chantalisfat
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- Nov 16, 2019
She has already had to convince herself not to eat a second candy bar. It took about 15 minutes for her to want a second candy. During that 15 minutes she ate pickled beets, pickled green beans, and a cracker with brie.She has been falling for the old "one piece a day" swindle for years now. Cakes, chips, candy, pudding, hello fresh meals, whatever. Whoever keeps telling her she has the self-control to eat only one a day is playing her for one big fat dumb fool. Only a moron would suggest that, knowing her history. All will be gone in 2 days at most (probably before the pie). Whoever it is feeding her this line clearly intends to kill her. Hmmm, I wonder who keeps coming up with the one-a-day idea?? Clotso, would that be you?
Anything she can possibly do to fuck up her health, she'll do it 10X over and then some. Which is good; it means the wait gets shorter and shorter until we reach the final act.
Idiotic James decided to publicly announce, "You smell like pee a lot lately, Timbit." That poor elderly cat. And this moron thinks it's somehow the cat's fault that she smells like urine. Maybe take her to the vet, you piece of shit, or clean her litter box.