Trashfire Ethan Ralph went to Digibros house and got into a fist fight with everyone Digibro lives with.

Mr E. Grifter said:
Minus the sucker punch, I didn't see Ralph land a single blow throughout the entirety of this. He pulled some gay dudes hair whilst May was probably doing the majority of the work. Yet he's playing it off as a win. Ralph is yet again completely delusional, and it's clear why he was refusing to fight PPP - he would have lost.

More funny, is that instead of just phoning up and being polite at which point this would have been a none issue, May was a complete cunt from the start and then Ethan thought that acting like a tough guy - forgetting the reality that he resembles the reanimated corpse of Henry VIII - would somehow lead to a good outcome here. It really is just the perfect display of why Ralph is such a fat loser, just because the twinks Gator and Andy Warski were scared of him for some reason why would anyone else on the planet be? Especially in their own fucking home.
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Best part was after he coward punched riley the regular sized dude squared up to Ralph and Ralph got his reality check. Im sure that guy is a weak ass faggot aswell but he was atleast not morbily obese.
Malaika said:
Riley bitching out of that call after talking all that shit about Ralph almost, (almost) put me in Ralph's corner regarding this. Thank you for not humoring him, Riley is a punk bitch.
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If it was anyone else but Riley that could have been a total win. A confontration of Ralph getting his ego checked. But unfortunately Riley is not only weak mentally hes weak physically aswell.
How fucking funny would it have been if he taped up a ruler on the door with 5´1 clearly marked or what if he bought a blowup pig an dressed it in killstream merch? There was so much oppertunity for greatness instead we just got two pigs wrestling.
 
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albert chan said:
Can we just talk about how Ethan did all of this on Palm Sunday of all days?
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Also Passover started, so I guess that blood he sprayed on the door might of been to have god pass over that house in his wrath, or perhaps to anger god and to send down his wrath? I don't know if it works the same way when there is that much gravitational disturbance.
 
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Doctor Ivo Robotnik Sr. said:
I'm retarded, ralph would 100 percent win a case on this. You can't suckerpunch a guy even if he walked into your room. He should've been asked to leave or the door should have been closed before he got inside.
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Problem for Ralph is May was told not to bring him. He was being threatening via text, and in person. Yes it was a sucker punch, but at the end of the day he was being aggressive and had trespassed when he was specifically told not to.
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
Problem for Ralph is May was told not to bring him. He was being threatening via text, and in person. Yes it was a sucker punch, but at the end of the day he was being aggressive and had trespassed when he was specifically told not to.
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You can't really use that line of reasoning when the door is open. If you're really threatened by the guy close the door. The fact that they didn't close the door means that weren't really that scared of him making the justification of fear moot.
 
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Much like how the members of Eight-Nation Alliance who fought together against the Boxer Rebellion at the start of the 20th Century would go on to fight against each other in one of the bloodiest conflicts in human history within the next decade. The five lolcows in this picture who came together to BTFO the Broke Dick Farms are now, within a year, fighting each other at two in the morning in perhaps the guntiest conflict in human history.

It really is a tragedy...
 
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