Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[multiverse]

Tess went from Saturday naps doing nothing - whining about lack of narc supply, since she found someone to take Bowie - to off on a vacation with a new feeder within a day. It's not fat, it's BOOBS my 15 year old son!

So where the fuck is her 4 year old? And did they know that she wasn't coming back all weekend?

Saturday:


Sunday:

 

[Flawmil]

Tess went from Saturday naps doing nothing - whining about lack of narc supply, since she found someone to take Bowie - to off on a vacation with a new feeder within a day. It's not fat, it's BOOBS my 15 year old son!

So where the fuck is her 4 year old? And did they know that she wasn't coming back all weekend?

Saturday:
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Sunday:
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The way she just smooths out any cellulite and those red pimples that were on her chest in her videos. How are her fans not offended? She puts out this extreme unrealistic beauty standard (contradictory to her hashtag) where an obese 400 pound woman has the skin of a 19 year old size 2.

 

[America's Giggling Gigolo]

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Imagine being the poor Doordash driver that pulled up to this elephant in a bikini. Do you think this is a glimpse inside her feeder's house?

 

[Miss Misery]

Sunday:

LOL she thinks she looks so cute but that saggy-ass cleavage reveals the fact that her nipples are pointing towards her feet.

 

[Haesindang Park]

The way she just smooths out any cellulite and those red pimples that were on her chest in her videos. How are her fans not offended? She puts out this extreme unrealistic beauty standard (contradictory to her hashtag) where an obese 400 pound woman has the skin of a 19 year old size 2.

Her fans are feeders and dumbasses.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

LOL she thinks she looks so cute but that saggy-ass cleavage reveals the fact that her nipples are pointing towards her feet.

Even God couldn't part the red sea as much as these ham hock fat packs. You could have gotten and freed the entirety of the slaves from the ottoman empire between these.

The top is like a Cheese pull against the strain and I'm reminded of sideshow mels refrain in the simpsons. "The dress is held together by the collective will of all the peoples."

Also she needs to calm the shooping of her head... she going to look like one of those shrunken head artifacts soon.

 

[Water-T]

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So sad to see that Corky from "Life Goes On" trooned out

 

[multiverse]

Of course it's a black dude.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

 

[Haesindang Park]

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Her face looks fake as hell. Who's the makeup artist in this and how much are they getting paid for this?

 

[AprilRains]

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I AM 12 AND WHAT IS THIS

 

[CobraPlissken]

Her face looks fake as hell. Who's the makeup artist in this and how much are they getting paid for this?

It's a filter

 

[Pollybock]

Current filter fave. And on the skinny moms who post with it, their lips look like tess’ but when she does same one she looks like that. Her actual lips/face is a fucking filter for regular people

 

[Putin Bot]

While Tess is using a filter, there's actually two women who are a bit infamous, due to the excessive lip filler they use. I'm too lazy to remember their goddamn names or look them up (and quite frankly, these pictures should be enough).

Spoiler: Who wants to kiss this?

She is a fetish model, the fetish part being her gigantic lips. And while she does use photoshop, unfortunately, those lips are 100% real.

Spoiler: Another filler queen

Not too sure about this chick, except she's very much addicted to plastic surgery, and has apparently gotten more nose jobs than Michael Jackson.

Didn't mean to derail, just was surprised there was a filter that'd make your lips look like that. As you can see, it doesn't translate so well into real life,

 

[maggots]

I still see her forehead craters with this Bratz doll filter and heavy professional makeup, amazing. Also, who is this black dude she’s hanging with? A feeder john? I clicked on his Instagram and he’s a musician and doesn’t have a lot of followers (1.6k). I feel like this is a set up for a TLC: Cake Farters series.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

still see her forehead craters

Can you explain to me what do you mean here? I can't see shit. Craters as enlarged pores? Or closed comedones?

 

[maggots]

Can you explain to me what do you mean here? I can't see shit. Craters as enlarged pores? Or closed comedones?

I’m not very knowledgeable about skin conditions, but with a filter like that I assumed everything would be flawless and airburushed. But this is what I see -

To me it looks like pigmentation and bumps all over. All of those little imperfections from not using sunscreen and never exfoliating.

 

[CobraPlissken]

I’m not very knowledgeable about skin conditions, but with a filter like that I assumed everything would be flawless and airburushed. But this is what I see -
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To me it looks like pigmentation and bumps all over. All of those little imperfections from not using sunscreen and never exfoliating.

It's probably just compression artifact in the screencap itself. Her skin is indeed pitted, but this kind of filter always smoothes out everything that isn't eyes, nostrils and lips.

 

[Haesindang Park]

It's a filter

I didn't think there could be a filter that makes one's mouth look like a swollen anus.

 

[Pina Colada]

I didn't think there could be a filter that makes one's mouth look like a swollen anus.

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