The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Agarathium1066]

I’ve seen pet pigs, birds, and even a skunk, but I’ve never seen someone treat a sheep as a house pet

They're not a pet you want to make a habit out of keeping inside the house. Small herds may get tugged inside on a flash freeze but you don't want them in there, they're not going to learn to not chew on anything or crap everywhere. Decent in a modestly sized yard though, but goats are better for that.

 

[Cool Spot]

Those poor baby sheep. Not even spared from Kevin.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Also it's a male?

For now maybe. But I see an egg just waiting to get hatched by Kevin.

 

[NyQuilninja]

They treat the lambs as their new indoor pets
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They even let kevin touch him.
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I'm calling it these dickless retards are fucking the animals hostages

 

[WinchesterPremium]

For real though. I was thinking about how they could do a 'petting zoo that teaches kids that trans people are ok' in the same vein as the whole drag storytime shit. People would eat it up! Of course there are two problems:
1. they would have to be friendly and personable, and generally not the giant sacks of mental illness that they are, and
2. they would have to keep their place looking relative neat and tidy, and generally not the giant sacks of disgusting hoard they are
(Also no child should be left unsupervised around Kevvie)

3. They're in the middle of nowhere, Conservative Colorado

Honestly best option would be to turn it into a dude (lol) ranch where you get people from the city to come out for a weekend to show everyone how not-trans phobic they are. The whole point of a dude ranch is to pretend that you're a real life rancher which just happens to be the entire point of the Tranch. If they actually get some interesting-on-paper thing like an Earthship up they would probably be able to attract guests pretty regularly.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Considering the tranch got a loan for the tractor, unless they immediately paid it off in an attempt to help their credit which I doubt since it would imply thinking about the future, doesn't that mean they didn't spend 50% of the grift-a-thon on it?

 

[mister butafuco]

3. They're in the middle of nowhere, Conservative Colorado

Honestly best option would be to turn it into a dude (lol) ranch where you get people from the city to come out for a weekend to show everyone how not-trans phobic they are. The whole point of a dude ranch is to pretend that you're a real life rancher which just happens to be the entire point of the Tranch. If they actually get some interesting-on-paper thing like an Earthship up they would probably be able to attract guests pretty regularly.

My idea is they use it as a training camp for trans preppers who believe that the Nazis are coming for them. They could charge extortionate amounts to teach trans women the noble crafts of defence: gun usage, surveillance, e-begging, erecting chickenwire fencing and checking tyre pressure.

 

[Gone Ham]

Considering the tranch got a loan for the tractor, unless they immediately paid it off in an attempt to help their credit which I doubt since it would imply thinking about the future, doesn't that mean they didn't spend 50% of the grift-a-thon on it?

They’re idiots and using personal credit iirc. Their current business has no income, therefore no credit. Who’s credit score they ruined is beyond me, but it’s going to be interesting if one of them wises up when they default.

 

[No Exit]

They’re idiots and using personal credit iirc. Their current business has no income, therefore no credit. Who’s credit score they ruined is beyond me, but it’s going to be interesting if one of them wises up when they default.

How these things usually work is that it bleeds one or two people dry at a time, fucking them into bankruptcy. Then they move on to the next chump and so on until they reach the one or two "ringleaders", who will call it quits and end the project or whatever before their bank account takes any real damage.

 

[Miss Misery]

For now maybe. But I see an egg just waiting to get hatched by Kevin.

All the more reason to slaughter it in a few months and have some delicious spring lamb waiting in the freezie.

 

[Gone Ham]

How these things usually work is that it bleeds one or two people dry at a time, fucking them into bankruptcy. Then they move on to the next chump and so on until they reach the one or two "ringleaders", who will call it quits and end the project or whatever before their bank account takes any real damage.

That’s exactly how it started. Didn’t Kevin extort his mom and get her to co-sign?

 

[retard strength]

Therapy animals are a nice idea except: no decent parent would let their kids within 500 feet of these creeps, the bad pro-troon parents probably don't have a driver's license, car, or gas money to get there from the city, and at least one troon on the ranch at any given time (visitor, volunteer, or resident) is probably not legally allowed to be within 500 feet of kids anyway.

 

[glass_houses]

That’s exactly how it started. Didn’t Kevin extort his mom and get her to co-sign?

No, Bonnie did, and she didn't co-sign I don't think, she bought the lot.

