They chase trends and get called out on both sides, which they wholeheartedly deserve.
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There were a lot of things Lindsay was, but an edgelord is not among the ones I ever remember her being.
 
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Berrakh said:
It's so obvious that the real directive for these people is hating whites. Cis white men first, cis white women second. Any contradictions are resolved by that being their priority. Sorry Lindsay.
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White women remind me of that guy from Titanic who sneaks onto the lifeboat and hopes no one noticed. But they are next on the chopping block. They're just too naive to sense it. Pretty funny considering they always laud themselves for their womanly intuition. They didn't pick up on the whole 'Karen' thing being a pejorative term made specifically for them. You never see a dumb black woman being called a Karen. You'll occasionally see a light skinned latina get called one. It's going to be funny as shit when they find themselves in the demonization crosshairs because they truly think they've been oppressed just as much as women of color. No amount of "But I'm an ally and I hate my white dad!" is going save them when BIPOC decide to devour them and relentlessly point out all the ways they've benefited over the centuries.
 
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