US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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mandatorylurk said:
a) this didn't happen
b) if it did, a kid wouldn't say red-blooded American
c) if it still did, a presumably teenage daughter donating a sizeable sum to a campaign?

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Dance bitch, dance. The whole world is watching. Consensus says? (like I'm surprising anybody here)...

Cunt.
 
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The begging for mask mandates, the vaccine passports, the border shit... it's all connected.

Like someone said, COVID is about to be done and people are about to leave their homes and start seeing how much it's wrecked shit.

So Biden is trying to milk it and keep up the authoritarian gov't rules, while letting COVID-infected mexicans spread shit everywhere to keep it active longer.

Buckle up, boys. Shit's about to get crazy.
 
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Echo_Ender said:
Like someone said, COVID is about to be done and people are about to leave their homes and start seeing how much it's wrecked shit.
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Our good governor King Ducey lifted the mask mandate this past week. Scottsdale partying is off the hook full.

Peeps just wanna be normal again. I get that and am all for it. But I laugh at all the idiot mayor's enraged in AZ saying you don't mean SHIT!

Last time I checked, a statewide mandate overruled ANY whining Democratic mayor.

It's been a hilarious shit show to watch.

Will there ever be a cohesive decision on any of this? Nope. Never will.

The general public is not infected with Covid. The only fuckin thing they're infected with is fear by the media.
 
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Echo_Ender said:
The begging for mask mandates, the vaccine passports, the border shit... it's all connected.

Like someone said, COVID is about to be done and people are about to leave their homes and start seeing how much it's wrecked shit.

So Biden is trying to milk it and keep up the authoritarian gov't rules, while letting COVID-infected mexicans spread shit everywhere to keep it active longer.

Buckle up, boys. Shit's about to get crazy.
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They fully intend to milk covid through the midterms. Mail in ballots worked well, so why not codify it and cement wins forever! Forever battling the coof, teehee!

They'll probably get away with it too. Republicants are in on it, and conservatards are gutless.
 
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If they decriminalize HIV transmission, there will be people on the streets. No one wants to use drugs that fuck your body for the rest of their lives.
 
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Slappy McGherkin said:
Our good governor King Ducey lifted the mask mandate this past week. Scottsdale partying is off the hook full.

Peeps just wanna be normal again. I get that and am all for it. But I laugh at all the idiot mayor's enraged in AZ saying you don't mean SHIT!

Last time I checked, a statewide mandate overruled ANY whining Democratic mayor.

It's been a hilarious shit show to watch.

Will there ever be a cohesive decision on any of this? Nope. Never will.

The general public is not infected with Covid. The only fuckin thing they're infected with is fear by the media.
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you're lucky, our flyover allows local government to set their own rules if its stricter than the state's. leads to hilarious issues like city dwellers stuck in lockdown and elderly people partying it up in the boonies with wine and dancing.
 
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Is... Is that a human version of Donald Duck? Jesus Christ.

I'm going to go cough on people. Hope you're happy Joe.

Okay fuck you. I'm going to cough into a super soaker now. One of them big cannon ones from when I was a kid.

You really want those vaccine passports to be deployed and it is becoming apparent that COVID won't last another 3 months no matter how you squeeze it. You know that once the COVID is gone no one is going to buy the bullshit you've been peddling. You will have absolutely no mandate to do jack shit afterwards.

Is it... Is it possible that she is just a pawn in the game and in over her head, forced to dance like a chimp for her corporate masters and it is taking its toll on her mental health?

I'm not pitying her, just wondering if she'll be any more stable than Dementia Joe when the time comes.
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Oh good I wasn’t the only person considering that. I don’t want to say I’d feel pity in that case, because she’s obviously not fucking worth that, but it’s closer to it than what I feel for Biden because she simply hasn’t had the time to have destroyed as many lives as he has; and I’m certain that she’s lucid enough to understand the gravity of her situation.
 
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