TGWTG Nostalgia Chick / Lindsay Ellis / TheDudette - aka Hotdogs in face girl

[Revo]

I'm actually way more transfixed watching the various kiwis throw down over the concept of having children than I am with the whole Ellis getting cancelled thing. After all, the way twitter progressives self cannibalize is well known, since they're all loathsome little goblins who despise everyone including themselves and have formed a dark pact to dedicate all their waking energy to destroying anything anyone else has made instead of dedicating any of it to self improvement, and the nails that stick up are the ones that get hammered in first.

As to having kids, I have some news that might upset you guys: you can be a wealthy Middle Eastern oil sheikh with 18 wives and 100 kids and when you're fucking dead it'll be no different than if you'd been, say, some autistic weirdo whose only accomplishment in life was making a comic about an electric hedgehog pokemon and who's internalized more of their own ejaculate than any woman ever did. Gone is gone.
So we could sit here all day arguing and it would be pointless because in the end no one even can be right, so just go with your gut and stop obsessing over what the logically superior option is. Want to have some kids? Have some kids. Don't want to have kids? Don't. Worry about what's right for you and don't expect any grand logic to nod in approval of your decisions.

Of course just be aware you aren't going to be young forever, and if you decide you don't want kids now because you're too hip and busy to bother, understand that people's opinion on the matter tends to change once they're busy watching others get together for holidays and birthdays with their children and grandchildren while you age in solitude knowing that if you were to have a heart attack you'd be long since eaten down to bone by your cats before anyone even knew enough to come scrape up your corpse.


That's where Lindsay fucked up, I think. I have absolutely no doubt she would've been happier if she'd had that child, but obviously she can't do that, she's a strong and independent woke woman and strong independent woke women don't permit themselves to be bogged down by wholesome natural things like having children, because wokeness is an entropy-seeking ideology that despises creation. In fact I suspect she also knows she would've led a different and perhaps happier life if she'd not gotten an abortion, but with her age and attitude all she can do now is serve as an example to other women why the far left enthusiasm for terminating pregnancies without a second thought is so misguided.


Don't listen to this Lindsay. There's only one way to atone for your sins and be accepted back into the ranks of the woke. You know what has to be done.

Take the troon pill Lindsay. Do it.

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To users like @Uberpenguin and @Sheryl Nome : Making posts like "dear (insert name lolcow here"), "don't listen to them, (insertlolcownamehere)" is very autistic and gay .

 

[Sheryl Nome]

To users like @Uberpenguin and @Sheryl Nome : Making posts like "dear (insert name lolcow here"), "don't listen to them, (insertlolcownamehere)" is very autistic and gay .

Yeah but its fun.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I’d rather read the Dear Lindsay posts than wade through all the autists sperging about abortion

 

[Kulee Baba]

I'm actually way more transfixed watching the various kiwis throw down over the concept of having children than I am with the whole Ellis getting cancelled thing. After all, the way twitter progressives self cannibalize is well known, since they're all loathsome little goblins who despise everyone including themselves and have formed a dark pact to dedicate all their waking energy to destroying anything anyone else has made instead of dedicating any of it to self improvement, and the nails that stick up are the ones that get hammered in first.

As to having kids, I have some news that might upset you guys: you can be a wealthy Middle Eastern oil sheikh with 18 wives and 100 kids and when you're fucking dead it'll be no different than if you'd been, say, some autistic weirdo whose only accomplishment in life was making a comic about an electric hedgehog pokemon and who's internalized more of their own ejaculate than any woman ever did. Gone is gone.
So we could sit here all day arguing and it would be pointless because in the end no one even can be right, so just go with your gut and stop obsessing over what the logically superior option is. Want to have some kids? Have some kids. Don't want to have kids? Don't. Worry about what's right for you and don't expect any grand logic to nod in approval of your decisions.

Of course just be aware you aren't going to be young forever, and if you decide you don't want kids now because you're too hip and busy to bother, understand that people's opinion on the matter tends to change once they're busy watching others get together for holidays and birthdays with their children and grandchildren while you age in solitude knowing that if you were to have a heart attack you'd be long since eaten down to bone by your cats before anyone even knew enough to come scrape up your corpse.


That's where Lindsay fucked up, I think. I have absolutely no doubt she would've been happier if she'd had that child, but obviously she can't do that, she's a strong and independent woke woman and strong independent woke women don't permit themselves to be bogged down by wholesome natural things like having children, because wokeness is an entropy-seeking ideology that despises creation. In fact I suspect she also knows she would've led a different and perhaps happier life if she'd not gotten an abortion, but with her age and attitude all she can do now is serve as an example to other women why the far left enthusiasm for terminating pregnancies without a second thought is so misguided.


Don't listen to this Lindsay. There's only one way to atone for your sins and be accepted back into the ranks of the woke. You know what has to be done.

