Lolcow Campbell Morton - Timbox 2.0

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Conrix

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I discovered this nugget of intense cringe-inducing yet charmingly naive autism while perusing /cow/ and I think there's potential. The thread title should be more like CWC, MovieBob, and Timbox's lovechild.

Campbell Morton is a cartoon/vidya sperg who crosses over characters from literally any franchise he likes and inserts himself into the story. These encompass childrens' cartoon shows and childrens' video games, especially from the 90's, which is pretty run-of-the-mill for a sperg in his age group (the Tumblr says he's 16 because he hasn't updated his about box since then, but on his YouTube he had an 18th birthday video made in December 2014). He doesn't seem so lolcowish at first, but he extensively documents his life through his fanfics and upholds his headcanon whenever he can. When he's not writing his fanfics or "great movies", he's camcordering old childrens' video games from the 90's and adding his autistically charged nasal voice over them. For as much as that voice is grating, he has kind of a naive charm to him.
(VIDEOS ON CAMPBELL MORTON'S CHANNEL ARE NOW SET TO PRIVATE)

Edit for an unspoilered MIRROR of the quintessential spinning video:

Oh and he shoehorned himself into Stairfax 69. [/cringe]
http://campbellsgreatblog.tumblr.com/post/86367593831/star-fox-64-script-rob-message-from-gen ( https://archive.is/fQzLq )

Links to his main shit:
http://campbell-morton.wikia.com/wiki/Campbell_Morton_(Character) ( https://archive.is/0DRs0 ) (He wiped that shit so hard. THIS is why we use archive.is, Kiwis!)
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcnFMNdfsBDv6eNCg9i6_rw (All videos are private, name reads as "Joh Smith")
http://campbellsgreatblog.tumblr.com/ (defunct)

I'll be digging deeper and post more as I find it.

Edit: Spoilering large content for consideration/optimization to mobile users.
Edit2: Adding archive links.

Edit 07-30-2015: Campbell has gone into the DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING phase. Thanks to the people who archived whatever they could, without that effort we wouldn't even have pieces of this.
 
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"This is my Grandfather who is with leader James McCloud and wingmate's Peppy Hare and Pigma Dengar. Has his images & his quotes put here."

Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
That was such a cringey attempt at sounding like an actual man and not a retarded manchild with a speech impediment. Kid do you even know what Bandicam, Fraps, or even Hypercam are? Do you know what a capture card is?
 
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Okay I was cracking up so hard with every "happy ending" -it's past my bedtime...

And I'm looking forward to his headcanon since P&F ended for good in June.
 
Even his fucking wiki is filled with autism. This dude really manages to break boundries when it comes to autism...
He broke the autism barrier. God help us all. :jacepout:


Did...did this tard camcorder off YouTube?!?

wow That's certainly a low spot there.

Also his name seriously sounds like one of the Koopalings opened a soup factory.
 
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Reminds me too much of this:
At least he's kinda leet with MSPaint.
 
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