Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

I think Kevin is the perfect cow because he ticks every single box:
  • he's physically, hygienically and verbally gross
  • he has awful political takes
  • he's laziness incarnate
  • he's entitled
  • he's a troon
  • he views women as dumb breeding stock
  • he actively indoctrinates more vulnerable men into his fold
Anyway I could spend all day listing more reasons why Kevin is somehow repulsive on almost every level. He's like a merger of every negative attribute of the other cows on this site. The embodiment of every negative talking point you could have about the average twitter troon is brought to human form as Kevin.
I honestly can't wait until Kevin 41%'s himself. I know that goes against the whole milking lolcows thing but he really is a disgusting waste of space that this world would be better off without.
 
I honestly can't wait until Kevin 41%'s himself. I know that goes against the whole milking lolcows thing but he really is a disgusting waste of space that this world would be better off without.
Suicide is probably a fetish for kevin though. Nothing gets him off harder than a big meaty knife sliding into his cute wittle heart UwU
 
I think Kevin is the perfect cow because he ticks every single box:
  • he's physically, hygienically and verbally gross
  • he has awful political takes
  • he's laziness incarnate
  • he's entitled
  • he's a troon
  • he views women as dumb breeding stock
  • he actively indoctrinates more vulnerable men into his fold
Anyway I could spend all day listing more reasons why Kevin is somehow repulsive on almost every level. He's like a merger of every negative attribute of the other cows on this site. The embodiment of every negative talking point you could have about the average twitter troon is brought to human form as Kevin.
Just like when baneposting caused that plane to crash in France, the Kiwi Farms have literally memed the perfect cow into existence. We did it, reddit.
 
Call me an idiot, but I'm not familiar with this plane crash thing. Do you have a link?
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I honestly can't wait until Kevin 41%'s himself. I know that goes against the whole milking lolcows thing but he really is a disgusting waste of space that this world would be better off without.
1) that isn't milking cows, it's A-logging.
2) why would Kevin 41%? He's pretty successful in the troon world and he genuinely seems to enjoy living out his fantasy, or at any rate has persuaded himself he does. The people most likely to 41% are the ones he's groomed.
 
1) that isn't milking cows, it's A-logging.
2) why would Kevin 41%? He's pretty successful in the troon world and he genuinely seems to enjoy living out his fantasy, or at any rate has persuaded himself he does. The people most likely to 41% are the ones he's groomed.
Eventually all the delusions will come crashing down, they'll have to. The glaring proof that he's a man stares back at him every time he takes a selfie or looks in the mirror.

And the constant cope posting about his axe wound closing up on him. I think it's just a matter of time, no matter how well he grifts other idiots.
 
Eventually all the delusions will come crashing down, they'll have to.
I don't think you understand that he gets off to this. His delusions will never stop because they allow him to go to a magical place where he is a sexy woman with enormous tits called Kathryn.

Genuinely mentally ill people, such as Kevin Gibes, Chris Chan and Tommy Tooter, are not only willing to delude themselves but will refuse to snap back to reality because those delusions are far nicer than reality and form so much of a crutch that it's hard for them to live otherwise.
 
I honestly can't wait until Kevin 41%'s himself. I know that goes against the whole milking lolcows thing but he really is a disgusting waste of space that this world would be better off without.
But if Kevin dies then we would lose the entertainment that he brings. He is a unique lolcow, like the other poster said this dude tics the boxes to a degree that is like pure parody. Frankly, I'm amazed that someone like him actually exists. He's like a two-headed cow or some other freak of nature. Fun to watch, beggars belief, etc.

I hope Kevin lives another 20 years. Seems doubtful, but I really enjoy his content. Some of the other cows can get you mad, like bad parents screwing up their kids, but Kevin is like pure fun imo. Even watching his grooming attempts/successes amuses me. If someone falls for the troon cult then, let's be honest, they never had much going for them anyway. If it wasn't the troons that got to them it'd just be something like Scientology or hard drugs or some other bullshit.
 
At nobody surprise Kevin support the idea of trans children.
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I do love how both of them intentionally avoid confronting the actual point of what they're replying to.
>Transphobes literally do not think children are sentient beings.
Firstly, animals are "sentient" as well, but you wouldn't agree with mutilating them, would you?
I'm not even a parent but literally every adult knows that children often want what is explicitly terrible for them.
Nobody is denying that children CAN make choices, just that they always make the right ones - and it's even more critical when those choices have such dire potential outcomes.

I know this is obvious to everyone ITT already, but "trans kids" are the one part of the tranny phenomenon that really gets under my skin.
 
What would 50, 60, 70 year old Kevin even be like? He's both emasculated himself and crippled himself (in every video of him he clearly can't walk properly, and if that's not healed by now it's probably permanent), in the all-too-depressingly familiar story of fetishists getting into more and more extreme stuff for a coom. He has nothing to put on his resume (2019-20xx - Tenacious Unicorn Ranch - Played Overwatch. Also responsible for posting revolting personal information on Twitter. Masturbated a lot.) Even the most cursory search of either his old or new name results in a tidal wave of lazy, revolting perversion. He couldn't even get work in a sex shop or tattoo parlour where they generally don't care if you're a massive pervert because he has no work history, no skills, and no work ethic.