Take the troon pill Lindsay. Do it.

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But then we'd have TWO Nostalgia Guys. One is hard enough on the internet.

 

[Caesar Augustus]

Ironically enough she looks like a "hapa" herself.

A "happalachian", if you will.

Maybe she's the descendent of a Chinese railworker or Chang and Eng or something. That would definitely make this ironic.

 

[Boku no Pico de Gallo]

Can someone actually explain to me what's so amazing about avatar that is being ripped off supposedly here? And other places? Is it young kid goes on a journey in a land to become powerful or whatever? Is it the uniting the tribes stuff? The unbalanced kingdom trope? None of these are original to avatar the last airbender

It isn't that original, seemed like the standard Hero's Journey with a ragtag group to me, but it was a lot of people's first exposure to western style Oriental fantasy. Maybe Raya did rip it off, but SJWs interpreted her critique it as "this cracker only thinks cartoons about Asians made by WHITE GUYS are original."

What gets left out in the discussion here is she also said half of new young adult books were Avatar rip offs, which was weird to me. I think the bitch needs to stop reading kid books and Watch a Different Show. Did she deserve to be cancelled over it? Maybe not, but she brought it on herself and it was hilarious.

 

[NulWillBecomeTranny]

As to having kids, I have some news that might upset you guys: you can be a wealthy Middle Eastern oil sheikh with 18 wives and 100 kids and when you're fucking dead it'll be no different than if you'd been, say, some autistic weirdo whose only accomplishment in life was making a comic about an electric hedgehog pokemon and who's internalized more of their own ejaculate than any woman ever did. Gone is gone.

we get it, you're a fucken loser and everyone dies, and you like that being dead finally puts you on equal footing with other people. Why have kids? Why bother getting a job you like? Why eat well so you can be healthy and mobile in your old age? We're dead in the end anyway. You hedonistic fucking degenerates are you going destroy yourselves, have no goals, and will be left alone to die in your old age. I don't know, I'm just a guy on the internet, but this loser mentality I see so often now is pathetic. "Nothing matters because we die".

 

[Tragi-Chan]

What gets left out in the discussion here is she also said half of new young adult books were Avatar rip offs, which was weird to me. I think the bitch needs to stop reading kid books and Watch a Different Show. Did she deserve to be cancelled over it? Maybe not, but she brought it on herself and it was hilarious.

She should have read The Crucible instead. Might offer some insights into her current situation.

 

[Applejack is Best Pony]

These aren't feminists; they're bitter catladies who can't keep a man satisfied or interested.

So they're feminists.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Rob is Filipino on his mom's side, so he can kind of get away with it.

Maybe with stupid (that is, SJW) white people to whom all Asians are the same, but not with actual Asians, who all hate each other. Actual Chinese would screech to high heaven about some dirty half-Phillipino daring to mock their superior culture if that happened today. Being half or even all Phillipino wouldn't make it better for them, it would make it worse.

 

[LionoRaptor]

I posted this a ways back. The case in question was when William Blatty (author of The Exorcist) sued the NYT for excluding his book, claiming that they were harming him economically by not putting him on when his book was selling well enough to earn him a spot. The Times' defense was that the Bestseller List was an "editorial product" and protected speech as (basically) an opinion piece. This defense held up all the way to the Supreme Court and still stands to this day.

I have no idea how something called the "Bestseller list" can be interpreted by a reasonable person as something other than "a list of best sellers," but I'm inclined to think that, like the "actual malice" standard, the courts carving out special exceptions for the press is just one corrupt institution doing favors for another (change my mind.)


Refresh my memory, but aren't the BreadTube crowd atheists or some really squishy minority religion (Islam, Judaism) if they need more intersectional Pokemon Points? They seem pretty much opposed to any kind of serious religious/metaphysical thought.

What I'm saying is that Linday shouldn't believe in souls at all, so her getting her granny panties in a twist over the portrayal of something that she doesn't believe exists just because it acknowledges the views of people she disagrees with... christ, how self-centered can you get? It's even better when you remember that she claims to be a serious critic, but won't even engage a piece of fiction because she doesn't like how a fictional metaphysical construct is implemented. Way to do your job.

Defection cycles suck like that. The only thing worse is not defecting, which is why the American right manages to be simultaneously immense and powerless.


If you believe Haidt's moral foundations theory, that's exactly what's happening: WEIRD liberals exist in only two moral dimensions, while conservatives (even WEIRD ones) have those two plus the remaining three/four. Basically, right-wingers can understand left-wing moral values, but the reverse isn't true (this is supported by ideological Turing tests going all the way back to the 70s.) So to people like Lindsay, a moral judgment that doesn't reference her stunted moral system looks like insanity and/or evil, which is probably one of the reasons they constantly attribute ulterior motives to people who disagree with them.