 

[The Dude]

For real though. I was thinking about how they could do a 'petting zoo that teaches kids that trans people are ok' in the same vein as the whole drag storytime shit. People would eat it up! Of course there are two problems:
1. they would have to be friendly and personable, and generally not the giant sacks of mental illness that they are, and
2. they would have to keep their place looking relative neat and tidy, and generally not the giant sacks of disgusting hoard they are
(Also no child should be left unsupervised around Kevvie)

That's the thing that pisses me off about gender special retards like the Troonicorn Tranchers and other trannies: they could be working towards building bridges and earning acceptance and legitimacy with the rest of society like the guys and lesbians did. The LGBs spent decades working hard to show straight people that they're just like everyone else, they just happen to be attracted to the same sex they are. They lived their lives, went to work, paid their taxes, and engaged with the community to show everyone else that they are respectable and decent people. That's how they won over most normal people, earned their rights, and eventually were able to achieve same-sex marriage nationwide.

But these fucking gender special troons? They're not only riding in on the coat tails of LGBs and taking advantage of all the hard work those people put in, but they're throwing tantrums, threatening violence, bullying everyone to conform to their worldview, and demanding everything to be given to them NOW, NOW, NOW! The gays and lesbians spent decades in pop culture as either a quirky sidekick, or a punchline. And they did it with grace and composure, proving they can take a joke. But don't you DARE make a tranny joke! LGBs showed everyone that they were normal people who wanted to just be treated like everyone else, which is why society eventually came around to accept them. Trannies don't want to be treated like everyone else. They want special and preferential treatment. They think they are better than everyone else, above everyone else, and should be placed on a pedestal. I 100% believe that the LGB community needs to remove themselves from the T and shun them for not only weaseling in and taking advantage of the hard work they put in, then taking over the whole community to make it about trannies, but also because trannies want to be a special protected class that's given everything they want without working for it. The trannies have brought serious harm to the LGBT community and hurt relations between straight and queer people, much like the criminals and their dindu defenders in the black community have seriously damaged race relations between whites and blacks.

 

[Prolego]

His mom abandoned him because you're supposed to keep a ewe and her lambs in a pen together to help her develop an olfactory bond to them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestic_sheep_reproduction#Lambing

Also it's a male? Of course these dumb fucks are getting attached to what should actually be dinner in a few months.

Hand reared lambs don't survive as well as ones that are reared with their mother. And hand feeding them every 3-4 hours is hard work. I'm betting that it will be dead within a week and they'll blame it on 'The Fash'. And they've also got the dilemma of whether to cut his balls off or not. Poor little thing.

 

[retard strength]

Dilemma? It wouldn't be the only ballless male around. They're just helping that lamb crack its egg!

(Very poor thing)

 

[AMHOLIO]

For real though. I was thinking about how they could do a 'petting zoo that teaches kids that trans people are ok' in the same vein as the whole drag storytime shit. People would eat it up! Of course there are two problems:
1. they would have to be friendly and personable, and generally not the giant sacks of mental illness that they are, and
2. they would have to keep their place looking relative neat and tidy, and generally not the giant sacks of disgusting hoard they are
(Also no child should be left unsupervised around Kevvie)

I think the few trans people who'd be competent enough to run such a place are already smart enough not to fucking fall into it. I'm a believer that there is .001% of the population suffering from troon and honest dysphoria, but even out of that population there's like 5 stable people (all mentally ill, just stable and not in a state of mania or depression or paranoia) and none of them give enough of a shit to run a farm. Basically, we would be looking at the impossible.

At least there are actual rural LGB who are out there making america great and helping people. God these troons are just embarrassing.

but it’s going to be interesting if one of them wises up when they default.

Gonna emphasize that because that's important for everyone to remember: "if". I'm sure one or two are forever simps for the tranch and mistrxss Penisy.

All the more reason to slaughter it in a few months and have some delicious spring lamb waiting in the freezie.

They're on record saying they're too big of pussies to kill animals. I'm sure that every time the animals breed they are too tunnel visoned and just think "wow, more product and cute babies!" The later more than the former of course.

Trannies don't want to be treated like everyone else. They want special and preferential treatment. They think they are better than everyone else, above everyone else, and should be placed on a pedestal.

