@Cup Noodle The time has come. Your reading is here. I would like to remind everybody that:
1. It's just a party trick. Don't take any of it seriously.
2. I feel bound by
primum non nocere. If it was really bad I would've discarded it and do it again. But it wasn't, luckily.
3. I'm sorry for potato-quality picture but my phone camera is acting up and I had to use an old camera.
4. From the first picture to the end of this post I'm typing in-character. If anybody wants to talk about it later, we can
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Hello, Frens, stay a while and listen!
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Situation: Page of Swords. This card tells us what you're really asking about. Page of Swords is a young person, curious hungry for new knowledge. If you ask about how a relationship with another person will go - he tells us that you don't know that person but you are intrigued by them and you would like to know them better. We'll return to Pages a little later.
Obstacle: 10 of Swords. This card tells you what's stopping you in pursuit of your goal. And let me tell you, it's a bad card. It represents pain, poisoned wound that doesn't heal. Maybe you bear the wound, maybe the person you're asking about, maybe both of you. This wound needs to be tended before you can move on. Whoever bears the wound, they need to know it'll leave a scar but with enough effort it can stop hurting.
What was: 9 of Swords. This card represents the past. 9 of swords is a card of mental anguish, unrest, anxiety. Once again, we're talking about two people we can only speculate which one of you (or both of you) suffered this. When we look at the reading as a whole, we could speculate the wound 10 of Swords told us about began as a mental trauma and left unhealed grew into more aspects of life.
What will be: 3 of Swords. This card tells us about near future. 3 of Swords is a card of emotional pain and hurtful words. If we look at those three cards together we clearly see it's no time for romantic relationship. Wounds need to be healed and painful words need to be spoken before you can start thinking about it. Those cards warn you: tread carefully.
What you know: Ace of Wands. A card of new beginnings and new opportunities. You look at the situation with optimism, you are willing to act spontaneously and unconventionally.
What you feel: Arch-Priest. It's a card of spiritual wisdom and spiritual leadership. It would look like despite all the dick jokes you actually are a spiritual person who spent a lot of time developing moral \ ethical codex for yourself and you are happy enough with it to share it with others in hope of improving their lives.
How you'll see it: 10 of Wands. It's a card of burden you willingly took upon your shoulders and one of responsibility. If you proceed you may feel overwhelmed but remember, it's the last numeric of Wands, it promises your effort will not be in vain if only you endure.
Your surrounding: Page of Wands. Normally it's a free, relentless spirit. But let's get back to the beginning for a while. We have two Pages in this reading and remember, you are a King. I would say those Pages represent your kids. They are the focus of your world. Relentless, free and still learning the world and its machinations, like Pages of Swords and Wands. Remember, whatever you do will affect them. Take this into consideration before you act.
What you really need: Hanged Man. This is the advice cards give you. With this context they tell you to take different perspective, look at the situation with new eyes, turn it upside down like the Hanged Man. Just for a moment forget what you learned as Arch Priest. Push back spontaneous optimism and call to action brought by 10 of Wands and reflect on everything for a while.
The outcome: 10 of Coins. This is a card of fulfillment. And it's time to look back on our reading and sum it up. I would say this reading tells us that while you have good intentions but you can rush into action without reflection when a reflection is called for. You need to acknowledge past wounds and let them heal, give yourself some time to think before taking responsibility and once you do - endure. If you heed this advice you can have a fulfilling but (notice lack of Cups in our reading apart from your marker) rather platonic and friendly relationship with person in question than a romantic or erotic one.
Pick one, you crazy retard.
