Orbiter TheGatorGamer / Christopher Brian Holloman / "Shannon Gaines" / GatorTimeYT - Ethan Ralph's former schizophrenic lapdog. Paid in pennies to defend his master online. Now emancipated and doxed by Ethan Ralph.

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How does one get -1 pussy? Assuming getting pussy means insertion, then -1 implies what, sodomy?
His jokes aren't even making sense today. I guess multiplying 2 digits together after a basic conversion is too hard for this catamite reptile.
I assume the minus one is that one girl mentioned earlier who wanted to meet up with Gator and is from the same state as him. So he counts him turning down pussy as being able to get pussy
 
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Gator just can't stop winning, guys.
Lmfao, Gaytor essentially admits to never having had sex. And all this sperging over some fucking silver coins? Who gives a shit? This kind of autism is precisely why you get no pussy Gaytor.

Well, that and the smell, the obesity and your hideous face. :story:
 
A dollar is like 8.1g.
0.81, so $6.6 for 8.1g.
He seemed lucky here, I thought that $6 was the amount of silver per coin, which means he was nearly spot on.

A dollar's worth of silver is about 1.23 grams, yeah gaydur is a fucking retard.
Sure, $6 per coin, they don't make the moulds to mint the coins for free you fucking imbecilic soundboard reptile.
For gator, here I present you cross multiplication.
Cross-multiplication
 
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For gator, here I present you cross multiplication.
Cross-multiplication
Even that's an overkill. 0.82 is 1-0.18, which is 1-0.2+0.02. So calculating the worth of each KF shekel is $31.1-$31.1*0.2+$31.1*0.02=31.1-6.22+0.622 you can do it all your head.

(Are White people that dumb with numbers? Oh right, these exist)
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Even that's an overkill. 0.82 is 1-0.18, which is 1-0.2+0.02. So calculating the worth of each KF shekel is $31.1-$31.1*0.2+$31.1*0.02=31.1-6.22+0.622 you can do it all your head.

(Are White people that dumb with numbers? Oh right, these exist)
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There are three variables that are known, the fraction on both side is equal, plot, compute and done.
A more elegant solution for gator to flex on these white women at med school.
Edit: Gator, it won't work. Count your calories, I bet you are going the way of Ralph drinking 4L of coke per day.
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How does one get -1 pussy? Assuming getting pussy means insertion of another, then -1 implies what, sodomy (ie, getting inserted)?
His jokes aren't even making sense today. I guess multiplying 2 digits together after a basic conversion is too hard for this catamite reptile.

This is just Gator showing off his 1337 0ldf4g computer science skills. In some programming languages -1 can be short hand for the maximum value of a given variable's type. So rather than someone getting -1 pussy, which is makes no sense, he means they will get maximum pussy, whatever that number happens to be.

Honestly if a girl is in your home asking to see your coin collection she's going to fuck you no matter what you pull out. If a girl sees you out in public wearing a shirt that says BROKE DICK FARMS I doubt she's even going to talk to you long enough to allow you to explain what a hilarious inside joke it is.
 
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This tweet is especially funny in light of the fact that Shannon was one of the stooges who got tricked into boosting the failed attempt at pumping silver back around the original GME surge. He was tweeting about how silver was about to increase massively in value for several days and was clearly basing his entire analysis on poorly understood, astroturfed /biz/ talking points. Many of his own followers pushed back on what he was saying.

Although he swept all of his own messages, there are numerous replies from back then that demonstrate this to be the case:

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Sure, all that nonsense barely moved the price, but now that Josh is getting involved its value is definitely going to plummet!

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This is just Gator showing off his 1337 0ldf4g computer science skills. In some programming languages -1 can be short hand for the maximum value of a given variable's type. So rather than someone getting -1 pussy, which is makes no sense, he means they will get maximum pussy, whatever that number happens to be.

Honestly if a girl is in your home asking to see your coin collection she's going to fuck you no matter what you pull out. If a girl sees you out in public wearing a shirt that says BROKE DICK FARMS I doubt she's even going to talk to you long enough to allow you to explain what a hilarious inside joke it is.
The piggie sold probably 4 of those, one verified buyer did get laid and he was a farmer. The others? Yeah :optimistic: :optimistic: :optimistic:

Source: {some 4chan post}
Leave it to gaydur to understand basic economics.
 
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Gator's back to actually tweeting instead of just re-tweeting. Hmm, I wonder what was the point of this tweet?
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This is my favorite thing Gator has ever said or done now.

The dumb nigger literally has the formula in the screen shot (1 troy ounce = 31.1 grams) and still tries to say I'm selling 1 gram coins

This is additionally funny because he's quoting me from my announcement post with the final price:
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But he apparently neglected the very first sentence.
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Like, there's no excuse. The only thing I can think of (other than deliberate misinformation to see what sticks) is that he knew that silver was about a dollar a gram thanks to the recent /biz/ noise about boomer rocks. Then, without even taking a nanosecond to check if I'm selling a gram or an ounce, rushed to check the spot of a gram, and just assumed that the markup of what I was selling was over 5000%.

But even that doesn't make sense. He knows the quote for striking a round ($6). But he apparently doesn't know how big a gram is. Let me elucidate the difference between a gram and an ounce.
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The left is silver. That's a 250g bar, approximately 8toz (8 rounds). It's worth about $250. It fits in the palm of my hand.
The right is gold. That is a sheet of twenty individual 1g rounds. They're worth about $55 each. They are smaller than my fingernails.

This is how much of a mutt Gator is. He can't even conceptualize a gram. He has no idea how fucking small or big a gram of silver would be. Despite being someone interested in finances and precious metals, he apparently has never even seen them in person to draw a frame of reference for it.

SAD.


(p.s. if you're wondering why I got a bunch of 1g rounds instead of a proper 1toz round, it's because I got them right at the start of COVID before we knew what it was and decided if society collapsed it'd be more prudent to bribe people with $55 of gold instead of a full ounce.)
 
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Gator , like Ralph , will larp as an expert and proponent of anything mildly popular that enters the Killstream sphere. Masterson makes contact and the two guntbearing midgets become experts on women. The expertise is to be as abusive and transactional as possible , and the fruits of this wisdom is Ralph having sex once with a BPD 1 and only paying 18 years of child support for it , while Gator , unburdened by income that could be taken for child support, might still be a virgin.
Likewise they have become experts on playing the financial markets and provide a platform for people to give their audience advice that can and likely will ruin their financial situation if followed.
None of this is shocking. I assume they never had anything in their upbringing that gives a person a strong foundation and the ability to at least temporarily resit the urge to please others. No strong parental figures, no stable group of friends.
What is shocking however is that the Killstream has become such a hug box that none of the orbiting cohosts , guests or even the tiny remaining audience is pushing back or at least laughing at this absurd display.
 
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Gator's back to actually tweeting instead of just re-tweeting. Hmm, I wonder what was the point of this tweet?
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So wait, if you sell a product with the explicit intent to make money from the product then it's a grift?

What is Gator even complaining about. I'm pretty sure that if someone buys a KiwiFarms silver coin token they're not buying it so they have precious metal to fall back on. It's some merch.
 
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Gator wins again!
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I love how Gator thinks Ralph came out of his little slap gunt fight looking like a winner. No Gator everyone involved is a loser.

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Only if we can get you in the ring too Gator, you can even wear your mask.
The cope is real, wigger wrangling and PRing for a hick is fun!
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Gaytor sweeping in the chat LOL!

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