Trainwreck Pamela Swain / DocHoliday1977 / MsPhoenix1969 / Observer1977 / danishlace2003 / Writer_thriller - Victim of grand #MeToo conspiracy, litigious wannabe starfucker, off her meds and online

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Which member of the Pamspiracy does Pam secretly want to fuck the most?

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Ok this is my favorite one so far. I scanned it instead of using the potato phone, but the scanner cut some stuff. My printer is really pissing me off today.

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Now I've got to go make a new lead for the goat I plan on sacrificing to Baphomet before it gets dark. See ya'll later.
 
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Narr Then said:
Weinstein lawyer has got Spammy figured right out.
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Don't worry, I got your lawyer's halal gammy ass under my thumb.
Cup Noodle said:
Ok this is my favorite one so far. I scanned it instead of using the potato phone, but the scanner cut some stuff. My printer is really pissing me off today.

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Now I've got to go make a new lead for the goat I plan on sacrificing to Baphomet before it gets dark. See ya'll later.
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I hope you die and burn in hell forever Alicia. Since it's what you want anyway.
 
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DocHoliday1977 said:
Oh you do, rotten cream cheese ass, you do. And I'm going to unleash hell on you and him.
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Speaking of cheese...

Fry some onion until it starts to turn translucent.
Boil some broccoli in a saucepan.
Add the boiled broccoli and onion into a blender and keep the broccoli water.
Add some water you boiled the broccoli in. It's better to add too little at first because you can add more water later to thin it out.
Crumble some blue cheese into the blender as well (probably 1/4 of what you'd add for normal cheese, the flavour is rather strong).
Blend it until it looks smooth, add broccoli water if it's too thick.
Pour it back into the pan to heat it up again.

Pour or ladle it into soup bowls and serve with bread and a pepper grinder. You won't need salt, the blue cheese takes care of that.
 
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Actually Christian Bale said:
YOU GUYS ARE DOING TAROT READINGS AND NO ONE INVITED ME????
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Tarot Parlour operates on weekends in this thread. Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers, for free!
Number of readings is limited, because I don't have whole day to sperg on those fucking cards :)
Bender said:
pls make a deliberately shitty artwork of @Illuminati Order Official giving me a tarot reading in a spritual-looking tent or something.

Something like this:
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I think I need to change my avatar for something more challenging. Have an idea.
Bender said:
(I just drew a random face card, but the the 2 of Swords seems to be kind of relevant to Pam, lol.
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Swords are generally ass. That means, if we hope for bad readings we want to see them a lot.
Cup Noodle said:
Ok this is my favorite one so far. I scanned it instead of using the potato phone, but the scanner cut some stuff. My printer is really pissing me off today.
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OK, to sharpen your appetite here is something I made for Wogglebug thread.
Context: Cynthia is a militant atheist who obsesses over minor Oz characters, Wogglebug and Frogman. She actually made an animated movie about Wogglebug. She of course ascribes militant atheism to both those characters so in our alternative narrative Frogman is a religious fundamentalist and Wogglebug - a pervert and possibly serial killer.
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If you want one I'm game. I'm a novice, but I learn a little more every time.
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If you do that three card reading I can help with interpretation :)
 
Illuminati Order Official said:
OK, to sharpen your appetite here is something I made for Wogglebug thread.
Context: Cynthia is a militant atheist who obsesses over minor Oz characters, Wogglebug and Frogman. She actually made an animated movie about Wogglebug. She of course ascribes militant atheism to both those characters so in our alternative narrative Frogman is a religious fundamentalist and Wogglebug - a pervert and possibly serial killer.

If you do that three card reading I can help with interpretation :)
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I've read just a bit of the thread. I'm being pulled in three different directions tonight. Is Cynthia active there? I might start a harem.

Thanks. I enjoy your input.
 
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Illuminati Order Official said:
I think I need to change my avatar for something more challenging. Have an idea.
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No please have mercy, I spent like an hour doing that terrible attempt and another 20 minutes fixing the cards. 🥺

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Swords are generally ass. That means, if we hope for bad readings we want to see them a lot.
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I chose a sword because it was the easiest symbol to draw in a somewhat recognisable way; as you can likely tell from my MS Paint masterpiece I'm not exactly blessed with artistic talent, lol.
 
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