That is why liberals are hated in America. They believe in absolutes. You can have liberal values even abortion and still believe in God. Nothing wrong with that but the liberals follow an all or nothing approach. Believing in God offers a comfort to people.

Lindsay may hate South Park but South Park was very educational regarding the cultural hatred between Japan and China. All those Asian countries hate each other.

 

[Maradontia]

Moviebob jacking off in his undies muttering "How do you like that, you fucking cunt?", right now.

Looks like Moviebob's got a chance.

Did she really say that people were "squinting" in a conversation where she was being accused of being anti-Asian?

Maybe the ching chongs couldn't my tweet read through their tiny, slanted eyes! Honk honk!

 

[Steinercard]

we get it, you're a fucken loser and everyone dies, and you like that being dead finally puts you on equal footing with other people. Why have kids? Why bother getting a job you like? Why eat well so you can be healthy and mobile in your old age? We're dead in the end anyway. You hedonistic fucking degenerates are you going destroy yourselves, have no goals, and will be left alone to die in your old age. I don't know, I'm just a guy on the internet, but this loser mentality I see so often now is pathetic. "Nothing matters because we die".

Look lads, I'm no one special or even all that smart. I guess if we think logically about it nothing really matters and we're all going to die. But that's why it's so important for people to FIND meaning in their life. It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks as long as you're satisfied with what you did in life before the end. Regardless of what autists on a tranny stalker forum say, when you finally die, you want to be proud of what you did right? Maybe even proud of what you left behind? I think the big issue with SJW group think parotted by Lindsey and her ilk is that it is constantly thinking of short term goals and never long term consequences. In 40 - 50 years we're going to have a lot of bitter old milenials without kids who are going to whine they didn't have them when they should have and that's somehow society's fault for "manipulating them" or something like that.

 

[Emperor Julian]

ironic that contra is the only one of her mates to show any balls and stuck up for her mate.

 

[Karras Rising]

Can't shake the feeling everyone on all sides of this has just been riled up by a single troll who thought it would be funny to say that 'squint' is racist

 

[Blood Debts]

I’d rather read the Dear Lindsay posts than wade through all the autists sperging about abortion

What makes it funnier is that there’s almost a one hundred percent guarantee that none of the spergs moralfagging about it are women or have children themselves, much like the very woketards who sperg about racial issues while not even being a member of that race.

You can have an opinion about abortion/having children, just don’t act like yours is the correct one when the closest thing you’ve done to procreating is jacking off into a sock while thinking about the hot Door Dash driver who handed you your bag of McDonalds.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I'd say it's a mix of YouTube just starting out and not really hitting its stride around the time CA was hitting its peak and the CA crowd going to the TGWTG.com site when it sprung up in the aftermath of copyright strike after copyright strike.

The early days I totally get, (I can't believe some of the shit I used to find entertaining on 2008 YouTube,) but looking at Doug or Lindsay's stuff today it still has abysmal writing, acting and production values and yet, presumably, people still watch them. That's what mystifies me.

 

[French Slut]

What makes it funnier is that there’s almost a one hundred percent guarantee that none of the spergs moralfagging about it are women or have children themselves, much like the very woketards who sperg about racial issues while not even being a member of that race.

You can have an opinion about abortion/having children, just don’t act like yours is the correct one when the closest thing you’ve done to procreating is jacking off into a sock while thinking about the hot Door Dash driver who handed you your bag of McDonalds.

Amen. Jesus fucking Christ these people need a reality check. Sperging about abortion and the nuclear family on an autistic forum where the discussion at hand is circlejerking about some doughy, internet-famous SJW getting Twitter canceled. Read the room you spergs. Being anti-abortion isn’t a contrarian take outside the internet.

Unironically even a drunk, bitter Lindsay Ellis would still make a better parent than most of you childless (thank god) retards acting like your opinions are important. Reminder: if you have to tell people you’re better than them, you’re probably not.

 

[Emperor Julian]

What makes it funnier is that there’s almost a one hundred percent guarantee that none of the spergs moralfagging about it are women or have children themselves, much like the very woketards who sperg about racial issues while not even being a member of that race.

You can have an opinion about abortion/having children, just don’t act like yours is the correct one when the closest thing you’ve done to procreating is jacking off into a sock while thinking about the hot Door Dash driver who handed you your bag of McDonalds.

What tickles me is that under no circumstances would I ever ask for moral advice from kiwi farms. We're currently experiancing a harvest of lol milk and instead of reading about lindsey "14 words "ellis' shitstorm I'm reading the same boring debate which goes no where I've read a hundred times before.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

In 40 - 50 years we're going to have a lot of bitter old milenials without kids who are going to whine they didn't have them when they should have and that's somehow society's fault for "manipulating them" or something like that

It'll even out with the frustrated old farts regretting having children and being butthurt about what their worthless offspring's generation is doing. They'll probably blame society too as frustrated people who regret their life choices are prone to do.