This is what is hurting troons as well as helping them: on one hand they get to demand all the gibs and privileges and pussy and the wokesters give it without question. On the other hand, even some wokesters are waking up to the troon nightmare because of how much they're taking and censoring. Its really like letting addicts with low self esteem run wild.

I know some of you have clinical depression and think the troons are our new overlords, but they're not. Things will get worse before they get better here however.

 

[The Dude]

I think the few trans people who'd be competent enough to run such a place are already smart enough not to fucking fall into it. I'm a believer that there is .001% of the population suffering from troon and honest dysphoria, but even out of that population there's like 5 stable people (all mentally ill, just stable and not in a state of mania or depression or paranoia) and none of them give enough of a shit to run a farm. Basically, we would be looking at the impossible.

At least there are actual rural LGB who are out there making america great and helping people. God these troons are just embarrassing.

Gonna emphasize that because that's important for everyone to remember: "if". I'm sure one or two are forever simps for the tranch and mistrxss Penisy.

They're on record saying they're too big of pussies to kill animals. I'm sure that every time the animals breed they are too tunnel visoned and just think "wow, more product and cute babies!" The later more than the former of course.

This is what is hurting troons as well as helping them: on one hand they get to demand all the gibs and privileges and pussy and the wokesters give it without question. On the other hand, even some wokesters are waking up to the troon nightmare because of how much they're taking and censoring. Its really like letting addicts with low self esteem run wild.

I know some of you have clinical depression and think the troons are our new overlords, but they're not. Things will get worse before they get better here however.

I am glad that more and more people are getting wise to Political Correctness 2: Death to Speech Boogaloo, and I hope that it accelerates at an exponential rate. The first go at PC culture was bad enough, but it didn't have social media, major corporations, and an entire political party feeding it and making it grow. I think the woke SJW bullshit will die eventually as more people keep realizing what a terrible idea it is to kill off freedom of speech and expression and learning how toxic and vile troons are. But it's going to be a long fight before reason and sanity claims victory, because it's not just social media, Big Tech, leftard college professors, major corporations, the news media, Hollyweird, and the DNC that are stacked against the forces of rational decency. It's not just the fascist tactics that woketards and SJWs use to ram their views and expectations down decent people's throats, like intimidation, violence, silencing anyone with opposing views, deplatforming, canceling, rewriting history, forcing biased policy changes, manipulation of narratives, forcing the end of publication of "problematic materials", and so-on. It's also our nature. It's out natural drive for acceptance and to be seen as good people working against us. And the Woke Nazis and SJWs exploit people's natural desire for acceptance and to be seen as good people against them. That's why they are so quick to attack anyone who doesn't agree with them, slapping labels like "bigot" and "fascist" or anything else with a negative connotation to get other people to ostracize and alienate that person. As more people are starting to work against that natural drive and stop caring when someone labels them a Nazi it weakens the woketards and their platform.

Edit: Now that the Left has started to cannibalize itself because they're running out of targets on the Right, I think it's going to hasten the end of this culture war as the cannibalization continues to move steadily Left. As more moderate Liberals and Lefties get attacked and canceled over stupid bullshit, it will both get more people to wake up to this nightmare woke culture has created, and cause support for the remaining Lefties and Woke Nazis to die out.

 

[Tour of Italy]

Tenacious Unicorn Ranch installed 6,000 feet of 4-foot tall chicken-wire fence a year ago, which served its purpose keeping the herd on their property.
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Then came the Night of the Chud, the citric acid incident, and the alpaca assassination.

Tranch senior command Mxtress Phillip "Penis" Logue, Paul "Troon Boon" Mendoza, and Kevin "Amhole" Gibes received a strategic debriefing by T.A.R.D.S (Tenacious Alpaca Ranch Defense Systems) that recommended upgrades to perimeter fortifications, so as to ward off these types of wholly legitimate threats should enemy forces attempt them again.

Having already emptied the Tranch warchest on children's toys and dilators, they would have to rely on allies for financing. Luckily, hundreds of simps and chasers were more than happy to oblige, filling the Tranch coffers with $100k.

Now the Tranch is Chud-proof, impervious to Nazi invasion. Behold, the 6-foot tall chicken wire fence.
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Let’s not overlook the irony that while trying to protect themselves from the Trump Supporter Chud menace the first things they do are buy firearms and build a wall.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Always very uncomfortable to see pictures of Sex Perverts cuddling defenseless animals.