Elaine April Gertler-Miller / Elaine Georgie Gertler-Miller / Elaine Miller / Trollcow / "Pissminge" / Z3R6 / Echo - Pisswhore, liar, future fed, faildoxxer, swatter, Imageboard apostate, sektur bicycle, sock enthusiast, linked her nudes to a 14 year old, cut "Josh Moon" into her thighs, genuine cautionary tale about wanting Internet fame, Torswats orbiter, drug addict

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Annie Adderall said:
Meet Elaine "Lainey" April Gertler-Miller! She's your average, posh(ish) 16-18 (age is a bit fuzzy, more on that later) girl from London. There are many inconsistencies in her story, but hopefully, as her story develops, we'll find the truth about this pathological liar. I'll break down the main parts of the story of this up and coming, lolcow.

Elaine first burst onto the cow scene as an extension of the Lillee Jean Trueman/Laur Truman universe in a boring Instagram Live where they did makeup and talked about their fascinating lives as influencers. Just like LJ, it's suspected that most of her 6,000+ following was bots, and she was a member of at least one Instagram engagement pods. After finding out what a cow LJ was, she threatened the Truemans to remove the archived live.

She's wiped most of her Instagram but still posts stories of her complaining about Null. She thinks Kiwi Farms and the other farms are owned by the same nazi-loving, Jew-hating boogeyman. She likes to block randos who follow her, even if they don't comment anything.

Instagram (many more):
www.instagram.com

@inplie • Instagram photos and videos

6,079 Followers, 4,281 Following, 0 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from @inplie
www.instagram.com www.instagram.com

Old Twitter (many more):

LinkedIn (deleted):
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Education
Elaine has been emphatic that she's attending the historical, prestigious, and highly-selective Westminister School in the Westminister District of London. Westminister School is often considered one of the best secondary schools in the United Kingdom and even worldwide. It's close to Buckingham Palace, where the queen lives, and two of London's poshest green spaces, St. James' Park and Hyde Park. Very, very posh. Only a posh girl would occupy such a posh place! The fees to attend this academic behemoth are £21,000 or approximately $29,000 a year for 6th form (equivalent to 11th-12 grade in US) non-boarding students. But they do have a lot of need-based scholarships for the poors.

The truth is not so glamorous. She attends a non-posh Jewish school in the suburbs that doesn't even have an entrance exam and is less-selective. It seems like Jewish people get preference, and if there are leftover spots, the goyim can come. I can't find the tuition for this school. It's probably subsidized or something poorish. But don't let her hear you say that because she'll fight a bitch. She attends Westminister and is very posh!

The confession:
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Links:

Home | Westminster School

www.westminster.org.uk www.westminster.org.uk

Work Experience
Elaine is an up-and-coming commodity trader! She currently works for a PPE trading company headquartered in a shitty town Ohio that lists three employees on LinkedIn. Since going viral in the cow community, she's deleted her LinkedIn.

Links:

UrgentRN - Platform

urgentrn.com urgentrn.com

She's mentioned her aptitude and serious interest in computer science, but that has yet to be seen.

Blowing up Chinatown
During the pre-saga phase a few years ago, a 16 (?) year-old Elaine said she'd "blow up Chinatown."

https://streamable.com/e202el

This stream went semi-viral in the UK and was passed around on Twitter. Elaine responded by whining that she wasn't a racist! She merely hated London's Chinatown because it was polluted! (It's not any more polluted than most areas of London.) She said she contacted the London Metropolitan Police about the bullying of an underage girl. You'll find victimhood is a frequent theme in Elaine's world. Additionally, she claims that she had a suicide attempt as a result of the stress. Suiciding baiting is anything theme in her story. Poor, poor Elaine. She says she used her elite hacker skills and connections to get everything removed from the internet!

Modeling
Elaine is also an up-and-coming model!
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Her hair is a mess in the first pic, her pants don't fit in the second pic, and wtf hobo garb is she wearing in the third pic? Her Primark shit looks cheap af.

For anyone who isn't familiar with modeling: it has fairly strict standards that are rarely broken. 5'8" to 6'0" is industry standard at this point for most professional gigs. Shorter people don't look as good in clothing. Some supermodels have squeaked by at 5'7", such as Kate Moss with distinguished features and bodies that are so fucking skinny they look taller. At a mere 5'5" and with no unique features or famous parents (i.e., Johnny Depp's kid Lily-Rose Depp at 5'3",) and wearing a size 8 UK/size 6 US (a bit big for a petite model,) Elaine has no future in modeling and was not signed by an actual modeling agency. She was signed by a scam pay-to-play agency that has changed its name after receiving bad press. The fee to be signed? £500/$688. Real modeling agencies don't require payment to get signed.

Link:

Notice how her portfolio includes no pictures from paid gigs. Kek.

