Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

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I don’t know why I expected her to be able to handle basic cable management. Just a dangling surge protector with cats running around. What a fat moron.
Not just dangling- check out where the cord meets the green connector on the wall outlet. The cord is stripped and the wires appear to be exposed. And that’s above a double plugged outlet.

She’s going to burn that building down.
 
It is nice that Orion and Mel’s cat got along-probably because Mel’s cat was there first and Orion was young and likely stayed in her room. But, cats are territorial and the entire place is open to them.

Hopefully they get along since the new one is a kitten-but cats, unlike dogs, are not pack animals. It’s very possible they will not get along, which always manifests itself in litterbox troubles, among other things. Each cat needs its own litterbox plus one extra, which I’m sure she won’t do. (That’s four, if her mom’s cat is still there). She clearly didn’t confine the new cat until it got used to the area and allow the others to become curious about the new one.

When cats don’t care for each other there may be hissing and cat fights, but it’s not that obvious most of the time. The main problem will be the litterbox. They won’t share. And every time she buys a new one for, say, Saturn, Orion will go pee in it immediately, leaving it useless to Saturn who now won’t touch it. So Saturn will pick a place on a rug to go on. Good luck stopping that behavior once it starts. Plus, they start to scratch-scratching is good for their nails and they all do it, but is another way to mark their territory and can get worse when these silent fights go on. Her imaginary purple couch will be shreds in no time.

It’s an extremely hard problem to fix and the best way to prevent it is isolate one cat for a while when brought home, (which she obviously didn’t do) so it understands it is the other cats territory first and get the others curious enough to let it in. But that doesn’t always work.

Plus, that new cat is still a kitten, and kittens enjoy biting wires. It’s crazy that her set up looks like that to start, much less allowing a kitten in it. If the house doesn’t get burned down, she could easily have a fried cat.

It doesn’t always happen, but it’s a frequent problem that many don’t understand and Jude certainly is one who confuses animal behavior for human and if they aren’t outright fighting, she might think they are besties.

Soon, she’ll start grifting for cat trees, and sprays that supposedly make them calmer (that don’t really work) and whatever weird idea she comes up with to help her cats get along, plus a new chair because the cats will tear the place she is the most.

I hope they get along for the cats sake, but it’d be funny if they don’t for Judy. Not only is she a fat cat lady in her 20s but will soon be living in an apartment that stinks. :).
 
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Her paws are HUGE, damn. You can't even see her wrist anymore.

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Her apartment looks disgusting. So much for those "renovations"when she can't even bother to clean.
 
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Her paws are HUGE, damn. You can't even see her wrist anymore.

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Her apartment looks disgusting. So much for those "renovations"when she can't even bother to clean.
Didn't she JUST get Theo yesterday? It is way, way too soon to be allowing him and Orion to be in the same space. She's doing this all wrong and the cats are going to get territorial if she continues.
 
So I guess the "Mel secretly hates Jude and is forced to live with her for financial reasons" theory is debunked. I truly wonder what she sees in her.

It’s got to be the woke points. Mel is a lesbian but otherwise she’s white, cis and thin. Being friends with an overweight, non-binary POC gives her street cred. Or maybe it’s just the cats.
 
Judy and Mel have been friends for years. They did a YouTube collab way back if IRC. For all that I feel for Mel she's willingly kept in touch with Jude for several years so she may be a bit touched.
Pro tip: never agree to have a deathfat roommate. Not only will they eat all of your fucking food, they're filthy people. And you'll still be peeved by it years after you move out.
Can confirm. Living with a deathfat is an... eye opening experience to put it mildly
 
So I guess the "Mel secretly hates Jude and is forced to live with her for financial reasons" theory is debunked. I truly wonder what she sees in her.
They're both losers. Jude is a domineering asshole, and Mel is a weak-willed douchebag- those two types often team up.

Mel probably does feel slighted or irritated by Jude sometimes. But she sees Jude as so smart and put together, and an e-celebrity! So Mel thinks it's just her own fault for not being "on Jude's level." Jude leaving Mel without a roommate to help with rent, taking her cat's new buddy away, broadcasting her sex life online? That's just Jude knowing best, and doing what she has to do. She clearly has her shit in order, while Mel is struggling with bills and depression. Mel probably sees herself as lucky to be friends with Jude.

Meh, that's just my take. Hasn't everyone seen friendships like that? Usually not too often outside of middle school, but some people never mature.
 
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I totally agree @HamFan. Look at what Mel "lesbian" retweeted at the bottom of my screenshot. In Mel's smarter moments, she probably has an awareness that Jude is a manipulative user bitch who used Mel and tossed Mel.

But Mel probably doesn't have many friends herself. She is not native to NY, and she's a QwEerKy lEssbIan. Must be annoying and childish IRL to be around. She was the perfect doormat for queen Judy though. We didn't get the argument explosion we hoped for.
 
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Am I the only one to think that Jude is living with her Dad now? She might have 2 rooms and a bath room but he could still be there.....just saying. Did I miss the note where she kicked him out?
I've wondered, too. She said at one point (can't find where) that this was the first time she is living completely on her own. But the fact that she seemingly hasn't mentioned her mom's cat before/doesn't acknowledge its existence for the most part, has made me wonder if she's doing the same to her poor dad. Is he shoved in a room and not acknowledged because it's "her place" now? Hopefully that's a crazy theory, but would you put it past Jude?
Please pardon the double post.

 
Her dad moved into his own apartment. She mentioned it in her strim. He is at her place nowadays (probably during the day only) as he is her free painter / handyman during her "renovation". She said all this on recent strims.

You mermaid fans enjoy a Judy twitter dump where she does all the usual: consooming (for corsets this time!), grifting, talk about being fat and lazy to walk, wanting a hysterectomy due to cramps. Judy does all her " thinking" via twitter!

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