Elaine April Gertler-Miller / Elaine Georgie Gertler-Miller / Elaine Miller / Trollcow / "Pissminge" / Z3R6 / Echo - Pisswhore, liar, future fed, faildoxxer, swatter, Imageboard apostate, sektur bicycle, sock enthusiast, linked her nudes to a 14 year old, cut "Josh Moon" into her thighs, genuine cautionary tale about wanting Internet fame, Torswats orbiter, drug addict

Uncle Paul said:
SHE LOOKS LIKE AN OLD LADY!
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For you.
Blood Bath & Beyond said:
Take it with a grain of salt because it's possible she used a fake or the club is just bad about IDing properly, but this everything I'm seeing online says Maddox Club in London is a 21+ club, which definitely doesn't fit the 16-18 claims.
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Most clubs are smart enough to actually check real ids nowadays. It’s gonna be a great fake, which idk if she could make just by blowing Shrek behind the bushes
 
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The other farm says she was going live 11 minutes ago. IG doesn't say she's live. Did anyone get the recording? Maybe she's going live soon.
 
Gone Ham said:
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can we talk about what the fuck is going on with her knees? I don’t think that you should have green blobs on your body.
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My guess is that she kneeled on some dirt and pebbles that got stuck to her knees, and was too exceptional to notice it and brush it off before getting the picture taken.
 
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Slav Power said:
My guess is that she kneeled on some dirt and pebbles that got stuck to her knees, and was too exceptional to notice it and brush it off before getting the picture taken.
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She’s got to be insanely exceptional to not realize that there’s a huge ass rock in her knee. I still say it’s pus. Maybe gangrene
 
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Gone Ham said:
She’s got to be insanely exceptional to not realize that there’s a huge ass rock in her knee. I still say it’s pus. Maybe gangrene
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It looks like grass/mulch. During IG photoshoots with friends, it's easy to overlook things like that when everyone is swapping the camera to take turns as a photographer and trying different poses. Getting your angles right, lighting, etc. There's a lot to do. She was probably trying to move as quickly as possible to get as many shots. Girls can take hundreds of photos and only post one or two. But you're supposed to delete shitty pictures and not post them. Elaine!! First rule of gen z girlhood!
 
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Annie Adderall said:
It looks like grass/mulch. During IG photoshoots with friends, it's easy to overlook things like that when everyone is swapping the camera to take turns as a photographer and trying different poses. Getting your angles right, lighting, etc. There's a lot to do. She was probably trying to move as quickly as possible to get as many shots. Girls can take hundreds of photos and only post one or two. But you're supposed to delete shitty pictures and not post them. Elaine!! First rule of gen z girlhood!
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But her knees getting that red?
 
Icasystrans said:
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Imagine trying to shame someone over the legal age of consent in the UK.
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The problem is not that she's obviously sexually mature, the problem is that you are in BP and you are supposed to be all pissy and catty about her hair and makeup and OH MY GOD is that pebble in her knees. What a slut. I always clean the pebbles out of my knees after sucking sugar daddy cock before my own photoshoots.
 
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Lol what a fucking royal cunt. Sorry bitch, but we don't have to lift our asses to your dystopian government and whatever misinterpreted laws you think protect you.
Also that bit about her having depression is so obviously insincere and irritating. What a fake, spiteful cunt.
 
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I saw the word "woman" in quotes on the main page and immediately assumed it was some sort of troon, and because I just woke up, took me several pages to figure out that despite the kinda fucked-up looking face, she wasn't a troon, just British.

Beauty Parlor no longer having its unique color scheme didn't help either.
 
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Icasystrans said:
Oh, so she's not living up to daddy @Null's tradwife expectations?
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The problem is that you are autistic and shouldn't @ null for bad banter if you don't wanna get banned.
Hempsoap said:
Lol what a fucking royal cunt. Sorry bitch, but we don't have to lift our asses to your dystopian government and whatever misinterpreted laws you think protect you.
Also that bit about her having depression is so obviously insincere and irritating. What a fake, spiteful cunt.
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See, here's what BP banter is all about.
 
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