Rich Kid
This is hilarious imo. She presents herself as a rich kid on social media and flexes her designer drip, but her shit is fake. Also, she goes about it all wrong. Most real rich kids don't blatantly flex. It's a subtle flex like angling your Prada sneakers a certain way, so the logo is visible. Because making a big deal about your drip just shows that you think it's special, which a rich kid shouldn't because they're showered in designer pieces. It's normal to have an outfit that's worth more than most people make in a week! She fucking tags the brands for her fake shit and posts zoomed-in pictures of her blatantly fake Rolex. Kek.
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First pic: Fake LV, fake Gucci belt, fake Rolex, badly dyed blonde hair. Second pic: Fake Chanel. I can't find the close-up fake Rolex pic and her fake Versace slides. These are awful fakes. She should have access to better fakes being in the London metro area. It's just laziness and a lack of research.

Someone found her parents' shit, and they aren't rich. There are posts of her pretending to have a pool in her backyard. She wants it so bad. She lives in a middle-class area in the suburbs of London. Not the City of London like she claims. I'm not going to post info about her parents because I feel bad for them. It seems like the equation is normal parents and shitty kid. They live a modest life and run a modest company.

Influencer
Like LJ, she had fake fan accounts in addition to her bot following.
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I can't get Social Blade to pull up her Inplie username, but I imagine it'd show inconsistent growth. Her original bio said "influencer." I hope someone has a screenshot because I can't find one.

Victim :( & Inconsistant Age
Lainey is a victim and will do anything to perpetuate that victim narrative. Including doxxing herself on the other farm.
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She loves to pretend to be a Lainey hater or "Lainey's friend from school." During her interlude on the other farms, she shifted back and forth between ally and adversary. Needless to say, I think she's a better-educated version of LJ who still manages to be just as stupid. Be consistent, Lainey.
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Here she is admitting to being the girl in the video:
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She likes to use her age as an excuse for her dumbassery. She's currently crying that she's a child, and it's illegal for the internet to be mean to her. :( But on her own Tiktok, she recently claimed to be 18:
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In conclusion: She's 18 and her attempts to lie about her age are pathetic and transparent.

Cancel Culture, Hacking, & Anarchy
Lainey is an edgy lil anarchist. But she's posted pro-tory blurbs in the past. Sometimes in the same post as her anarchy bs. She also HATES CANCEL CULTURE SO MUCH. She thinks it should be illegal. Unsure how that would happen if there's no government?

But she does think some people should be canceled like Diane Awesomelaser. Diane is famous in the LJ Universe for her YouTube videos and Twitter posts calling out the goblin duo. Elaine sought out Diane on Twitter or Instagram after listening to LJ's cries about how mean she was. Lainey also wants to cancel Null. I'm not going to post all the screenshots because that's too exhausting. Here's an amalgamation of the autism.
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She's tried to doxx Diane twice. She first "exposed" Diane as Danika Wazowski (Maybe Mike Wazowski's sister from the Disney film Monsters Inc?). And then she exposed her as Ana L. Beans. Diane appears to be thoroughly enjoying herself. Lainey says she used her superior hacking skills to discover Diane's personal info. ANA L BEADS tho. Fucking kek.

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On LJ's racist sockpuppets. She's a coder!

It's only a matter of time before she exposes Null's real name as Henry J. Waternoose III.

She also found that case of when Kiwi Farms got sued and said it was evidence that Null and the owner of the other farms are the same person. The other farms pointed out that the case was dismissed because it was sloppy bullshit.

Special credit to the other farms for a lot of the research. I thought it would be nice to have all the basic info in one post. I'm missing a bit, and I'll try to post more about her background in the future.
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It's a matter of time before the crossover with her, Vordrak, Russell Greer, & Melinda Scott.
 
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That email is very interesting, because she calls our brave and fearless feeder Nool a terrorist in the videos but out of the other side of her whore mouth she begs for sympathy.

“I don’t know whether to call the police or the press.”
Do both, honey. Don’t stop until KiwiFarms (which is a hate site, by the way, no wh*toids allowed) is banned in every Commonwealth country.
 
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HumanHive said:
That email is very interesting, because she calls our brave and fearless feeder Nool a terrorist in the videos but out of the other side of her whore mouth she begs for sympathy.

“I don’t know whether to call the police or the press.”
Do both, honey. Don’t stop until KiwiFarms (which is a hate site, by the way, no wh*toids allowed) is banned in every Commonwealth country.
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I’d bet her parents wrote the email, considering they don’t seem physically capable of writing above a 4th grade level.
 
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She's apparently 16 so the thirstposting rule is especially relevant. Don't be cringe.

Also, she's not allowed to have an account.

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Edit: This looks like a forgery. In all other modern British passports, the left and right of the 4 do not meet. She uses a font with a closed 4.
 
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HumanHive said:
That email is very interesting, because she calls our brave and fearless feeder Nool a terrorist in the videos but out of the other side of her whore mouth she begs for sympathy.

“I don’t know whether to call the police or the press.”
Do both, honey. Don’t stop until KiwiFarms (which is a hate site, by the way, no wh*toids allowed) is banned in every Commonwealth country.
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I know you are joking, but the British press doesn't care about truth as long as they can make new bogeymen. The British public must be told they are in danger at all time, or else.

Edit: If she's 16 this thread should be deleted. She should be ignored, and perhaps she will learn something for once.
 
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