Trashfire Ethan Ralph went to Digibros house and got into a fist fight with everyone Digibro lives with.

Ralph's hilarious even when he "wins". I'm glad he didn't go to jail over the revenge porn because now he's out here doing shit like this. I don't know why he thinks we only ever want him to fail.
What's interesting to me is that you can actually tell how his drug-addled brain keeps slipping further and further into the delusion that he's invincible the more stunts he keeps getting away with. From him breaking parole with drug-use, the sex-tape and now home-invasion and assault to him bragging about his crimes on every platform he has access to it's only a matter of time till he escalates to something he won't walk away from.

I honestly thought last nights shenanigans might've been it but he's tremendously lucky that he did it to a handful of cowardly freaks that completely mishandled the situation, both legally and in terms of optics, making the Gunt look pathetic but at least less pathetic than the Digicrew.
 
Ralph and Pantsu OTP, what a brave and stunning couple
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He’s definitely getting some from his kike whore tonight, good for Ralph. I hope the “wins” keep coming. Smug Ralph is best Ralph, his Punished Ralph phase while his mom was dying (unconfirmed) really bummed me out. I hope he stays at this level of smug for the year. He always makes his best choices when he’s like this.
 
When the knights of old would defend milady's honor in a jousting tournament or the aristocrat would fight a duel at dawn to avenge a slight to their lady's good name, this surely must be how they envisioned the future of such heroic struggles would go - gunts a flapping, women doing the actual work, fighting over slights about height and stuff that was already in the yard. May truly is the new Helen of Troy.
 
More funny, is that instead of just phoning up and being polite at which point this would have been a none issue, May was a complete cunt from the start and then Ethan thought that acting like a tough guy - forgetting the reality that he resembles the reanimated corpse of Henry VIII - would somehow lead to a good outcome here.
Henry VIII was over six feet tall at a time that was a giant of a man. Ethan Ralph is five feet tall at a time that makes him a manlet that other manlets laugh at.
 

Drunk Uncle is talking about it. He's trying to get Ralph on to talk about it.

Edit: Ralph told Tommy that he's in the hospital and can't call in until 6.

Edit Edit: Gator is on.
 
He’s definitely getting some from his kike whore tonight, good for Ralph. I hope the “wins” keep coming. Smug Ralph is best Ralph, his Punished Ralph phase while his mom was dying (unconfirmed) really bummed me out. I hope he stays at this level of smug for the year. He always makes his best choices when he’s like this.
oh yeah what happened to his mom, ralph why are you helping a pack mule load when you should be moving your mom to a more suited facility instead of reeing about covid hypocrisy
 
Minus the sucker punch, I didn't see Ralph land a single blow throughout the entirety of this. He pulled some gay dudes hair whilst May was probably doing the majority of the work. Yet he's playing it off as a win. Ralph is yet again completely delusional, and it's clear why he was refusing to fight PPP - he would have lost.
He's pretty good at pulling hair though.
 
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