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Considering how Zidane always hated degeneracy, I really, really wonder what his take is on Ralph's behavior the past two years.
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Yea, i'm not gonna be trusting a mod of Nick Rekieta on literally anything regarding the lawSo, a cursory search of Virginia law on the topic.
Trespass: https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter5/section18.2-119/
If any person without authority of law goes upon or remains upon the lands, buildings or premises of another, or any portion or area thereof, after having been forbidden to do so, either orally or in writing, by the owner, lessee, custodian, or the agent of any such person, or other person lawfully in charge thereof, or after having been forbidden to do so by a sign or signs posted by or at the direction of such persons or the agent of any such person or by the holder of any easement or other right-of-way authorized by the instrument creating such interest to post such signs on such lands, structures, premises or portion or area thereof at a place or places where it or they may be reasonably seen, or if any person, whether he is the owner, tenant or otherwise entitled to the use of such land, building or premises, goes upon, or remains upon such land, building or premises after having been prohibited from doing so by a court of competent jurisdiction by an order issued pursuant to §§ 16.1-253, 16.1-253.1, 16.1-253.4, 16.1-278.2 through 16.1-278.6, 16.1-278.8, 16.1-278.14, 16.1-278.15, 16.1-279.1, 19.2-152.8, 19.2-152.9 or § 19.2-152.10 or an ex parte order issued pursuant to § 20-103, and after having been served with such order, he shall be guilty of a Class 1 misdemeanor. This section shall not be construed to affect in any way the provisions of §§ 18.2-132 through 18.2-136.
Ralph was told he was not welcome on the property in the video by Digibro, so this would be a clear-cut case of trespass.
Burglary: https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter5/section18.2-89/
If any person break and enter the dwelling house of another in the nighttime with intent to commit a felony or any larceny therein, he shall be guilty of burglary, punishable as a Class 3 felony; provided, however, that if such person was armed with a deadly weapon at the time of such entry, he shall be guilty of a Class 2 felony.
The question on this is if it constitutes breaking and entering which I'm not sure on. It seems to be forcible entry but, again, not sure. He did, however, have the intent to trespass so that might be enough for this.
Assault and Battery: https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter4/section18.2-57/
Any person who commits a simple assault or assault and battery is guilty of a Class 1 misdemeanor, and if the person intentionally selects the person against whom a simple assault is committed because of his race, religious conviction, gender, disability, gender identity, sexual orientation, color, or national origin, the penalty upon conviction shall include a term of confinement of at least six months.
When they help him to find the phone he claims to have lost in the house and Ralph sucker punches him, that's the assault and battery.
Of course don't get your hopes up, this is all predicated on charges being filed. But it's entertaining to read up on it. Obviously, I am not a lawyer, yadda yadda yadda, and if I'm wrong @AnOminous can tell me I'm a fucking retard.
Lol no chance. They told him to grab the stuff they left on the property, he comes up, very politely given the circumstances, to speak to them after ascertaining that some things are missing and gets sucker-punched by one of Digi's psycho harem members.So, a cursory search of Virginia law on the topic.
Trespass: https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter5/section18.2-119/
If any person without authority of law goes upon or remains upon the lands, buildings or premises of another, or any portion or area thereof, after having been forbidden to do so, either orally or in writing, by the owner, lessee, custodian, or the agent of any such person, or other person lawfully in charge thereof, or after having been forbidden to do so by a sign or signs posted by or at the direction of such persons or the agent of any such person or by the holder of any easement or other right-of-way authorized by the instrument creating such interest to post such signs on such lands, structures, premises or portion or area thereof at a place or places where it or they may be reasonably seen, or if any person, whether he is the owner, tenant or otherwise entitled to the use of such land, building or premises, goes upon, or remains upon such land, building or premises after having been prohibited from doing so by a court of competent jurisdiction by an order issued pursuant to §§ 16.1-253, 16.1-253.1, 16.1-253.4, 16.1-278.2 through 16.1-278.6, 16.1-278.8, 16.1-278.14, 16.1-278.15, 16.1-279.1, 19.2-152.8, 19.2-152.9 or § 19.2-152.10 or an ex parte order issued pursuant to § 20-103, and after having been served with such order, he shall be guilty of a Class 1 misdemeanor. This section shall not be construed to affect in any way the provisions of §§ 18.2-132 through 18.2-136.
Ralph was told he was not welcome on the property in the video by Digibro, so this would be a clear-cut case of trespass.
Burglary: https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter5/section18.2-89/
If any person break and enter the dwelling house of another in the nighttime with intent to commit a felony or any larceny therein, he shall be guilty of burglary, punishable as a Class 3 felony; provided, however, that if such person was armed with a deadly weapon at the time of such entry, he shall be guilty of a Class 2 felony.
The question on this is if it constitutes breaking and entering which I'm not sure on. It seems to be forcible entry but, again, not sure. He did, however, have the intent to trespass so that might be enough for this.
Assault and Battery: https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter4/section18.2-57/
Any person who commits a simple assault or assault and battery is guilty of a Class 1 misdemeanor, and if the person intentionally selects the person against whom a simple assault is committed because of his race, religious conviction, gender, disability, gender identity, sexual orientation, color, or national origin, the penalty upon conviction shall include a term of confinement of at least six months.
When they help him to find the phone he claims to have lost in the house and Ralph sucker punches him, that's the assault and battery.
Of course don't get your hopes up, this is all predicated on charges being filed. But it's entertaining to read up on it. Obviously, I am not a lawyer, yadda yadda yadda, and if I'm wrong @AnOminous can tell me I'm a fucking retard.
He needs that Kevin Smith fit, with XXXXL John Cena jorts and all.
You plan to be Guntknighted? he knights you by dropping it on your head. If you survive, you are a Knight of the Gunt.That was the most beautiful gunt I have ever seen. I kneel to you, King Ralph.
Careful, get too touchy with him and he'll tell General Mattis on you!Yea, i'm not gonna be trusting a mod of Nick Rekieta on literally anything regarding the law
250K go fund me for Digibro's legal fees in a clear win case against the Gunt when?Nick Rekieta
He's probably on the hook for anything his pedocunt tried to do too. If stealing the Switch was a felony or larceny that probably puts him on the hook for burglary himself. As with most of these things, I wouldn't be surprised to see nothing happen, although I think they're more likely to take it seriously when it's a) on video and b) he actually crosses the threshold to sucker punch a guy who had been giving him back his shit, what a fucking pussy.The question on this is if it constitutes breaking and entering which I'm not sure on. It seems to be forcible entry but, again, not sure. He did, however, have the intent to trespass so that might be enough for this.
There's nothing Ralph needs like lots and lots of Dick.Ralph follows Dick more than likewise, Dick doesn't need Ralph as much as Ralph needs Dick.
Considering digibro didn't take the out of just closing the door when Ralph was repeatedly telling him 'I bet you'll close that door' they're likely to just write it off as mutual combat between white trash.Of course don't get your hopes up, this is all predicated on charges being filed.
I think the stolen Switch happened before any of this happened, but I may be misinterpreting what was said.He's probably on the hook for anything his pedocunt tried to do too. If stealing the Switch was a felony or larceny that probably puts him on the hook for burglary himself. As with most of these things, I wouldn't be surprised to see nothing happen, although I think they're more likely to take it seriously when it's a) on video and b) he actually crosses the threshold to sucker punch a guy who had been giving him back his shit, what a fucking pussy.
Wow that actually looks like the Twitter peach emoji"What is it thinking Colonel?"
"....Its afraid."
THIS IS A DIRECT MESSAGE TO JARED HOLT