Talking about sex while open mouth smacking on pickled fucking beans. Seigneur. She’s the real version of Steve Carrell’s character in 40 Year Old Virgin discussing bags of sand.
this poor bastard. Should have seen this coming
Don't forget "Oh ya beezer, poopoos in the kitchen"
It also needs a burp and snack break every few sentences.
I'm shook that a somewhat normal looking middle aged man who can spell "their" and use apostrophes correctly is fangirling and Superchatting Chantal. And that Lewis kid was a little Hottie from Hotterville! I fully expected that everyone in Chantal's Live chats would be trolls or morbidly obese troglodytes. How is it possible that I was so wrong? Now I am questioning everything I believe. EVERYTHING.
MEN
I like how she's shaming some guy that she's talking to on Tinder for having a four-inch cock. Sometimes I swear she forgets what she looks like. Lower your standards, sis.
Umm, excuse me, Chins would NEVER BODY SHAME or judge someone for their physical appearance! Clearly you're just a hater
Semper, god damn, fi krazy orange cat
People with low self-esteem tend to have ridiculously high standards. I’m pretty sure it’s a defense mechanism. 90% of women who say shit like, “men under 6ft need not apply”, only want to date gym rats, or demand a six figure salary are way below average. It’s always either an ugly fatty, some degenerate white trash hoe who dropped out of high school and can’t hold a minimum wage job, or some plain Jane who saw too many movies and still lives with the delusion that one day her Prince Charming will show up on her doorstep.
It makes a lot of sense. Chantal knows damn well that she'd be extremely lucky to get any man to date her - nevermind a hot foreign man with a huge dick that has no problem with her eating all of his money and rapidly developing as many illnesses and diseases as she can, that would willingly blow dry her oozing fupa, ignore her non-deodorant-using stench, and wipe her ass for her. If she rejects every man who is desperate enough to respond to her fatfishing photos on Tinder, she will never actually have to face rejection herself. She can happily continue rejecting men based on their reported penis size, and continue to indulge her blissfully deluded mind into thinking that she just hasn't met anyone up to her standards yet. If she just accepted any random loser, she'd end up having to go on dates, having to see their faces as they see her true size, and having to face being rejected over and over again.
