Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Wait, what happened?
She said she didn't like the pixar movie Raya and called it a knock off Avatar: The Last Airbender. People got mad at her and she got all hoity toity and in her defense of "throwaway tweet" she said the word "squint" which, no joke, people actually got mad at her for using racist coded language. The mounting pressure of alleged racism against ASIANS IN CURRENT YEAR after a white guy shot up several whore houses specifically Asian women is most likely what made her DFE.
How long until she reactivates her account and how much will she grovel because I don't believe for a second she can survive as a content creator without some kind of social media presence?

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Got an archive of her apology or whatever
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And then those got deleted.
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This is what you get for dressing down my boy Bobbyboi instead of undressing for him! #BobArmy
This is the bed she made and Bob has for the first time since Trump stole his summer felt a stirring in his loins.
 
She said she didn't like the pixar movie Raya and called it a knock off Avatar: The Last Airbender. People got mad at her and she got all hoity toity and in her defense of "throwaway tweet" she said the word "squint" which, no joke, people actually got mad at her for using racist coded language. The mounting pressure of alleged racism against ASIANS IN CURRENT YEAR after a white guy shot up several whore houses specifically Asian women is most likely what made her DFE.
You reap what you sow.
 
Bob's "superior future" consists of the following groups:
The politician caste (goodthinkers, of course) who decide how goodthinking will be enforced,
the intellectual caste (scientists, engineers, doctors) to make superior future machines happen,
the creative caste (artists, designers, the movie industry, and, last but not least, Youtube critics) to make consooming happen,
the service caste (burgerflippers and waiters and janitors, specifically those of the PoC variety because white people need not apply) to keep everything clean.
He sees himself in the "creative" class of people, and thus important and not at all obsolete. To him, the new working class is mainly service people (PoC barristas in particular), and creative people (aka people living on Youtube). Thus he also sees himself as "working class", and his intense hatred for white rural people working in manufacturing as absolutely compatible with claiming to actually love the working class.

It is literally Plato's Republic but Robert is a philosopher. Except it has none of that interesting 'this could be a joke' or 'maybe its just to provoke thought/argument' angles to it. This somewhat ironically means that one of the closest things to Roberts ideal is Sparta. Which he would almost certainly call racist/nazi/obsolete.

On a side note, what do you think Roberts 'ideal' chicken nugget is? And why has all of his food degenerated so bad.
 
On the Day Hot Dog Girl Fell From Grace, Bob fell uncharacteristically silent -- only two tweets today, one a retweet of some capeshit nonsense ... and this cowardly thing.

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Are you kidding? He's going to fedora tip so hard he's liable to sprain his wrist. He'll leap to her defense in the vain hope she'll tearfully apologize for giving him the back of her hand.

I have to disagree with you here, if there is one thing Robert knows is to hold a grudge, his entire worldview has been predicated on that.

But he is too afraid to say anything because he is at least smart enough to know that whatever he says about Ellis will blow up on his face.

however, in private, Robert is taking pleasure in this, I'm certain of it.
 
I have to disagree with you here, if there is one thing Robert knows is to hold a grudge, his entire worldview has been predicated on that.

But he is too afraid to say anything because he is at least smart enough to know that whatever he says about Ellis will blow up on his face.

however, in private, Robert is taking pleasure in this, I'm certain of it.

His not-tweet about Ellis suggests you're right. It's much snarkier than I was expecting.

It's unusual for Bob's deep-seated misogyny to be turned on a leftoid female. Took me by surprise.
 
On the Day Hot Dog Girl Fell From Grace, Bob fell uncharacteristically silent -- only two tweets today, one a retweet of some capeshit nonsense ... and this cowardly thing.

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Fucking coward. He knows. There's no way he can't know. The real question is is he trying to play nice and not gloat in the hopes that when Lindsay does come back she maybe leaves him unblocked this time or is this his way of gloating without actually name dropping and keeping himself somewhat distant?

I did wanna point this out.
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He soft locked this thread and the only one to reply is a Timmy that calls himself "Towering Clam".
 
On the Day Hot Dog Girl Fell From Grace, Bob fell uncharacteristically silent -- only two tweets today, one a retweet of some capeshit nonsense ... and this cowardly thing.

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this tip toeing around says a lot about a person Robert, and nota a lot of good I'm afraid.

This thinly-veiled catty bitchness we can expect from the 21 year old girls that rule twitter, not from the "bhaston brawler" who fights for those who can't.

Everybody knows what you are talking about Robert, and if you had nothing to say, you wouldn't post this passive agressive bullshit to start with. Real men don't hide behind this cutesy "maybe I do, maybe I don't" bullshit.