Long-term, Kev is fucked. The ranch will fail eventually - it's a financial black hole run by dangerous, insane people and sustained only by the goodwill of strangers and a political trend that lets AGPs get away with literally anything that will not last forever. If the Tranch does turn into Tranny Waco, Kev could end up with the kind of criminal convictions that will cause him serious issues finding a place to live, let alone a job. His inheritance money will run out, and he hasn't invested a single penny of it - it's all gone on Tranch rent or Transformers toys that depreciate by 95% the second he gets his grubby hands on them.

I guess most likely he tries to get disability or some other tugboat, but where will he go, what will he do? People tend not to let you couch surf once you're past 40 or so, they'll direct you to the homeless shelter instead. I doubt he'd have the income to live on his own, he has alienated his entire family, and I doubt any of his Twitter "friends" would let him move in given his record of laziness, filth and selfishness, or if they do I can't see them putting up with him for long.

Basically, I think his options will be to turn into a carbon copy of an existing cow:

ADF - gradually becomes more and more homeless as the number of people allowing him to couch surf dwindles, probably buries himself in some shithole anarchist commune. Maybe becomes a crazy old man living in the woods or the homeless shelter. I can't see Kev accepting such a drastic reduction in his creature comforts though, and most communes will expect him to work.
Tommy Tooter - The drug abuse gets to him and he loses his grip on reality entirely. He finds some favourable rent terms in some cheap shithole and becomes a crazy hoarder. This is dependent on him finding a place to wedge himself and managing his finances better than he currently does, which would require a degree of forward planning, intelligence and initiative that we've never seen from him thus far.
Panzy Gronski - He teams up and moves in with someone just as perverted as him and grows old as a feminised eunuch. His "mxtress" would have to be wealthy enough to accommodate him and actually get off on Kev being pathetic and useless. Whilst this would be materially the best outcome for Kevin and the only one where he doesn't starve to death at 60 surrounded by filth, I'm not sure Kev's ego would be able to accept becoming an actual sissy slut slave despite what his one-handed Twitter tirades would suggest. I don't think he really does have a humiliation fetish, he just thinks he ought to have one so he can flex his fetish collection the way he flexes his transformers collection.
 
I do love how both of them intentionally avoid confronting the actual point of what they're replying to.
>Transphobes literally do not think children are sentient beings.
Firstly, animals are "sentient" as well, but you wouldn't agree with mutilating them, would you?
I'm not even a parent but literally every adult knows that children often want what is explicitly terrible for them.
Nobody is denying that children CAN make choices, just that they always make the right ones - and it's even more critical when those choices have such dire potential outcomes.

I know this is obvious to everyone ITT already, but "trans kids" are the one part of the tranny phenomenon that really gets under my skin.
Same tho. The whole giving hormone blockers to children thing was what tipped me over the peak of Mt. Trans. The whole thing is extremely fucked up and a talking point that needs to be pushed way harder than it is. Most US troons seem to be blissfully unaware of the fucking Kiera Bell/Tavistock case in the UK, and the majority of them legit seem to think that hormone blockers are magic gender pause buttons because none of these people bother to actually research anything as that might crush their ideal gender fantasyland.

It's particularly disgusting how they try to reframe it as "dehumanizing" to gender-confused children. This isnt a matter of sentience. It's a matter of informed consent. The line of reasoning that children have the ability to consent to major elective surgery that will permanently impact their lives is literally a slippery slope to just saying kids can consent to sex and holy shit i am MATI
 
Since Kevin's not posted any horrific selfies in... oh, at least five minutes, I come bearing vintage Kevin content! Feat. ~super queer snuggles~ with Jen/Norinthia, and oh my god look at that fucking chin what the hell Kevin. Also a weirdly non-genetic-anomaly-looking Jen, given the genuinely inhuman shape of his head in more recent selfies.

Edit: forgot the links.
https://twitter.com/norintha/status/986710488418476032
https://archive.md/HsMso

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>Transphobes literally do not think children are sentient beings.
Funny, this is usually arguments a pedo uses right before they say "and that's why I should be allowed to have sex with them, they can make their own choices."
Children want to eat ice cream for breakfast every day, but we don't let them because it's unhealthy.
Children want to play in the road but we don't let them because it's not safe.
Children don't work anymore in first world countries because we realized how fucked that is.
But of course pedoshielder Gibes is psychologically incapable of seeing anything outside of a coom lens. Yes, because you metaphorically cream your pants at the idea of being a sexualized sissy rapeslave child, that obviously means trooning out children is a sane idea.
No wonder no one cares about you.
 
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