Also, I don't have a lot of love for fucken Lindsay Ellis, neither I think she will be gone for good from twitter, but I hope she is, and you know what? It takes a lot more Spine to just delete that bullshit and walk away with both middle fingers, than hide behind a private block, and then getting back amidst constant humiliation and mockery, just because a measly moderate following is the only thing that makes you feel that you have some sort of importance and authority, hence the addiction to a web site that is constantly shitting on you.

Robert is metaphorically eating shit ebery day, as long as it keeps the illusion that following numbers makes him matter.

Pathetic little man.
 
His not-tweet about Ellis suggests you're right. It's much snarkier than I was expecting.

It's unusual for Bob's deep-seated misogyny to be turned on a leftoid female. Took me by surprise.
Given the way Lindsay BTFO'd him, I'm not surprised. I'm sure he creamed himself reading the news. Revenge is a dish best served cold, after all.
 
They targeted MovieBob.

MovieBob.

We're a group of consoomers who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a nod of approval from our lord Bob's many chins.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because it will bring the superior future.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the contents of our wendy's orders all to draw out our bloated bodies to better resemble his

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through fast food and twitter, all day, the same menus over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such Bob nirvana that they can literally make their orders blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many issues of Bob's book have been smashed through overreading, computers over heated through endless reading of his twitter, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration at them being mayo ghoul trash? All to latter be referred to as a true BobMobster?

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our beloved bob? We're already building a new reinforced mario costume for him. They take our BobMob fedoras? Bob wont be shy about throwing his welfare money on more, or even making the hats himself. They think calling us creepy, obese, hateful, embarrasing, genocidal, bitter, pathetic, small dicked, balding consoomers is going to change us? We've been called worse things by goddamn chad and stacey in high school. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods and our own diabeetus. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big lindsey ellis and friends laughing at how pathetic we are that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

Bob is competative, hard core, by nature. He loves a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us his BobMob. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.

#BobMob
#Bobgate
#NotYourMario
 
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I've oft alluded to a high school friend of mine who went Angry Futurist Tweeter like Bob before Tweeting was possible, and I keep going back to him because of his pathological identity to Bob when it comes to their establishing worldview. Meaning talking to him was probably pretty close to how talking with Bob himself would have gone.

It boils down to worship of "the future" as a concept, not an actual thing. To them, futurism is just religion under another name, as "future" to them is not next Tuesday, or 10/20/50 years from now, but the idea of eventual utopia for believers. (Futurists)

The future will bring them everything they want

It will exclude everything they dislike.

It will accomplish this in a manner that cannot be described yet despite being unable to lay out a 'road map" of how to bring it about, it's proponents know exactly who is bringing it and who is denying it

Those who prevented it's arrival will be severely punished

Asking for details, even in support of bringing this about, are met with angry and even caustic dismissal of "you just don't get it" because the Futurist themselves have no idea, but, cannot bring themselves to admit this, or rather don't see it as relevant. Same way a religious person cannot prove Heaven exists or accurately describe what it's like... but they sure as SHIT know that YOU don't qualify for entry unless you get on THEIR side.


So, when he'd (my friend) say something like "The Future will bring us Moon wheat!" and I'd respond "Growing crops on the Moon is possible, but prohibitively expensive, where will the money come from to give that to every single person on the planet? And what's wrong with just growing regular old wheat on the ground like we always have? What benefits would Moon wheat bring?" the response was "You don't GET it! I'm not wasting my time with this discussion anymore" It was because he couldn't' refute the claim that his future utopia was unobtainable due to financial realities, but instead of having to give up on the "Dream" he'd attack the person who "ruined" the fantasy.

Asking where the money will come from was flat out called an "excuse" by him.....

"It's 2005! We should have space stations and neural-vaults by now!"

"We have the ISS"

"YOU DON'T GET IT!"

"Well, what kind of space station were you talking about?"

"We should have space-hotels you can go to! And we could build them tomorrow!"

"Yes, but they'd cost a LOT of money"

"That's just an excuse!"

"Excuse for what?"

"Holding up progress"

"How is not having a space-Hilton holding up progress? What would it allow me to do better today at my job if it existed? If financial return, they'd build it."

"I'm not going to argue with you if you can't see what the problem is!"


This went on for years, any disagreement was "not getting it"

They fundamentally LIKE being disappointed by the lack of progress because to them it "proves" the proles of the world are holding them down. If their future where they'd prosper is being held up, then you can't fault them for current-day failure, can you?

They don't want solutions, they want to be angry.
I repurposed this meme (after having 'shopped it for Dobson at one point):
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